9. Prince Clock
Does his Purple Majesty, as has occasionally been rumored, actually possess total control over the time-space continuum? How else to explain his uncanny capacity to wed music's latest trends to the history of rock & roll and soul music with such shrugging ease? It's probably just because he is a once-in-a-lifetime genius, but maybe this special-edition clock fashioned from the original Purple Rain 7" single can lend a little insight into this issue as well. Does it even … you know, tell the time? Not like Morris Day, but actually the hour of the day? Does it even matter? Nobody could ever argue that this would not serve as a constant reminder of the important things in life: love, spirituality, and a special emphasis on a certain kind of satisfaction. As the seller indicates: This item can be hung. Yeah, you better believe it.