Brit and Kev get matching haircuts.
Kevin’s suit courtesy of Details magazine. Britney’s wig courtesy of Melrose Place wardrobe closet.
Another one of Brit. (Thanks Tr3nt for the pics!)
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Brit and Kev get matching haircuts.
Kevin’s suit courtesy of Details magazine. Britney’s wig courtesy of Melrose Place wardrobe closet.
Another one of Brit. (Thanks Tr3nt for the pics!)
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She has got the wierdest shoulders – they slope downward and just make her look so odd.
I do love the haircut though.
Could Federline be any gayer?
I hate his hair!! (have I ever seen his hair before, usually wearing stupid baseball cap. oh, in the wedding photos.) and I can’t believe he’s holding her little dog (naked to boot; they couldn’t get it a little designer suit??). he looks very … delicate and smirky. is her hair streaked?
her skin does look nice and clear though.
No matter how much you dress him up, he’s still trashy looking.
he looks like a scruffier version of that guy that was on 7th Heaven that is now in the movie Boogeyman…
They’re still super white trash!
They have matching hair-dos.
she’s wearing a wig, btw. a pretty awful, ugly, obvious wig, i might add.
brit looks like she “hulked-out” of those daisy-dukes.
woah. first glance kevin looks keanu-esque
i actually think she looks cuter like that, but then again i like brunettes…
I wanted to say she looked ordinary, but honestly-she is not attractive at all on any level. why the america has a fascination with her is beyond me.
Arent those the same flip flops she was wearing in the foot fungus photo?
Since when is Kevin Fenderline famous enough to grace a magazine cover without Brit…
Devin you little wimp.You could never get a girl half as cute as her. Do you even talk to girls? Im sure like most of the geeks on here you are the shy type that probably spends more wanking it than really getting some.Cheers!
I think she had a master plan to get him more exposure, like magazine covers, and wasn’t she building him a recording studio and hiring trainers and coaches for him? she was going to spend up to $1M on launching his career.
Until someone shaves that nasty pubic hair off his face, do not use the words “makeover” and “K-Fed” in the same sentence.
I mean, gag.
God she looks really doughy in that daisy duke picture.
i agree…that thing on her head is a WIG. is it just me, or is there a little poof of blonde hair sticking out at the bottom in the daisy duke picture?
‘Britney’s wig courtesy of Melrose Place wardrobe closet.’
…oh.
Has anyone noticed how thick Britney’s neck is? Or is her head small? The short hair just makes it more obvious either way.
damn she ugly. and he’s nothing special either. yeah if she wasn’t famous they probably would be living in a trailer home with britney eternally knocked up.
She looks like Kelly Osbourne in the Daisy Duke photo.
Hmmm, I was going to say she looks like she’s actually taking more care of herself than she had been in the last few months… which is actually kind of a disappointment. I miss the “I didn’t brush my hair but I DID wear this tiara” Britney.
Iis it me or or do you guys seem like a elementary school. Read the past comments. Look at her hair, look at her neck. I bet you guys got picked on in school. Grow up and get laid.
God, with the hair out of a baseball cap and a suit in lieu of wife-beater, Cletus looks like my college ex.
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something about the picture of him holding the dog makes him look even more like the kept man that he is.
Um, making fun of people is what makes you popular and therefore laid, duh. We’re all just showing we have taste…..taste and spite for people that are successful despite major gaps in talent and looks.
wait a minute… we are missing the big picture…
KEVIN GETS THE COVER OF DETAILS FOR BEING BRITNEY’S BITCH! (and he has to hold her bitch too)
I love it…
I don’t notice, unless a man’s hair is long. A pretty guy can get away with alot.
Gah! for the first time, he is better looking than she is. Or wait! Is that Bit Bit?!
my lord, STEREOGUM, OH LORD ALL MIGHTY PLEASE! somebody needs to announce that CHRISTINA AGUILERA is NOT MARILYN MONROE and also that she is a big immitator and omg it’s horrible..she even draws a dot on her face AND she EVEN SHAPES HER EYEBROWS THE SAME! please STEREOGUM! for the good of humanity please..TELL THEM ITS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she will never amount up to anything other than a pop”DIVA”/imitator! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never amount to anything? Have you heard the woman sing?
Britney kind of reminds me of a turtle in this pic. Or atleast of Dana Carvey playing a turtle. It’s the shoulders and that tiny head. Hott.
“I’m like Madonna y’all always changing and stayin’ on the cuttin’ edge and I’m real smart like her too that’s why I’m wearing this shirt”
“Right now I’m in my tryin’ to be a real musican phase that’s why I recorded that song Mona Lisa without any pro tools and with a real band and real smart musicans develop an alter ego and that’s like what I did”
she loves nerds, eh?
goes with the haircut…
I THINK HE LOOKS REAL CUTE
Something about that KFed pic makes me think of the Bond villain with the hairless cat. Picture KFed in a swivel chair, slowly turning around and saying “So, Mr. Bond!”
This message board is filled with virgins who doesnt have shit to say. So why not trash Britney Spears? Yeah she might be ugly, but I’m pretty sure she looks better than everyone that trashs her, Fuck yeah shes dumb but she still manages to be the 28th richest person in America under 40.
Cletus speaks — sort of:) :
http://mfile.akamai.com/12917/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2005/0208/4177713.200k.asx
Yeah that is a wig. Does it have to do with that new Mona Lisa alter-ego she’s been talking about?
Damn! Not with the shorts again!!! she needs to throw those raggedy things AWAY! they probably smell like cheetos & dried up cum..yeech..and as for Kev..heh heh I know the dudes from queer eye from the straight guy are saying “well ladies like we have a new recruit…” ( lol )!
who had the nerve to say christina aguilera wont amount to anything? Sure the girl has some extremely questionable fashion tastes, and has been known to be a little skeezer at times..but as another poster said..have u heard her sing? c’mon now…
You guys are some of the most pathetic losers i have ever had the chance of enduring. I love coming here because its the only place I know of where I can see real life shut ins. I’m sure none of you date or try to because you are either ugly, grossly overweight or just really really f-ing shy.Get a life fatties im sure none of you chicks have a better body that britt. And im sure the fellas are little girls too shy to talk to a good looking woman. Please guys post your pics somewhere i’d love to see the trashtalkers on here.Cheers!! ps put the cookie dough down fatties!
Britney is bored I think she’s been watching to much “Queer Eye” she like “ya’ll I’m gonna make Kevin into my project and make him like HOT and put Bit Bit on the cover like Tinkerbell” Oh god I sure hope this investment pays off . She can write it off on her taxes as charity. Oh and Christina Aguilera is a pop star and girl who at times well is challenged in the style dept but the girl can sing and she has 3 Grammy’s to go along with that so get over it. Can’t stand the bitches but would LOVE their BANK ACCOUNTS !
P.S. I don’t get it why if anyone forms an opinion of any sort why do they all come down to weight. It”s stupid. From a dyke perspective is that women come in all shapes and sizes I personally like them skinny with a Ass of some sort but fuck it Curvy and Juicy is cool too. So Britney isn’t a size 0 anymore could you blame her with all that money I would be eating too like a maniac (maybe not cheetos)! Then look at Olsen twin who is like freakishly thin and is a billionheir . There’s never a balance . Stupid Girls…..
*puts cookie dough down… sobs*
wait until you see the rest of the details pics.. i hate to admit but he looks hot
Hey Noah it’s strawberry ice cream for me not cookie dough hate that flavor and p.s. I wear a size 6 so that doesn’t make me Fat Although I have a Huge ASS.
Seems like Britney not only trained her pooch, she also trained her husband. She got him a big makeover, a new hair do, decent clothing etc… Gosh, I really pity this fool who thought that marrying a crazy, depressed, bipolar, former child star, has-been freak would help him. Now he’s trapped in the Hollywood circus and labelled as Mr. Britney Spears. How sad an humiliating is that for a man? Being reduced to a sort of husband-escort, receiving a monthly allowance for getting her wife laid on a regular basis and helping with the chores. Poor Kev. In a few months he’s gonna rush back to Shar, realizing that she was the only one who loved him and cared for him. Britney just needed a rent-a -husband in order to get some sort of revenge on her heartbroken over Justin phase. It was a really desperate attempt cause not only did she propose too him but she also rushed to buy her wedding ring soon after popping the question to Kev. She could have waited for him to make the move and she could have let him spare some money to, at least, being able to afford a decent bling.But no!! She organized it all: like a bridezilla.
ok i’m sorry. kevin federline (is that how you spell it?) is a disgusting person, but he’s fucking HOT.
so…y’all just jealous and whatever people say on here when you insult their favorite celebrities.
i kinda wanna kick him, actually. but he looks pretty. i’d hump him, but i’d probably get chalamydia.
K-Fed sorta looks like a slightly better looking Topher Grace.
I can’t wait to see all the pics.
Britney spears isnt ugly….shes “average”.
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dont u guys have anything positive to say?
im NOT a britney fan- but still.. i dont go around saying naughty things about her..or her husband.
so come on, are u jealous or what ?!