Last month Details landed an interview with Mr. Britney Spears himself, Kevin Federline. About 15 minutes in, Britney “who had finished a workout a bit early” decided to join in. The issue is on newsstands now. What follows are the bites most worthy of your derision.
ON THEIR FIRST MEETING
Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? … Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn’t find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn’t even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money — legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.ON K-FED’S SON
Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He’s about 6 months old now. And he’s getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS
Britney: Nothing gets to him … Not my man. And that’s why I married him, because he’s not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I’ve met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I’m this dumb blonde, because I’m quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just — oh, my God, it’s horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I’m not with you.
Kevin: I don’t care.
Details: I certainly don’t mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He’s this big old fat man.ON BRITNEY’S BENJAMINS
Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherchuckers…
Kevin: What you hear about in all those bullshit-ass magazines is bullshit.ON HAVING KIDS
Britney: When I have kids — I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I’m so there. That’s what I’m doing: “Come to me, motherfuckers.”
Vegas, Britney? But that would be … cheesy. Also in the interview Kevin reveals plans for a fashion label called Pair A Dice. If you care about that bullshit, pick up the bullshit-ass magazine, motherchuckers!
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Britney has always had trailer trash in her system, but it was latent. Kev-Fed made it full-center, damn him. Now Britney is absolute white trash.
My God, those two are perfect for one another.
Trashy and stupid. BTW, how freakin’ GAY does he look holding that dumb dog?
I can’t understand why people this stupid are famous
White T Motherchuckers!!
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
Do they know how retarded they are? I’m not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?
I do not know why people keep saying that the child’s middle name is Micheal Jackson. How slow can you be. It is obvious that Shar Jackson wanted her son to have her last name too. Duh.. It is also Obvious that the baby’s name is Kaleb Micheal… and the two last names of his parents Jackson and Federeline. How people can’t see that is beyond me. I doubt the child is name after Micheal Jackson.
I do not know why people keep saying that the child’s middle name is Micheal Jackson. How slow can you be. It is obvious that Shar Jackson wanted her son to have her last name too. Duh.. It is also Obvious that the baby’s name is Kaleb Micheal… and the two last names of his parents Jackson and Federeline. How people can’t see that is beyond me. I doubt the child is name after Micheal Jackson.
‘K-Fed,’ all cleaned up and ready
By César G. Soriano, USA TODAY
A few years ago, Kevin Federline was delivering pizzas in Fresno, and by his account, was “up to no good.” But he cleaned up his act, became a dancer and toured with major pop acts, including Britney Spears. The rest is history.
Happy couple: Britney and Kevin, at last yearâ??s Billboard awards, say theyâ??ll be together forever.
By Frazer Harrison, Getty Images
“I’ll tell you one thing, dude â?? I never thought any of this (stuff) would happen,” he says in the March issue of Details magazine, which hits newsstands Feb. 22. The interview Jan. 2 is Federline’s first extensive sit-down since he married Spears, 23, on Sept. 18.
Federline, 26, is making the media rounds to show he’s more than just “Mr. Spears.” He appears in the Friday issue of People magazine. Access Hollywood interviewed him for a two-part segment airing tonight and Tuesday.
“Prior to meeting him in person, you do have this impression of â?? for lack of a better expression â?? a white trash guy,” says Details editor Dan Peres, who conducted the interview. “That couldn’t be further from the truth. He’s a smart man. He is a very good-looking man. He has developed a very healthy attitude and approach toward life.”
Federline owes his image in large part to his scruffy attire of baggy jeans, T-shirts, trucker caps and unlaced sneakers. Details cleaned him up, dressing him in Armani, Sean John and Ralph Lauren.
One thing the magazine couldn’t change was his speech, which is sprinkled with profanity. But K-Fed, as he is known, opens up about his life, fatherhood (he has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson) and being with Britney:
â?¢On their quick courtship: “Our parents were telling us to take our time. But I mean, it’s like, we knew. And how often do people listen to their parents anyway?”
â?¢On Spears: “I could go on forever about my love for this girl. … She’s (expletive) proud of me. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing (expletive) video games. She’s more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever been in my lifetime.”
â?¢On fashion: “We’re starting a clothing line. We’re going to hopefully launch that by the end of summer or Christmastime of next year, or this year. I’m gonna design the men’s and she’ll design the women’s. We’re thinking about calling it Pair of Dice.” (Britney and Kevin have matching dice tattoos.)
â?¢On future projects: He might try acting. But his dancing career is over. “I’ll always dance for fun, but for work? I’ve done it, dude.”
â?¢ On media interest: “Sure, I read it, you know. I see it on TV. I just laugh about it. The press should be paying attention to (stuff) other than what’s going on with my wife and me.”
Spears, who arrives 15 minutes into the interview, says the public is obsessed with celebrities because people want to avoid hard topics like “war and death.”
“People want to live in a fantasy,” Spears says. “So Kevin and I, or any other celebrities, are a distraction.”
The couple didn’t talk about baby plans. But Spears says that when she does have kids, she’d like to follow in the footsteps of Celine Dion and have her own Las Vegas show.
As for their marriage, Spears has no doubts: “We’re going to be together forever. We know that, and that’s the only thing that matters.”
Miss cheetos says ppl are obsessed with “celebrities” and thats why everyones so into what they do and what not but how can you not make fun and want to puke when you see such display of white trash-ness it’s like that slutty or ugly kid back in highschool you just laugh at them because theyre there not because they’re important.
Hey “Motherfuckers”!!!! Britney is a motherfucking icon!! Don’t you guys get it? She can do no wrong! We want our icons to shake shit up…..it makes them that much more captivating. Look at Marylin, Elvis, Micheal (oh my), Whitney, and last but not least Madonna!!! I laughed my ass off at every “motherfucker”….I can’t wait to see what she says next. BOTTOM LINE: I love the motherfucking bitch for her music and as long as she keeps making me dance with my ipod, I’ll stand by her side…..don’t you know that she’s TOXIC!!!!! Are U ready? I don’t think so!
Funny how everyone calls her white trash on this board but she lives in a 7.8 million dollar mansion by Mel Gibson, And I’m pretty sure everyone on this board is African American lol. Yall are white trash just like her except that she has way more money than you sorry fat flat ass.
Are you MOTHERCHUCKIN’ kidding me?
Kevin … What did u do for WORK before you started making money ya know….LEGALLY???
Nice one Brit u found yourself a motherchucking GOLD DIGGER there huh? – Or should i say POT DIGGER !!!!!?????
apprently he wants to start a Rap Career thats wot it said in the SUN newspaper! LMAOOOOOOOOO
Hello, Kevin is a genius!! He was broke down and married a super rich, celebrity!! He may be white trash, whatever else names you want to call him but he did what he did, and did it right!
Kevin, you go boy!!
Did you hear about his new album that he’s going to make!! What is up with everyone making albums? (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline.) Not to mention Ashlee Simpson’s talentlessness! But hey, they got the money, people buy!
One point I’d like to make, if Britney was in the real world, not celebrity money world, girl would’ve got beat up. Taking a man away from his family, Shar (baby mama) would’ve beat the tar out of her. But if Britney had no money, Kevin would still be with Shar!! haha face it people!
And aren’t Britney’s fan grown adult by now? She’s my age and nobody liked her. She was more for the kids.
There are far more talented people out there in the world. It’s either the right place in the right time or money.
Thank god for American Idol.
And as far as that racist comment about how most African Americans are probably posting on here, that is so UNEDUCATED. Go back to school honey.
This comment is coming from a white girl.
Ignore the ignorant posters like Brett and Samuel.
Both are dorks.
Brit haters come in all colors. As for K-Fed, my guess as to why she is with him, I have heard from a number of sources that he is her drug dealer. I bet she’s doing more than pot.
And he also probably has a gi-normous penis.
juiSt … :S:S
veTTe vaaGheid hiier00 !!
she is soooo overrated. she can go off and fuck herself
Has anyone noticed how this “interview with Kevin” went. Or in at least the blurbs here, who is doing most of the talking. Aside from the first part of the blurbs where he is talking about his “other kids” the only things that he says is “yeah” with about 2 to 3 other words attached. Should have retitled the article, “Interview with Kev, I mean Britney.” I guess he was thinking too hard about how to beat the next level in Halo so that Brit could be proud of him tomorrow.
YOU know something ?
Britney is not, nor will ever be, a regular person. She is a celebrity, for pete sakes! I bet she and justin used to be smoking marijuana when they were at it! Justin probally sobered up since he met cameron. Britney ? she’s probally upgraded to heroin by now. HEY WHY DON’T YOU GUYS GET OFF YOUR SORRY BUTTS AND FORGET ABOUT BRITNEY CAUSE THAT GIRL IS JUST PLAIN NASTY, AND DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE FOR A CHANGE, I MEAN O YOU REALLY N A 14 YEAR OLD TO TELL YOU THAT ? COME ON GROW UP, I HAVE TO GO , BYE!
Everyone else here is white trash like her just that she mas money, samuel?
You’re implying that everyone here is white trash if they are white?
Yes, she’s exploited 12-20 year olds very well. Consider that the most advanced logic portion of your brain doesnt fully develope until about 25, this would make sense. The fact that you support her masterbaiting on stage at a music concern. I don’t give a fuck about cussing, but limit yourself. I’ve used 1 cussword in this paragraph. There is a line there though. You don’t hear me going Yeah, baby, those motherfucking bullshit-ass magazines need to motherfucknig fuck themselves in their ass bullshit ass motherfucking fuck holes. Well said Kevin.
Learn this, and learn it now Samuel. Trash of any kind is a title dictated not by how much money you spend, but the prestige you dictate.
Britney dictates no respect from anyone over the age of 25 with any morals whatsoever. Kevin, well I don’t blame Kevin. I think he’s a genius, the world’s best con-man. I’m hoping it’s all an act…however I’m usually an optimist in these situations so I’m probably wrong.
Regaurdless, no, we are not like Britney, we have enough respect for ourselves not to publically masterbait, use sentances that don’t sound moronic, and we’re flat out idiots.
So, you’re right to a note, why does she have the money? Genetics, give me her body, I gaurantee you I will outsell her. Anything she did, she would’ve been successful at. She could’ve been a damn Christian artist and been popular- it’s not her talent, it’s the genetic gift of her body and nothing more and from this constant fame she recieved for it at such a young age, her mind as turned into this cestpool of nothing. Read some other articles. She got pissed that magazines published pictures of her on her honeymoon…so to retaliate, she’s trying to buy them all up… so you throw money at a magazine for doing something bad?
I’m done before I have a stroke
ah Samuel, I’ll wind up in jail for killing someone like you someday.
YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF IGNORANCE
I GIVE BRIT ABOUT TWO YEARS & SHE’LL BE TALKING
ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE’S GROWN SINCE HER SPLIT W/KEV.
WHAT AN IMBARRASSING SHAME!!!!!
Oh, Holy Jesus… They can’t be serious. I don’t know who’s the most pathetic between these two assholes : Britney, who’s so desperate to prove she’s not a virgin-Catholic-squeaky-clean-schoolgirl anymore she has to insert a cuss word in every sentence (oooohhh, Brit, you’re a real badass!), or Kev, who doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he married “her ass” only for the money. Two foul-mouthed, lame pieces of white trash. Man, these two are made for each other.
That is just pathetic. Could they be any more ghetto!! I thought Britney had a little more class than that. Evidently, that boy’s dick must be golden!!! Britney has lost her damn mind over K-Fed. Did he even sound remotely interested in his son?
Just when we thought we’d reached the bottom of the barrel, somebody got handed a shovel. Dig, Britney…..dig…..
This is pretty sad. It is frightening how far people can sink. She was once a sweet beautiful little girl and should have had a wonderful life with someone who loves her and who she could love back. All that money could secure a financial opportunity to get an education and securely raise a child, giving that child what he/she needs for a healthy future. I hope that she and her husband can see this some day really soon…
Britney can do no wrong! I support her 100%. I’ll see you in Vegas Britney!!
Can’t wait!!
Not that I really care what these two do in their personal lives… but do they CARE what their fans think or feel? Way to keep your fans loyal Brit, NOT!
I used to be a huge Britney fan, but she has gone completely downhill the past year. Her show has revealed the stench of K-Fed’s white trashiness, and Britney isn’t much better.
Did she really think we’d “fall in love” with Kevin by watching the show? I know only about 15 people see this train wreck every week, but for those who don’t: it’s awful. They talk like autistic ducks.
K-Fed has brought out Britney’s trashy side. She’s pretty much over. I wonder how long their money will last?
MR & MRS. FEDERLINE… I HAD EVERY INTENTION OF PUTTING UP WITH YOUR UNION & LIFE’S CHOICES UNTIL…
I READ THIS HORRIBLE INTERVIEW.. BRIT AND KEVIN ARE CLONES OF BOBBY BROWN & WHITNEY HOUSTON….A DAMN SHAME!! SHAR, DRINK SOME PRUNE JUICE & LET THIS $HIT GOOOOOO!!!
I guess Kev’s venture in male prositution didn’t work out as well as he had hoped. Thank god he minored in hooking-up with trashy, taletless, rich, bimbos. So, Brittney’s gonna do Vegas? Good for her. I always knew she’d have to do something to restore the good reputations of strippers everywhere.
Just finished reading all the comments on Britney and Kevin and I feel relieved that everyone else seems to think the same as me – that Britney has totally lost the plot by marrying that sad excuse of a man – I’ve seen better looking men in the chippy!!
Britney is a gorgeous looking girl and is being exploited by a ruthless snake.
K-”Fed”—-proof that evolution has some serious
technical flaws on a mechanical level. And he’s been allowed to reproduce and name the kid after a pedophile. Charming,K-Fed. Charming.
“Met her ass”
“Supporting my ass.”
“Getting my ass onto Harvard.”
Who allowed this ass to open his asshole in public?
Brittany should be totally embarassed and ashamed of the image she has created for herself. Im sure her mother is proud.
Britney is a lovely person and this man Kevin is taking her for everything shes got. I think its so sad that she dosn’t see it.
ugh! it is so obvious hes after her for her money because lets face it, shes a fat, cellulite ridden piece of white trash. to make matters worse, BRITBRIT paid for her OWN engagement ring!!! how dumb can you get? OBVIOUSLY kfed is into her money, because as soon as they loose all of theirs, he’ll be (trying to ) romance beyonce.
well, he likes molested, cellulite ridden pieces of shit dosent he?
I found out why Kevin wears his pants so low. His gut is so huge that they won’t go around his waist. The only dancer he looks like is when Chris Farley dressed up like one of the Chippendales.
Britney: Nothing gets to him … Not my man. And that’s why I married him, because he’s not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy
Come on Britney, you’d love to have your “man” in Hollywood … you have him in magazines, you have him modeling, you have him singing … he’s your PUPPET and that’s exactly the type of man you want, someone YOU can control because JUSTIN wasn’t going to take your s**t. The only reason you state that “time will tell” about your relationship with KFed is because you know his ass would be dumb to leave his sugar mama … he doesn’t care about his babies mama because look how disrespectful he talks about them … why would you marry someone like him? BECAUSE JUSTIN KICKED YOUR ASS TO THE MOTHERCHUCKIN CURB … I’m happy he didn’t let you walk all over him … I’m happy he’s with Cameron Diaz. POOR POOR BRITNEY! You’re mad you fucked up and all you can do is pretent to be happy with someone you bought. HOW SAD! I feel sorry for you.
i dont feel sorry for the fat zit face! let kevin leave her, i mean, look what he did to shar! he and britskank diodnt even attent kaleb’s 1st b/day bash…neglectful? hey brit, why dont you buy an engagemnt ring for yourself? ill wait right here while your greasy cornrowed trashpile continues to neglect you and your stupid ugly baby and hes UGLY all right! you should have named him BIG FAT BASTARD MISTAKE FEDERLINE
yeahh.. he doesnt sound remotely interested in his children with shar.. and all he basically says bout them is.. they’re fat.. nothing really positive or good about them. Is that all he has to say about them?? how sad. I’m sure his children will love him when they grow up. What he did to Shar is messed up! How could Britney even be a homewrecker?
And I was surprised about britney’s comments too using the word motherfucker.. that is distasteful and only shows you how white trashy she really can be. Not a very nice thing to call her fans either. I dont like the bad ass types either. She does need to clean up her language if she’s gonna be a mother.
I really didn’t think K-fed’s rap cd would be good anyways. When I first heard that I was like.. what? Not anybody can rap.. but i guess if you have the money.. whatever.. I can’t wait to see what people are gonna say when it comes out.. But yet, I feel sorry for him.
But their clothing line does sound interesting…
i always thought britney was a good girl, but i guess that changed along with her brain functions when she married kevin. i hoped they prayed that night after all that cussing!
Britney, your too young too stupid…will only regret this farce of a marriage to KFED. So sad you threw your career away…your no longer in according to my kids…..nothing I said….
KFED…….get a life…how unique is your music…oh right……lets listen cause hes married to Brit. Ummmmm dont think so. How do you feel about ruining a poor young girls life…..Guess its ok as long as your allowance continues…You suck…..oh ya and your ugly…..
One more thing….Kevin… Whats with the lame attire. How old are you anyway…?
How does it feel being unemployed and living off of your once successful other half.. Anyone out there who actually thinks this guy has talent, is a total knob FOLLOWER. Talent….Brit has it. Kevin is just going along for the ride. If he actually thinks he’ll make it, he’s much more stupid than he looks…..by the way ……NICE HAT LOSER.
The worst man ever, I can not believe that a supreme court gave him custody of children that was for him only tickets to $$$$. He is the most despicable man. Media allows him to appear better than his wife only because he is a man without judging evenly as the pop star. He is going to be part of a lot of media thesis and how the media can even influence the american justice.