Finally, proof that The Federlines are a normal, married couple. The other night Brit and Kev drove their $100,000 sportscar to a romantic restaurant in Malibu and took their new hairless chihuahua (dressed in a red and black fur-lined poncho) along for the ride. Brit Brit promptly placed the pup in the Burberry-style crib that held her Kabbalah book.
Sources say the puppy, on a strict diet of Red Bull and Marlboro Lights, is happily adjusting to life in casa de Federline.
Anyway … happy birthday Britney!!!
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That “cot” looks like a playpen. For a dog. Let me repeat that. A playpen for a dog. Lord help us all.
wowsers…that’s demented on so many levels…
good find scott
That poor dog realizes how stupid he/she looks. It’s giving the “please someone save me” look. Memorize that stare: it’s gonna be coming from some babies soon if Brit has her way.
Did anyone watch South Park last night? When I saw these pictures posted all I could think of was last nights episode. When this puppy pulls a Tinkerbell, do you think that Brit is going to adopt an 8 year old little boy and make him dress in a cute little bear cub outfit ala Paris in last nights South Park episode?
That’s not Burberry it’s Graco lol She looks good too.
why get a dog if you have to carry it everywhere? (That goes for you, too, Paris!)
but it is nice to see brit looking sort of good for once…
Everyone here seems to be missing the point: the indie rock community is being corrupted by the insidious zine that is Pitchfork. I don’t understand why this doesn’t bother you all! The latest is that Pitchfork has threatened legal action to prevent the article from coming out in a publication detailing its fraudulent ongoings. This is a major scandal, and all you guys seem to want to talk about is Britney Spears’ dog!? WTF!?
Screw that dog. Whats this pitchfork article that details the shady ongoings and where can I get the details? Is it some payola scam?
The sad thing is that silly little dog has only been in Britney’s possession for 3 days and it already has a more expensive wardrobe than any of us.
What the heck’s a payola scam? ANyways, there is no article….yet. The deal is some small news zine is about to publish an expose article on pitchfork citing that 2 of its former employees alledge pitchfork “nudges” up reviews based on advertising fees they receive from certain labels. The two employees quit because they felt pressured to favor certain bands the administration liked. And now Pitchfork is prepared to sue to prevent this from coming out!
People pay attention to Pitchfork? I just look at it occasionally to read the requiste bi-weekly hip-hop single review, their unintentionally hilarious attempt to be “diverse.”
Wow. I’m thinking the Clairol finally crossed the blood-brain barrier. Don’t get in that woman’s car. She’s one set of highlights away from keeping a portable meth lab in the trunk.
Haha! Let them get outed. Those guys are a bunch of biased fat asses anyway.
Yeah that’s right! I mean, if they didn’t have anything to hide, then why the hell would they want to sue!???
Wow. that’s a scandal. Have they ever heard of journalistic integrity? I guess it’s all about the $$$
I haven’t found this girl attractive since 2002 and yeah if she pampers the dog like this then I can’t even imagine how she pamper that supposed future child she is expecting to have or at least concieve in the near future,there will probably be a “blanket”part 2 ala Michael Jackson.Britney seems to want a child so she could fawn over it and control since she hasn’t got any control over anything in her life ever since Kevin came along,she now has control over everything especially since being the breadwinner.Sometimes it feels like seeing Britney having children is the same as Michael Jackson having children,both seem to be child themselves but Michael moreso than brit.
A payola scam is a term that came about in the early 50′s and they actually had hearings that made it illegal. It still goes on, just not as blatently as it used to. It is the act of labels paying media outlets (radio, print, etc..) to push certain artists and albums, and expose them a little more than the others, which is exactly what this sounds like. Whatever though, the music industry has been corrupt since its inception, and this is a known fact. Anyone who feels otherwise, even if it is “indie” music has not witness so called “indie” businesses firsthand. Remember, Pitchfork’s goal is to make money, just like any other business. This doesn’t necessarily make it right, but it goes to show that people shouldn’t let publications dictate whats good and bad in their eyes. Personally, I like pitchfork, and they rarely lead me astray.
I hate to do this but I really feel sad for Kevin. I mean, what has he thrown himself into. Carrying a crib for a dirty chihuahua. They’re going into a restaurant, who brings their dog and its crib along for the ride. Then to top it off a Kaballah book? Seriously, I see a major intervention in the works. Forget everything else that has taken place in Britneys world this far. This has to be the worst!!!
Oh sweet lud.
Im with Robb. I like Pitchfork,too. It’s still disturbing to hear that they’re corrupt, though, because they *claim* that they are above everything like that, at least that’s what it seems. I guess they are just money grubbers like everyone else.
Rock critics, in my opinion, are like the royal family: obsolete but fun. In a world where you can hear anything before you buy it, why do you need some (probably) pimply, pale, white dude to tell you what’s good? I love reading rock reviews, but I’ve never made a purchase based on one.
Haha! that’s a funny way of putting it, Janine
I agree with Natalie, though, I hope this takes them down. There are plenty of great indie zines that don’t make any money off of their sites that do an awesome job. Why do we need one that has a shady agenda?
Ive also hated that f**cking site, I dont doubt these accusations one bit. I always thought it was fishy they just give And you will know us… a 10.0 when it clearly wasnt. Glad to know I was right from the beginning–
what happened to britney’s other dog, the maltese?
So wait, is she trying to convert the dog to Kabbalah or something? And I too do not understand the point of a dog that you have to carry around everywhere. That just sucks.
Michelle,
I’m thinking Baby Spears Federline is going to be the Cody Gifford/Chasity Bono for the next generation. You know any chance that she gets once she has that kid she is going to be doing all sorts of TV specials and that kid is going to figure in every scene in all of them.
I’m a little surprised that everyone’s so shocked about the possibility of corruption in music press, indie or otherwise. Sad to say, whether Pitchfork is guilty or not, many other zines (print, online, indie, mainstream, etc…) give priority to labels and artists who purchase ad space. It’s not only about giving better reviews to those who advertise, it’s about reviewing these records at all.
It’s also easy to get away with, because how can you really prove it happens? I kind of thought this was all common knowledge, but judging by everyone’s reaction, I guess not.
Just to add to my post……and I’m sure that the media will make Britt out to be the mother of the year, just like they made Julia Roberts out to be the only woman on the planet who ever gave birth to twins!
I have the feeling not only will we be hearing about Baby Spears Federline’s everything I think we’ll also be hearing about Hazel and Phinneous Moder’s everything as well!
Sorry I had to get a Julia Roberts rant in there somehow!
caring about pitchfork is so 2001…
its right up there with caring about electroclash…
I guess this year for Christmas I’m just going to be thankful that Britney washed and combed her hair at least once.
And I think we’re going to have to let the chihuahua go. Like the missing Maltese, it’s the price you pay to be a celebrity dog.
and a happier birthday to nelly furtado!
Rely on your own judgement as to what music is worth listening to, not what some hipster mag says, sheesh people.
Also: chihuahuas are the ugliest dogs known to man.
I don’t think I could be this trashy even if I tried, it’s like Brit and Jessica Simpson have to constantly out-retard each other (hopefully I was the only one to watch that train wreck’s Xmas special last night.)
The story is aobut deception….so when you read reviews there, you can never know which scores are inflated because of advertising and whether or not reviewers were pressured into giving “x” band a good review. So yes, nothing is new if we are talking about MTV, but for it to be Pitchfork, it’s a revelation, a a frightening one. I hope they go under because of this….at least they deserve to be stripped of their credibility for all to see, that’s all.
I spy clean jeans! HUH HUH!
Followed with an evening of clubbing:
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Remember when Britney used to carry one of Kevin’s kid’s around with that same look on her face? Forget her… it’s time for Brit to start her -own- family, as she keeps putting it. It starts with the dog.
Hey, atleast she is reading…
man, she thinks Kabbalah is so fantastic yet she’s putting the Zohar in with the dog?
The Kabbalah y’all! Its like helped me and stuff.
Wonder if this doggie’s name is Kabbalah?
And what would Rabbi Berg say about that other Kabbalah student Lindsay Lohan and blunt smoking?
I think they went to church to baptize the dog. Just sayin’
Someone please tell Brit Brit and Kevin that dogs really, really like to walk. Dialogue should consist of “Buy a fucking leash and walk the dog, you fucking morons!”
What I wanna know is, since when did it become abnormal to walk your dog on a leash and let it wear the normal clothing for dogs: a leash! Doggy play pens? Fur couts? They already have a natural one! Sheesh!
Someone should just buy that girl a cabbage patch doll and she can play with that. Leave the poor animal alone.
Is this the latest red-kneck trend ? Hairless dogs ? Or is she just so retarded that she thinks she’s a ‘mom’ ?
> And what would Rabbi Berg say about that other Kabbalah student Lindsay Lohan and blunt smoking?
That Jews can get away with anything?
Woah, you guys! Ease up on the dog. I may not be a Britney lover but I am INDEED a dog lover AND chihuahua owner. They’re tiny, lovable, playful and silly little dogs. They act like babies and like to be trated like babies. I’m not rich but I have walked into the store, ChihuahuaGaGa in New Orleans and spent over $100 on dresses, fleece coats, rain slickers, sweaters, leopard print & rhinestone collars on my dogs. My deceased female LOVED to be dressed up but my two new little boys HATE it. And they’re so tiny, like dolls, that you can do whatever you want with them. They’re the closest thing to babies and dolls, but they’re dogs so it makes it more fun. (Although they can act cat-like at times.)
Anyway, I can totally understand why Britney is obssessed with her new little baby. I still want to know what the name is. It better be a good name!
freak
lady, you’re nuts.
Why the fuck does Brtiney always wear her greasy hair on top of her head like that?
I keep hearing reports that the puppy is 4 weeks old. It’s illegal in most states–I would assume all–to adopt a kitten or puppy under 8 weeks old. They shouldn’t be taken from their mothers that early. Even if they’re orphaned, they should be in professional care.
lets just say the puppy was under 8 weeks…you think someone that comes from a part of the south where they still chain their dogs up under porches until the chain is embedded in their necks gives a rip? nah. I think not.
uhhh, who cares how old the puppy is. fact is now aside from smelling like sex,marlboro’s,booze,and sweat from riding in their convertible all day, they are going to stink like puppy piss too. man she has let herself go since meeting him. she doesnt even try. come on britney he is ew, and NO j.t., go take a bath put some make up on and beg for justin back.
seriously!!!! i am like the biggest britney fan EVER,& i must say she is lookin haggard. kevin is like the ipitimy of white trash. dude i dont care how much money you have, its totally the way you present yourself. he is going to leave her after after 5 yrs at most, so he can collect from that pre nup. they should leave the top down when they go through the car wash next time. that’ll give em a good scrubbin. & it would be funny to watch that dog shiver even worse when he’s wet! hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah!
seriously!!!! i am like the biggest britney fan EVER,& i must say she is lookin haggard. kevin is like the ipitimy of white trash. dude i dont care how much money you have, its totally the way you present yourself. he is going to leave her after after 5 yrs at most, so he can collect from that pre nup. they should leave the top down when they go through the car wash next time. that’ll give em a good scrubbin. & it would be funny to watch that dog shiver even worse when he’s wet! hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah!
seriously!!!! i am like the biggest britney fan EVER,& i must say she is lookin haggard. kevin is like the ipitimy of white trash. dude i dont care how much money you have, its totally the way you present yourself. they should leave the top down when they go through the car wash next time. that’ll give em a good scrubbin. & it would be funny to watch that dog shiver even worse when he’s wet! hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah!
britneys new perfume smells like ferdiline dirt-dirt
Anyone know what happened to the OTHER dog? there was a baby Maltese a few weeks ago… I sure hope she didn’t kill it.
I think that britney is with kevin because he’s the closet to a blacq guy that she can get without public drama, seems to me she likes his african american influence, cant anyone tell? and if you read this and wanna hate then blahh to you to.
She bought the dog from a pet store aka PUPPY MILL SUPPORTER and obviously knows nothing about a chihuahua’s temperment. They don’t like loud noises and large crowds. However, chihuahuas are tiny tiny animals and get cold very easily, so believe it or not it’s not ridiculous to put a coat on them when its cold outside (they actually appreciate it) – not saying you need to spend ridiculous amounts of money on it though! Also, they can’t be walked for long periods of time because they get dehydrated…. their legs are so small that they take several strides to keep up with one of yours, so they get tired very easily. That’s why you always see people holding them. So it’s not ridiculous that shes holding it and putting a coat on it, however I highly doubt she knows anything about dogs, and she is just using poor BitBit as her latest accessory
Look at that poor Maltese…. I havent seen her anywhere lately. It’s such a shame, dogs are animals that are to be loved, and its possible to love them as your kid – but she’s loving them for the wrong reasons 
Are Chihuahuas dogs? They look like little thin rats with “bug eyes”- insects? at least rodents?
But, I guess if they like to eat poop and devoure vomit, lick their butt and kiss you in the mouth..they are probably a dog. Class act.