Don’t believe Lloyd Grove! Stereogum sources say BRAD PITT has dumped ANGELINA JOLIE for none other than BONO!

But there are more important things to worry about than BRAD PITT’s love life! Namely, where did BONO get that fetching blouse? And what did MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN eat for lunch yesterday?

 

Is the tiny duo still recording an album with ADAM DURITZ? How did ADAM DURITZ get so lame? Why did ADAM DURITZ go to a Victoria’s Secret party only to hang out with “KWAME JACKSON”?

 

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Comments (17)
  1. Someone send him to Supercuts.

  2. c.b.  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    send him to other cuts, i don’t give a fuck…just cut that nasty hair of his!

  3. spaz  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    oh no too much pop culture!
    now stereogum is under attack:
    http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=ufo&lang=en&url=http://www.stereogum.com

  4. I read last fall that Mandy Moore was helping the Olsen twins start their music career… I cried myself to sleep the night I learned that they were going to cover Weezer’s Island in the Sun…

  5. Gabi  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    the Olsen twins look realy bad for teenagers milionairs…

  6. Gabi  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    i read somewhere that Britney and K FED are getting a divorce after the reality show…and i saw in people.com a picture of Britney with her mom and she looks kinda pregnant to me.

  7. some music snob  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    but but but … the Olsen Twins ALREADY did a cover of “Island In The Sun”

    it was in one of their pre-age of movies … the soundtrack ["holiday in the sun" ]
    with streaming goodness is on amazon

  8. i like mk’s shoes. but what’s with the granny bed sheet skirt?

  9. Gabi  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    The shoes are cute but the rest of the outfit look realy bad, and i like the Havaianas that Asheley is wearing everybody wear those here in Brazil is very cool

  10. jotoole  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    by the way, Adam Duritz has to my knowledge, been lame for about…um…the last 10 years.

  11. jotoole beat me to it *mad*

  12. melissa  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2005

    Why is she wearing shorts and flip-flops? Is it not chilly right now in NYC? I hate the twins.

  13. Love the site but you do know that’s not Kwame, right? It could work as parody but that guy doesn’t look anything like Kwame. Gawker seems to not be able to tell black people apart but I expect a little more from my Stereogummers.

  14. some music snob  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2005

    which one of the Olsens has the eating disorder? the one of the left has a fashion disorder

  15. janine  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2005

    It’s been lovely in NYC… less so today.

  16. those shoes are hideous!

  17. Ah ah, it looks like Nick Denton’s new baby is growing up on stereogum ;-)

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