And now, the video you’ve all been waiting for…
Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” reenacted by legos!
Wha? Fred Durst did what now?
Oh, that thing. Fred Durst’s dick here or here. NOT SAFE FOR WORK obvs.
From Drudge:
The hardcore video — with audio — shows Durst engaging in unprotected sex with a female. The graphic ”T-MOBILE TERRORIST’ is seen throughout the clip. A site hosting the hack reads: ‘I’M SORRY, U SELLOUT’ Law enforcement officials believe the video comes from the same source who presented Paris’s Sidekick diary.
I haven’t watched the video. Maybe some of you can describe it in the comments section.
Fred Durst makes his O face…
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The Video is so fucking disgusting! His dick is so small and the girl is really not into it. When he pans the camera up to his face, I wanna yack!
Aren’t the pics disturbing enough? I don’t need to see the video. He’s such an insecure no-talent waste. If you’re gonna be a cocky asshole, make sure you can back it up.
Definitely not a good career move for Fred Durst. Or, should we call him “Pee Wee” now.
it was a good video
he so tote nast.
Is his small unit the reason why he has so many anger management issues especially with women?
He’s so gross I wouldn’t be suprised if he was the one who placed the video on the internet just to get his name back in the press.
Link doesn’t work
try rhis.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1219767.html?style=mine
and eewwwwwwww.
i meant “this” of course.
Thanks but this is link that won’t work for me.
Regardless, Fred Durst is a douchebag. What a poser
http://70.85.73.50/FD.rar
Seeing Fred Durst fuck that women reminds me of how gross Straight Sex is…. Gross I bet he has Herpes…. Yuck. I feel bad for that girl. I bet she’s a pornstar Ho!
I refuse to watch it, but any aspiring actress/ model that thinks boinking Fred Durst will be her one way ticket to fame in Hollywood deserves what she gets, namely an STD, a loss of self respect, and public humiliation.
Ugh. How could he even see that tiny thing under that huge hairy gut?
Get out of my head, Fred Durst’s gut!
truley a limp biscuit
i don’t see why everyone’s talking about this fred durst video, how about that lego video? that was totally fucking awesome.
Common people! Focus! The relevant thing here is the LEGO! I mean, the fact someone out there is recreating 80’s pop videos with a childs toy, is like a bagamazillion times more relevant to the world in general than whatever Red Cap is trying to convince the world he is still physically capable of doing.
Fred Durst is hung like a lego!
Wow, that lego Thriller video is awesome. I couldn’t imagine how they were even able to do it until I watched it. Awesome! And here I am jammin’ away to ‘Thriller’ in my office. Jesus Michael, you were to cool back then. What happened?
My biscuit definitely went limp watching that horrible, boring video of the mouthbreather, his beer gut and the girl incapable of faking interest in the yawn-inducing sex they are having. Wasn’t Durst just whining on his blog not too long ago about how he couldn’t get/keep a girlfriend? Now we know why!! Vienna Sausages, anyone?
I agree, once the lego zombies start to dance, I was practically jumping out of my seat and cheering. That rules! Durst’s 3 inches of limp dissapointment can ‘beat it’ for all I care.
most. boring. porn. ever.
need to wash brain.
I met Fred Durst when he was on that “Try Out For Limp Bizkit” guitar tour thing a few years back.
His image is completely fake, he is a 5 foot 6 little douche bag, my sister could kick is scrawny ass.
That son of a bitch used Sigur Ros as background music.
ew. he is totally gross, i’ll give you that. but small? looks pretty normal to me! but yeah, he is totally gross!!
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FACE Brilliant !
Seriously why do I feel so uncomfortable watching this? It’s mindbendingly horrifying.
Which is worse, which is worse…
- just saw Fred Durst do that
- didn’t know they made black legos
I chuckled at everyone elses comments thinking it can’t be that bad but…..I just threw up in my mouth! May have swallowed some of it too! Ugh!
where in the fuck do i begin on this….
i know several women that have far more balls than Fred ever will have in his life.
3 inches?!?,even Jake from the Scissor Sisters would call that flaccid.
and an old eddie murphy line about “you’re suprised you’re fucking” applies here.
i want my 2 minutes back fred.
I dont even know how he can see his little dick over his big beer belly.
Haven’t watched it. Please, please, please someone tell me, which video is more boring, Paris and that Rick dude or Durst with that chick?? I MUST KNOW!!
I think I am going to print out a bunch of those O-face shots, with “Have you seen this man?” written at the bottom, and post them around Brentwood where Fred supposedly lives. Now that’d be funny.
He’s not that small…6 inches would you say?
Betsy — I feel bad for you that you think Fred Durst’s size is average… you need to shop around a bit if you’ve settled for that kind of normal.
P.S. Who would’ve thought that “Fred Durst’ and “normal” would wind up in the same sentence?
Well what size would you say is…average then?!
I think I just threw up a lot in my mouth. Why does he have bumps all over his dick?
fred durst is now the laughing stock of the music biz. i can deal with that.
/ooooohhh, legos!
trish, I have news for you:
Durst has been the laughingstock of the music industry for a while. This is just another log on the bonfire of his world.
gum, you are cruel…thankfully the link didn’t work for me, but heavens forgive me for even clicking…i’m assuming that it’d be grosser than imagining my parents do it… :8
seeing those pics were grosser the lemonparty threesome from bob’s site, something that imagined would never happen…
hey the link doesnt works !! i wanna see it !
the pic doesnt shows too .
please someone post the link again
I think the boys like saying he’s small, but he’s really not. Now, gross, doughy and hairy is another story.
is there a quicktime link? and judging from the pix, that’s a small pecker.
whoa this debate is gettin heated! Haha jk.
But ok, someone define what would be considered “small” (measurement I mean)
Meg
link’s not working , a new link everyone ?
ok got the new link .
http://owned.klonopinz.com/
or this one http://www.shitrollsdownhill.net/
ps : download winrar at http://www.download.com/WinRAR/3000-2250-10007677.html?part=dl-winrar&subj=dl&tag=button
to extract the file ..
ewwwww. white trash sex is nasty. but kudos to the thriller paraody. it was rad.
Good for him. He’s a washed up rock star and is still getting random booty.
His penis is pretty average, I don’t know what you guys are talking about.
best legos adaptation of an 80s song ever? Yes.
I think the ’small weenis’ comments are because:
1. It looks small when contrasted with his massive, disgusting sweaty/hairy beer gut…
2. People are longing [heh] for the Tommy Lee video?
I think the scariest part is that the girl is fucking such a notorious slut as Durst: BAREBACK. That guy would stick his cock through a glory hole in a crack den next to an STD clinic as long as there was a mirror hanging in front of it.
>shudder<
Hey, I don’t want to look at the video (because I actually enjoyed my lunch today) but someone tell me, how long do think it is?
Haha this is getting weird…
I think i’m glad i’m blind
why do i feel like i’m gonna die in seven days after watching that?
Maybe 7″? Good looking chick for him though.
Awesome thriller vid!
BEST LEGO PRODUCTION EVER!
imagine what you could do with this kind of budget… spiderman lego movie.
http://www.archive.org/download/peril_of_doc_ock/peril_of_doc_ock.avi
i LOVE the lego clip.
and maybe we should stop arguing whether fred durst’s penis is small or normal, too!!
But arguing about Freddie’s tiny todger is so fun. Granted, it’s not miniscule, but I bet he only needs two fingers for a pee assist.
Oh, that face.
i think he thinks hes vincent gallo
I figured his dick would be small he just looks like he’d have a small dick by his body frame…but who on earth gave him the idea that he was remotely attractive to look at..let alone look at nude..yeech!!! If he came up with it on his own he has too much time on his hands..and i’m sure something else on his hands too..lol
Believe me, body frame does not always relate to dick size.
the horror, the horror.
That LEGO video is by far the best thing Ive seen this week.
Adnan: hahahaha
and i think he’s cute
umm his dick is very not very ok ok its small
i like fat hairy guys and been with a few
so i know its small come on it looks like a pinky finger for real o and avg sis is like 7
the dick looks small NOT because of his gut, but because it is small. Here is the video measurement criteria: an average woman’s knuckle span is 3 inches. An average man’s is 4 inches. Look at the part where she’s blowing him. There’s perhaps 1 inch more than her grip, making his cock a 4″er…well below an average of 6″s.
Somebody PLEASE get me outta here! Fred will stick me in any hole! Once he stick me in a tiny Glory hole at a gas station!
I want to know the background song of the porno. The song is better than the porno.
Okay, first to the question earlier. I think by far the Fred Durst video was boring and that Paris Hilton totally rocked! Only because I worship the stuck up spoiled bitch!
Next, um, compared to my boyfriend Fred Durst is hella tiny! I’d rather resort to fucking myself with a damn pencil. I honestly expected to see more instead of that chicks ass, and the “OH” Face Fred Durst makes looks more like a “Damn, I thought this chick was a tranny!”
All in all, I’d rather watch two dogs go at it than that sorry excuse of a publicity stunt.
IF ANYONE HAS THE VIDEO PLEASE SEND IT TO ME BECAUSE I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE. HAHA, SEE NOW AFTER I HEARD ABOUT IT, I WANTED TO SEE IT, BUT THE ONLY WEBSITE THAT I CAN FIND IT ON CHARGES AND WELL QUITE FRANKLY I’M POOR. sorry for the caps, but yeah i just wanted to see if anyone had it. email me please.
CANNES1987@aol.com
Pff, stop complaining about the video.
you really have nothing else to do, do you?
SUCKERS!
Freds penis has to be atleast 7″
could discordinoffice or anyone else tell me which Sigur Ros song that was playing in the background?
That was one of the most boring pornos I have ever witnessed. Anyone who thinks he is 6″ or more has to get a vision test because he is tiny.
I concur, 7″ is average. And for the record, Tommy Lee has a pencil dick…lengthier than the average, but no gerth, even Heather alluded to that.
i know people have been asking this, but none of the links above have worked. is there a link to a quicktime clip that someone could send me? i unabashedly want to see this video.
ps 5 inches is the average penis size. 7 is a wonderful length. tommy lee’s cock is beautiful.
I just love fred durst!!!! I love you sexy!!!
FRED DURST IS ALL THAT WHO CARES WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY FUCK WHAT THEY SAY FRED DURST IS A GOD!!!!!
PLZ SEND A LINK TO THIS FRED PORNO VIDEO
Hey guys!
I want to see the picture and the video…but i can´t find it…can someone help me, please?
Please send it to mizz_u@hotmail.de
thanks!!!
kizz ya all
He’s so sexy in the video. Love his hairy body!
I don’t know what’s with all the disgust. His dick looks normal (about 6″) and so does his gut – I mean, hasn’t the average guy his age got a gut?
The O face is funny.
in the pictures it looks small but im not sure he was completely hard.. in the video though he actually looks to have a pretty long but skinny dick.
id bet around 7 inches but only like 4 inches girth