So now we all know Jacko once showed lil’ Corey Feldman a book about veneral diseases. Could be very damaging testimony, if MJ’s defense team didn’t have their own superstar witnesses: Deepak Chopra, Larry King, Ed Bradley, Maury Povich, etc…

According to the LA Times the deputy DA has been asking potential jurors: “Would the testimony of someone like an Elizabeth Taylor influence you disproportionately?”

No way, each of them replied. As if to underscore the point, a silver-haired 62-year-old man misidentified Deepak Chopra, one of Jackson’s possible witnesses, as a rap star.

Deepak Chopra of course is more of a New Age bullshit artist than a rap star. But if you saw 20/20, you know Corey Feldman is secretly a rock star. Average Amazon.com customer review for Corey Feldman’s Truth Movement is 3.5 stars.

Recommended if you’re a fan of music by Alyssa Milano, Kevin Bacon, Joe Pesci, Don Johnson, Leonard Nimony, and Miles Davis.

Comments (15)
  1. anyone else just think about the ‘deepak vs. tupac’ chapter of that janeane garofalo/ben stiller book?

  2. anyone else just think about the ‘deepak vs. tupac’ chapter of that janeane garofalo/ben stiller book?

  3. The witness was right… Deepak Chopra does have a rap album titled “Straight outta New Delhi”. It’s similar to Tupac, but less violent, and more references to Ganesha…

  4. I suspect that the average rating for *any* album on Amazon is 3.5 or higher. It’s not a particularly critical system.

  5. carlie  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    Michael Jackson admitted to hospital:

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050215/D8892UK80.html

  6. snakedriver  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    alyssa milano has an album?????

    MUST find it..

  7. Alyssa is like huge in Japan, correct me if I am wrong. I do have friends there who talk about her AMAZING singing ability, etc; and snatch up every cd.

    All I think about is Family Guy when I hear her name now.

  8. Two questions: 1) Why aren’t these people also shopping for the first Bruce Willis album? 2) WHY isn’t the Feldman album called “Sketches of Corey?”

  9. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    LOL, dident he have one caled “Former Child Actor” or some shit?

  10. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    Also, why arent these people shopping for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Joey “wow” Lawrence albums?

  11. Marie  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2005

    Leif Garrett had a song called “Former Child Star” if that’s what you’re thinking about.

  12. who the heck is miles davis?

  13. Janine  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2005

    pnuttbuddha, for real?

  14. stijlintact  |   Posted on Feb 17th, 2005

    Nah, no one is that much of a music idiot if they’re reading this blog.

    Or has the readership taken a recent nose dive?

    Something to ponder.

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