Everyone enjoy this moment, since we may never again get to see Joanna Newsom’s name on the Us Weekly website. According to that venerable institution, Newsom and her boyfriend of five years, SNL vet and Lonely Island lead Andy Samberg, are engaged. Us Weekly also has a bunch of quotes from an anonymous friend who’s apparently delighted to discuss the particulars of their relationship: “He liked her music and would go to her shows. He had the biggest crush on her.” Stars: They’re just like us!
That same source also has things to say about Newsom’s feelings re: Samberg: “She respects what he does with his songs. She’s so proud of everything that he has accomplished… They have great chemistry.”
Let’s all take a moment to imagine now the next Bill Callahan album will sound.
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OMG nice, #1 article on the gum for SURE!!!!! :)))))
i feel like there’s no way to not sound snobby and still say this but here goes. She made “The Milk Eyed Mender.” He was in “That’s My Boy.” This makes my brain hurt.
He made Hot Rod. He gets a pass.
Everyone was thrilled when they heard the news…
TWO OF HEARTS
YOOOOO they be people. Word. They aint they work they is they selves, unowhatimsayin?
I have no idea what you’re saying.
I didn’t even know they were still dating. I did read on various celeb new trash blog sites that he has a huge cock, though.
ALSO, CONGRATS REGINE CHASSANGRE AND WIN BUTLER — PARENTS TO BE!
If that’s true are we allowed to start making ‘City With No Children’ jokes?
Start making room in the Howse, man…
If I was Andy I would change the nickname to said “huge cock” to “The Harp” ASAP.
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put “The Harp” in that box
3. Make her open that box
haha i love the deep exploration of the couple’s emotional relationship in the article. “He liked her music and would go to her shows. He had the biggest crush on her.”
without the wedding ring, that just sounds stalker-y :D
Yeah. Lesson learned. If you want to date/marry your indie crush, be famous.
Definitely stalker-y.
I wish I was Andy Samberg…:(
After they got engaged, Joanna Newsom sang this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nb3117f8M4 while Andy Samberg sang this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
I think this couple is #1 on my “if I could go on a double-date with anybody” list.
Coolest couple ever.
Maybe he can convince her to record Newsom Sings Nilsson Sings Newman. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Newsom-Sings-Nilsson-Sings-Newman/220237878018078
No fucks given. Well. No. Enough fucks given to type this. But no more than that. Love you all. <3.
i’m sad