Did you know what a trivet is? It protects your countertops when things get particularly hot. So, it doesn't really BEG the question, but we'll ask anyway: How many trivets does Prince have on his countertops? Trivets on trivets? How hot do Prince's countertops get? Eh, lets stop there. Actually let's just start over. Anyway, Prince "doesn't serve ribs." Do you? If so, you might want this handsome Prince-themed trivet, which like most things Prince-related has been thoroughly glazed and fired. Ahem. Wait -- let's start again. Anyway, it's a nice-looking piece which the seller helpfully points out can be either "displayed or actually used." OK, we don't think we can do this anymore.