Life with the Newlyweds … is worse than you imagined. Bonnie Fuller, get on this shit.

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  1. Peanuts  |   Posted on Dec 30th, 2004

    And whats your excuse? You seem to have some time for the net yourself, you stupid bitch.

  2. LaLa  |   Posted on Dec 30th, 2004

    “Dont ever, I mean ever say those things about me!” (says Jessica Simpson)

    Like what the fuck do you think you can fucking do about it Jessica? Peanuts is right about you. Your a skanky whore, who is stupid for using that retarded name.

  3. Jessica Simpson  |   Posted on Dec 31st, 2004

    OK..APPARENTLY LALA THINKS SHE IS A TELETUBBY.. YOU FREAK.. YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE IT ALL OVER ME WITH THE NAME.. LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… YOU PROBABLY HAVE A STUFFED TELETUBBY AND USE IT TO DIDDLE YOURSELF.. SIIIICCCCCCCCCCCO.

    AND PEANUTS..YOU ARE JUST ONE STRAAAAAAAAAAAANGEE COOKIE.. BUT I DONT THINK YOU NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT.. ALLS YOU HAVE ON ME IS I USED THE NAME JESSICA SIMPSON FOR MY MONKIER.AND YOU USED THE NAME PEANUTS.. I MEAN LETS THINK ABOUT THIS FOR AWHILE AND BE MATURE ADULTS AND REALLY SEE WHO THE MORE MATURE ONE OF US IS HERE..

  4. Jessica Simpson  |   Posted on Dec 31st, 2004

    OK PEANUTS AND LALA YOU ARE BOTH FREAKS. AND LALA YOU ARE TELETUBBY AND PROBABLY LOOK LIKE ONE TOO

  5. Sara  |   Posted on Dec 31st, 2004

    WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..OK PEANUTS, JESSICA SIMPSON.. THE TELETUBBY..YOU ALL NEED TO JUST CHILL ON OUT.. THIS WEB PAGE WAS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE A WEBLOG FOR VIEWERS FELT ABOUT THE ARTICLE AND NICK LACHEY AND JESSICA SIMPSON.. NOT FOR THREE IMMATURE ADULTS TO BE FIGHTING BACK AND FORTH TO SEE WHO CAN THE MOST OBNOXIOUS AND DISGUSTING.. THIS IS JUST CRAAAAAAAAAAZY.. AND JUST GIVE A REST OR THIS WEB PAGE WILL BE PERMANENTLY REMOVED

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND COOPERATION IN THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER

  6. Van Lear Rose  |   Posted on Jan 3rd, 2005

    Peanuts was just defending herself from Jessica, which you would know had you read all of the posts, Sara. She has a right to do so. I like the name Peanuts! That is cute. VLR

  7. Stacy  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    On the peanuts and jessica simpson fight.. i think that peanuts was way out of line.. i mean she didnt have to say all those sick and disgusting things about her wanting to have sex with her dad… i mean that is just so disrespectful..there are really people out there who are molested and raped and for peanuts to say all those mean and disgusting things.. well i think jessica had a right to retaliate..

  8. stoic  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    Ah, you two “women” are very sad indeed. I hope you both get help soon before you continue to verbally abuse each other electronically over a frivolous letter written on the internet by who knows who. Arguing over the life of others to which you have no effect on whatsoever. Yes that is productive and useful afterall. You all should be proud. Have a nice day

  9. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    Gee its pretty humourous that this “Stacy” poster just happens to have the same email address as this “Jessica Simpson” poster. You are stupid Jessica, but not everyone on here is as dumb as you are. You might remember that next time you decide to post under a different name to defend a post that you used the “Jessica” name on. But I agree with this “stoic” character, you are both quite immature, Peanuts (funny though) too.

  10. Lit like a tree  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    Yes indeed..these two characters sure are freaks and that is so funny that jessica simpson tried to defend herself by using two different names..she sure is silly.. but i have to agree that everyong is ganging up on her.. i feel bad for her.. she only posted her opinion for the article and this peanuts attacked her.. NOT FAIR.. grrrrrrrrrr

  11. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    Nice try. Jessica and Stacy also use the double periods after every sentence, and Jessica sure likes the word “freak.” Try again, cause your still not fooling anyone.

    Anywho, to take this back to topic, I think that they sunk their own marriage when they put it on camera.

  12. Beavis on Crack  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    Hey everyone! i am beavis on Crack and I like to sit and play detective with peoples web blogs because i basically have nothing else to do with my time!! can anyone hire me because obviously I need something else to do!!

  13. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    oh you are so cute

  14. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    Hi Big Mike

  15. Peanuts  |   Posted on Jan 5th, 2005

    hahahahahah Im BACK bitches. Did ya miss me jessica…I mean Stacy… I mean Lit Like a Tree? You are so fucking stupid. But I agree, this is pretty lame fighting with you everyday like this. I see that you are trying the same shit with CrackheadBeavis just because he doesent agree with you, and he figured out your game. Pretty lame you are.

  16. Karen..alias The Original Jessica Simpson  |   Posted on Jan 6th, 2005

    Ok
    I would like to say something here. I am the original Jessica Simpson that made the first comment to “Peanuts” about a comment she made to a poster “Sara” about how “Peanuts” didnt really voice her opinion on the whole Jessica and Nick thing, but decided to put down “Sara” because she voiced hers. That is the only time I have been to this website, other than today as I have been spending the holidays with my family in the West Coast. When I logged on today to see that someone else has been taking over my Moniker Name and Email address I was shocked and disgusted at the things these people said under MY EMAIL and the things that were said in retaliation to me. I am disgusted and will investigate this to the fullest. SO WHOEVER YOUR ARE YOU BETTER STOP, YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED. Also, whoever else is involved (that would be Peanuts, BevisonCrack, LaLa, Lit Like a Tree, Stacy, ANYONE ELSE) please stop responding. It only makes things worse.

  17. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    yawn

  18. Timmy  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    Beavis, are we the only guys that like the “Newlyweds”? And what happened to this Blog Page?

  19. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    Timmy, I am a female so I guess YOU are the only guy that watches it. Just kidding, I make my old man watch it with me, in which afterwards he moans about how that was an hour of his life that he will never get back. hahaha

  20. Timmy  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    Hahha thats funny I watch it with my mom. She only lets me watch MTV if she watches it with me!

  21. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    LOL, your mom is cool.

  22. A question  |   Posted on Jan 10th, 2005

    Karen aka Jessica, do you have multiple personalities?

  23. the answer  |   Posted on Jan 10th, 2005

    Karen you have the same email address as the “sara” you spoke about.

  24. gogoGadget  |   Posted on Jan 10th, 2005

    Shut up Karen/Jessica you stupid fuck. Liek u can realy prosecute for that you are so dumb like a prostitute u sick fuck

  25. Audrey  |   Posted on Jan 11th, 2005

    This is NUTS

  26. Audrey  |   Posted on Jan 11th, 2005

    This is NUTS

  27. Yes im Jealous....NOT  |   Posted on Jan 11th, 2005

    I like how Jessica Simpson is speaking publicly about the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split. Shes acting like she has the secret to a good marriage…(communication is the key) Yeah right Jesscia, yours is on the rocks too, because the tabloids are always right, eventually you too will be getting a divorce, because your a spoiled brat, and your husband hates your dad, plus your sister is a joke, so that is only going to eventually sink your career as well. Also once your big titties bust, you will have NOTHING.

  28. sick of Jessica  |   Posted on Jan 12th, 2005

    I am so sick of this jessica simpson girl. How did a moron like her get so famous & land movie roles? I guess you don’t call it entertainment for nothing “Glamorizing the Idiots”- with fellow running mates such as, Tara Reid & Paris Hilton) Really! And whats this, she can sing? My ass- someone was smoking some shit to think she can sing or sings like Billie Holiday – the horror! What has the world come to? People, she may hit high notes (screaming) but she ain’t no Mariah Carey. And Peter you are dead on, the pain in our ears when she howls-maybe that is why she rolls her eyes. Sweetpea was right, she is trying to summon the dead to help her reach the notes. And that American Music Award performance – Horrible to the point of vomitting!) the rest of her trying to sing, just a dry, scathing noise pollution. It’s pathetic to see her live, head bobbing, mouth girating…??? enough said!

  29. I hate Jessica and Ashlee  |   Posted on Jan 12th, 2005

    Shes a dumb fucking twat hole, and her sister is totally fucking ugly and talentless.

  30. Peanuts  |   Posted on Jan 13th, 2005

    :)

  31. steph  |   Posted on Jan 29th, 2005

    What kinda of dog is Daisy? I think it is so adorable. Does anyone know what knid it is?

  32. Bet on horses and much more!

  33. could someone please tell me the name of the dog nick gives to jessica on stage for her birthday …..breed????

  34. I hate peanuts  |   Posted on Feb 11th, 2005

    oooooo peanuts where are you???

  35. Celebrities – Britney Spears, Beyonce, Jessica Simpson and Jenifer Lopez wallpapers. For those who needs.

  36. Peanuts  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2005

    Im right here Karen, you twat hole. What do you want? Why cant you be like everyone else and use the same name everytime you post? Because your too chicken shit probably. I hate you too, slut. Just kidding, you are the love of my life.

  37. i hate peanuts  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    O peanuts you are really too kind.. but the name karen just isnt ringing a bell with me honey

  38. Peanuts  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    Well whatever you are calling yourself these days, sara…jessica simpson…tiffany…stacy…lit like a tree…big mike…karen… whatever, it doesent matter. All that matters is that you are obviously unhappy with who you are as a person, and I just flat feel sorry for you now. Im so sorry I was so mean to you and all of your multiple personalities. Im sorry I called you fat, and im sorry I called you a cunt a few times. I wasent talking to you when I called you a cunt I was talking to Stacy. And when I called you a skanky bitch, i was talking to Karen. When I said you fuck your father, I was talking to Jessica. Do you think you can round up all the bitches in your head and tell them that I hate them but you are ok? Thanks Peanut hater. I appreciate it 100%

  39. chelsie  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    i dont know if anyone has asked this wuestion yet or not but…………. does anyone kow the breed of the dog nick gets for jessica my b-day is coming up and im alowed to get a puppy and i want one like that but im not sure what kind of breed it is??

  40. mutt lover  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    why dont you just go to your local dog shelter and get a mutt for free and spare his/her poor life. Why do people think that only purebreed dogs are good companions?

  41. mutt lover  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    BTW, its a white maltese, and you can get mutt maltese for free.

  42. JESUS FREAK  |   Posted on Feb 17th, 2005

    JESSICA AND NICK MAKE A CUTE COUPLE!
    THEY ARE INTITLED TO HAVING FIGHTS!

    PS
    JESUS LOVES YOU

  43. Fockya  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2005

    HAHAHAHA I had to laugh at Jesus Freak…all her blabbering then PS Jesus loves you…wow. Just ironically humorous. A tad strange but she’s probably from a strange area of the country, like New York City. My two (and a half) cents: AHHH BLAH TO IT! Why care? Why do you all sit and ponder the lives of these individuals when most likely some of your own marriages are on the rocks? Why don’t you go and try to help yourselfs, and then cast the first stone. All I know, is I am watching them and learning what not to do, so a big thanks to Jessica and Nick… you started out good, then the whiny-pouty little girl image got old fast, which is probably what happened with Nick, however the American public tired of it a little sooner than he is, bless him. A word of advice for her: Grow UP. Quit acting so stupid and needy. Get the hell away from your parents and experience life outside of your corporate nest. Start showing Nick and the rest of us that you’re a WOMAN (24!) and not a 15 year old girl.
    There’s no excuse for any man in a serious relationship to get drunk and do “whatever” with other women, including flirt…get the hell down off your high horse and step into reality you miserable sons of bitches or you will burn.

  44. Shawty  |   Posted on Apr 2nd, 2005

    you guys are all fuckn mother fuckers learn to keep your bloody mouths shut seen?…fuck off u guys are just haters that need lives..PEACE TO ALL THE NIGGER LOVERS OUT THERE:D

  45. master mind dued  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2005

    doese any one here now carmen electras email address i realy need if anyone noes it can you reply me please

  46. Kelley  |   Posted on May 25th, 2005

    I hope that Nick and Jessica can work out their problems of being judged publicly. Jessica, should not make the mistake of losing Nick, he seems to be a great man to have a future and family with. One does have to question PaPa Joe’s stange un-natural attraction to his daughter and the control over her life. Jessica needs to grow up and take more control over her life with Nick and Pray, ask God for guidence in her journey of life. I think Jessica should think about having a family.

  47. shannon wilson  |   Posted on Jul 18th, 2005

    jessica and nick truly belong together and if her perents cant exept that then they need to back off if she is truly happy with nick. it makes you wonder how her perents will act when ashlee gets married, seems she is the youngest.
    and the bitch that wrote that e-mail wont have her job much longer {mabey she could work with a gossip magize} or mabey shes starting trouble becuase she thinks she has a chance with nick.

    from a readers point of view they are happy together but jessica dosent know what to listen to {to much gossip}

    well gossip ya later

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