A new letter of truth for the new year! Read Mrs. Federline’s latest screed to official fanclub members…
Happy New Years!
1.3.2005
Dear Fans,
A new year is starting and I have so many resolutions. If only I could convince myself to stick to them!
My Christmas was wonderful and I had such a great break. I think I should rephrase myself from my previous letters when I was talking about taking a ?break?. What I meant was I am taking a break from being told what to do. True Masters say it?s cool when you look at someone and don?t know whether they are at work or play since it?s all the same to them. The things I?ve been doing for work lately have been so much fun, because it?s not like work to me anymore. I?ve been even more ?hands on? in my management and the business side of things and I feel more in control than ever.
I just shot a cute video for ?Do Something? that I co-directed. After doing about 20 videos, it gets kind of boring playing the same role, so I chose to work with a young, hungry, director Bille Woodruff. He had no ego whatsoever and the whole process was just so much fun. Oh, his dog was just adorable too.
As much fun as I had, I have to say I was a little disappointed that I still had to convince my record label that making this video was the right thing to do at this time. But, in the end, I think everything came out great. We shot the entire video in a record breaking 5 hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself using Juicy Couture clothing.
Co-directing this video was like an experimental project for me. I feel like being behind the camera is sometimes more satisfying than being in front of it. Working on this video was my first taste into behind the scenes work which I am excited about doing more of in the near future. When a woman directs, I think it just alters the entire feel of the movie, production or play in such a positive way. Speaking of, I?ve been working on writing and hopefully eventually directing a musical which makes fun of the whole Hollywood scene, which is appropriately titled ?Hollywood?.
On a different note, I have a new dog named Lucky and I just bought her a new dresser for her room. Yes, she has a room, which she shares with Bit Bit. For Christmas, they got a baby chandelier to go in it. It?s the cutest thing in the world!
I have to go now because my other dog, Lacy, has been sick for a little while and I need to go give her medicine.
Happy New Year!
Love,
Brit
PS Please remember to watch Jamie Lynn?s new show, Zoey 101, which debuts on Nickelodeon this month!
UPDATE: Apparently these letters are now being posted for EVERYONE, not just fanclub members. WTF Britney? Anyway, the new section is called Britney’s Stream Of Consciousness and it’s located here.
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im no dumbass thank you!!! why u go and get a life!! u sad lil individual!!! ur nothing but a bitter hater!! u can slag me off as much as u like but u r the only one who looks like a loser!! I LOVE BRITNEY!!!!!!!
Shouldent you two be in school learning spelling?
Let me give you two morons a few lessons.
“u” should be “you”
learn the difference between “no” and “know” ask your teacher if she can tutor you.
“hav” should be “have” see there IS an “e” on the end
“rite” should be “right”
“ppl” should be “people”
“rele” should be “realy”
“nuthin” should be “nothing”
“ur” should be “your”
“bout” should be “about” (a “bout” is a contest, stupid)
“eva” should be “ever”
“dun” should be “done”
And you dumb twits are this counties future??? We are all FUCKED!
its called short hand dear!!! u are so obviously american!!! arrogant in other words!!! try and be more civilised!! You really need to get over yourself to loser!!!
eat my dick, or are you too dumb?
I love infected dick!
Fine then Sir, I shall talk to you in the correct grammatical way. Is that more to your satisfaction you gay un-civilised twat?
Will the fake laura please fuck off…please fuck off!! So immature!
look whoeva the fuk u r… im sorry ‘whoever the fuck you are!’ u reli need 2 get a life, if someone is so pathetic 2 come here and start slagging people off then you need 2 learn how 2 hav fun! its more ppl like u who fuk up the future… people who have no fun, obide all the rules, talk properly and r so immature and dum-witted that r sending this place down
yep listen to amy!!! she rockz !! love ya babes!!
erm… inmate….(da stupidest name eva by da way) do u ave msn – if u ave the balls to go up against a girl and really tlk bout dis!!!
coz sumthing tells me u dont!!
yea man… wouldnt fukin suprise me! no balls kinda go with incredibly small penises, and how desperate must u b 2 ask sum1 2 suk it… doubt it could fit in sum1s mouth
Britney stinks.. (in my opinion) I used to think she was pretty cool.. but im not feeling her anymore.. I think she overexposed herself too much.. poor girl.. some of these people are really mean.. Well atleast she is better than Ashlee.
Inmate dont be so mean.. I know that it is hard to read the shorthand posts.. but really.. its not that bad.. be nice.
look i’m sooo sorry ur right!!! i do love britney it was a stupid, mean thing to say!! i just found out that im gay and im finding it hard to cum out so im taking it out on ppl!! great ppl like katy, amy and laura and i’m sorry u girls r truely amazing !!! i wish i could be like u !!! and ur right my dick is infected in fact i cant even use it anymore- and the doctors say i will never be able to this is because i was born without balls!!! i find it hard to talk bout it!! but i feel so much better now dat everyone knows!!! so any gay hunks out there- u r looking for a dickless guy- contact me!!!
dont patronise da lovely girls ashlee simpson rocks she is da best singer eva !!! mwah!!
dont patronise da lovely girls ashlee simpson rocks she is da best singer eva !!! mwah!!
there is nothng wrong with gay people either.. They are people too.. All that crap you spewed about Americans being arrogant and uncivilized well quite frankly makes you a… hypocrite, since you are a homophobic gay basher. BE NICE YOU GUYS.
Listen Carly…We were just defending a friend – don’t tell me you wouldn’t do xactly the same thing!
Listen Carly…We were just defending a friend – don’t tell me you wouldn’t do xactly the same thing!
i never said nothing bout gay people!! 4 ur information my best friend is gay!!! Alica i love u!!! so dont call me homophobic dat is just plain rude!!!
Ashlee S sucked my balls last summer and gave me crabs
erm… i never said anything about gay people !! 4 ur information my best friend is gay!!! love u alica!!! mwah dont call me homophobic- thats just rude!!!!
Your ALL losers Ashlee S sucked my balls last summer and gave me crabs
i bet u loved it though
Katy is the worst BJ giver in the whole world
Amy has a bad smell down there
Laura is fat and im afraid she would really eat my dick
Ashlee S sucked my balls last summer and gave me crabs
Britney is so loose I had to tie a rope around my waste before I wnt there in case i got sucked in
gotta go to AA now
Dammit, now no1 on here will want me 2 give them head!! o warden howeva will i live now that u hav let my secret out!!
For your information ppl… katy is reli good at givin bjs…. i love it! and as for my smelly feet… im sori.. i gues us common ppl hav fun insted of washin 24/7 (my feet dnt reli smell…) and i dnt reli like britney… i prefer good music but thts stil no rite 4 u guys 2 slag off laura n katy cos u cnt strt on them wivout havin me 2 deal wiv!
For your information ppl… katy is reli good at givin bjs…. i love it! and as for my smelly feet… im sori.. i gues us common ppl hav fun insted of washin 24/7 (my feet dnt reli smell…) and i dnt reli like britney… i prefer good music but thts stil no rite 4 u guys 2 slag off laura n katy cos u cnt strt on them wivout havin me 2 deal wiv!
I LOVE LAURA, AMY AND KATY!!!!!!!!!! MWAH! XXXX
hey alicia!! babes!! arnt these ppl harsh!!! wit no lives an slagging off strangers they must be insecure bout sumthink!!! cbb is on- i luv kenzie!!!
Like Britney could even do any directing on her own. She has 50 million handlers who do EVERYTHING for her probably even wipe her ass for her. She has to have bodygaurds escort her to the bathroom even. She needs to just continue being a pretty (not really now though) puppet on a string because she just isint that fucking smart. That is my opinion and if you dont like it, I really dont give a shit. NLB
she has bodyguards because some people, probably some who post on this site, would attack her. The bodyguards are a safety thing, not cuz she’s too dumb to find a toilet, then again you never know….
Toxic was hot. Do Something, not so hot.
Someday her dogs will form an alliance against her and I’ll finally hear the angels singing Hallelujah.
Please, Britney, buy more dogs.
yeah well britney spears is just trying to be courtney love except courtney love does it so much better
Go buy a courtney love album and get inspired! 
adios amigas
hmmm,Mona Lisa’s becoming a little easier on the ears after a few listens…by the way,y the fuck is it ok 4 other artists such as madonna,pink,xtina to change their musical directions and not 4 britney?and wat the fuc is it 2 any of u who she’s married to and wat she buys 4 her puppy’s.all of u need to shut the fuc up and give the girl a break.as the old time saying goes,if u aint got nothing to say,dont say shit!ur all a bunch of bitter and cynical dickheads whose live’s are so unbelievably boring that “y’all” resort to bagging out one of the world’s most successful female artists of all time.SUCK ON THAT WANKERS!
hey laura ur a funny ass chik,where u from,im guessing not from the US?
Yon Woodruff has a lean and hungry look.
i am a 16 year old girl and i think that britney is living out her life in a way which suits her. i think it is really sweet. everyone should just lay off britney and i think she is a talented woman who is making the most of her life. her vidio was great and she is pretty and talented. so lay off and leave her to do the amazing things she does.
This is barely a letter of ‘truth’ -we already knew all about this stuff!!! She is blonde bimbo and its totally fake!!!! She just used it to get more attention from the media!!!
what i find funny is that so many of you are saying what a fake she is and “omg she bought her dog a chandelier?!” etc… meanwhile why are you spending your precious time bitching about brit if you hate her so much? theres a lot better things you could be doing than reading her letters AND commenting on them if you really dont care. why does it matter if she spends some of her millions and millions of dollars on her dogs? if i had that money my dog would ahve a sick bed to sleep on too!
This may sound completely unreasonable to some and reasonable to others. I want to get this straight… there are two sides to Britney Spears. Firstly she has the side which is confused and a tad immature (not in a mean way). Maybe she grew into her corier too fast but i suppose she always wanted to be a dancer. She missed out many years of school. Secondly I think she is talented because she has achieved so much for example she is a good dancer and she was noticed. In this case I would like to thank Britney because she has inspired me in many ways for example I first liked her music and I like her dancing. I have decided to become a popstar but I don’t want to start to early because I want to live the best years of my life. I know many think thay she is a bit of a chav now but hey she has done well over these last five years and we should respect that. Ask yourself…can you do any better???
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