Limp frontman finds the silver lining:

“If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing’s secure. Nothing’s safe. It’s just helping us get better, causing awareness for homeland security. I don’t hate technology, I don’t hate hackers, because that’s just what comes with it, without those hackers we wouldn’t solve the problems we need to solve, especially security.”

Fred Durst doing his part for America, one porn video at a time!

In other nu-metal computer crimes, the guitarist for Static-X trolls for kids on the Internet by posing as a Static X guitarist impersonator. Sad but true.

Comments (15)
  1. Adrienne  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    ewwwwwwww

  2. allen  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    fred durst is no stranger to social service. he also gave us numerous examples of shitty music. this way we will all know the good stuff when we hear it. I salute you fred…your a true american hero !!!

  3. Holly G.  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    Biggest.Media.Whore.Ever. Is there anyone who thinks that Fred WASN’T the one who released the vid himself?

  4. Gaby From Brazil  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    I Agree with Adriene, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  5. allen  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    yeah it seems a sex tape is the best way to create or rivive your celebrity. i.e. paris hilton

  6. The more it goes on, the more I think that Paris’ hacker thing was a fake and Fred Durst is desperate enough to jump on that bandwagon… I don’t penis envy the guy OR want to buy his new (or old) albums.

    Holly G is correct in calling him a media-whore! Not as media-whore as Paris, but still media-whore… He’s between media-whore Lohan and media-whore Hilton…

  7. He’s so full of shit.

  8. Fred Durst  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    Dear MTV,

    Thanks for putting me on tv again.

  9. Nate  |   Posted on Feb 28th, 2005

    The Static-X thing is about a million times more hilarious. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long, long time.

  10. Somersault  |   Posted on Mar 1st, 2005

    didnt help his case by referencing homeland security

  11. Grimmone  |   Posted on Mar 1st, 2005

    I say in about six months time VH-1 will be airing a new reality show called “Remaking Fred Durst”.

  12. fred is so nasty  |   Posted on Mar 1st, 2005

    i didn’t see the porn but just the pictures of the video…he is such a fat bastard. i love his beer belly cam lol tommy lee rules. fred, keep dreaming.

  13. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Mar 1st, 2005

    Isint the singer from Static X like Rob Zombies half brother or something like that?

  14. GOD, those pics of the video were freaking hilarious!!! “The O face” – I was actually singing that crappy remake of the WHO song, you know the part in the middle where it has the little “uHOHuHohoh” voice mix, while looking at that! CLASSIC!!
    Why is that every washed up rock star/media slut all of a sudden has a “secret, personal” sex video released on the internet?

  15. Microsoft should hire Fred. He could be in charge of explaining away security breaches on their shitty software.
    >”Nothing’s secure. Nothing’s safe. It’s just helping us get better, causing awareness for homeland security”

    I wanna help. Download an IE browser for me STAT!

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