Pregnant vacationer Britney Spears spent Stereogum’s birthday getting her hair did. Which explains the no phone call. No hard feelings Brit!
You can’t tell in the photo, but Bit Bit’s wearing a Kabbalah bracelet too [uncomfirmed].
Later Brit met up with hubby K-Fed. The couple spent the weekend guzzling Starbucks.
BRTINEY: That Malkmus ad challenges my sensibilities y’all.
KEVIN: What’s a Yep Roc?
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i remember that i stopped dying my hair when i was pregnant cus it’s supposed to be bad for the baby. god forbid britney actually look bad tho.
on another note, i’m glad she’s pregnant. i can sense that she will start a baby clothing company. my daughter’s baby clothes weren’t sexy enough and britney will find that to be true as well. perhaps she can even invent thong diapers. those hesky diapers just cover too much skin ya’ll.
who the hell thinks she’s hot?????????????????? ewww.
i hate hearing about her.
She looks like a cow ready to be milked
scott, i know you probabley feed off of these types of comments but the constant britney bashing has really lost its, like, irony.
Just a bit of positive feedback, you know…i mean I don’t mind a solid Britney laugh now and then but its going on too much. uh…yeah, your sites successful as shit, i’ll stop now.
she lets him smoke in front of her and now shes downing caffeine? that kid is going to be missing appendages.
who’s britney bashing? if you don’t enjoy the posts about britney, don’t read them! go read pitchfork or something.
One has to wonder if Britney is exposing herself to caffeine and nicotine in order to have a skinnier baby that’ll be a better model for her sexy baby clothes line suggested above. Porkers don’t move merchandise, you know?
Who wants to start taking bets on whether her kid will be more physically or emotionally screwed up? Any takers?
Starbucks-guzzling dancers who compulsively wear IZOD– what say ye, Matador? Yea or nay?
you can get decaf frappucinos, you guys- duh lol
seriously, kevin looks hot in that red polo shirt! i have never thought so before, but wow!
and i think britney looks great with the “baby weight”. she looks beautiful and totally healthy and realistic looking. of course the hair is all wrong, but she…oh hell i can’t come up with a good excuse for not brushing your hair!
He looks hot like Bob Hope in that polo shirt.
please stop posting about britney and start posting more mp3s of good music that are worth everybody’s time. thanks.
Good lord, Britney is Anna Nicole-ing it in the last photo!
Also, I may just be a clueless med student, but I’m pretty sure the chemical treatments/caffeine aren’t the best way to go about being pregnant.
Nice to see she’s still dying her and drinking coffee. I know that ain’t in the kabbalah!
luv ya “barb”
screw these people bashing the britney posts. i say keep em coming! theyre still entertaining.
lol britney . heres another oasis new b-side ,
sounds very lennonsque,
wont let you down
http://s38.yousendit.com/e.aspx?id=38NWOG5AEF6570XHJ5DCKIQ9GU
cheers
I just can’t decide if she married “my brother darrell” or “my other brother darrell.” I think it’s too close to call.
her brit-tits are looking enormous, but downhearted. cheer up, kids!
if you haven’t figured it out, the reason why this site is so successful is laregly because of the britney and pop culture posts. you can probably divide the stereogum readership in half by people who just want info on “good music” (read: indie) and the people who come for the pop culture posts. so if you take half the content away, half of the readers will probably disappear. the brilliance of this blog is that it combines the two in a way that often sparks controversy in the comments section, which is why he gets so many replies. the very nature of this is addicting, which is why the site is successful. i understand where people are coming from, but it’s silly to complain about the format of this site when it hasn’t changed. if you want really good music posts, hit up chromewaves. just let scott keep rocking his melting pot of good music and mainstream music culture. this has been anatomy of a blog. thank you.
No fighting kids! MP3s coming soon.
The bashing of the Britney bashing is getting old.
Yes, it’s come to that.
PS. Her nipples point down to her shoes – er, flip-flops – err, Uggs, bare feet, whichever!!
I have only one thing to say, and that is, “Hooters.”
Thank you.
i love the britney posts!!! please DO NOT get stop. i come to get my daily dose of brit brit.
skanks sooooo much!!!
HOLY SH*T! When did she drop the puppy? And the baby looks just like Kev. I’m just glad that she’s choosing breast-feeding over the bottle and so is Kev, I mean the baby.
I just herd that Britney has signed a contract with Barbour milk. Moooove over Elsie!
Britney’s boobies are truly magical, changing size from B-Cup to D-Cup then back to an A-cup then to a C-cup, on and on ad nauseum.
Here’s a great flash movie investigation of this truly mysterious phenomenon:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp
I think Britney has the ugliest boobs I’ve ever seen, Next to Torri Spelling and Kirsten Dunst. Her boobs are like right under her arm pits! Theres such a huge void in the center of her chest. boobs arnt suppose to separate that much.
It looks like K-fed is about to pick his teeth with those car keys. classy.
anyone else notice she doesn’t have her wedding ring on in the 1st photo? yes, i still have a shot.
It will be a miracle if this child born healthy and well… =/
are you kidding me?
you’re not supposed to dye your hair when you’re preggars.
i guess she skipped that page of parenting magazine.
it can mess the kid.
i think kevin is gaining sympathy weight.
I thought you were not supposed to dye your hair will preggers. Also to not be around ANY toxic chemicals.
Her “husband” smoking around her, she’s breathing chemicals, this is a tell all sign that they should not be parents yet. Only in the womb and they are already putting the baby in danger.
They make CLove look like a better parent!
As long as the dye isn’t hitting your scalp its ok for the baby. Also, Britney strikes me as the kind of gal to put those retarded bows on infants so everyone can tell if its a girl.
Im don’t understand you creeps on this “blog” How many times can you sat “ewww” or “skany” or “cheetos” about the woman. You are some very sad losers. Yes it may have been funny in the beginning but the jokes are so old now. Get a life fat girls and skinny guys.
i agree *waaah waaaaah*
Hey there- callingyouout. Seems like in order to bash on Brit bashing you had to read all other posts and all the way through this one to defend her. So, save us our time and fun and join forces with her mom. Defending Brit should be a team effort now. So, if you don’t have anything mean to say- don’t say anything at all!
Oh, and by the way, I’m a very thin girl with quite an exiting life- no need for name calling when you don’t know. Guess I called you out huh? Loser
By the way, I dont recall anyone using the word “SKANY”.. Dumb ass!
Callingyouout, maybe your mother is a fat ass but i´m not a fat girl, trust me i live in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and down here we are very fit and thin we have a bikini colection for winter!
And by the way i had a child already and i can wear a bikini! You are the loser my friend not me!
notice that she does not have her wedding ring on in either pic…
Brit’s New Right Boob
god bless timothy
is it me, or does federline look like he is about to con you out of your rental car in rural florida, rob you at knife point, then engage in a deliverance style ass rape?
da da ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
matthew, i think i love you
2 big no-no’s when expecting: sunbathing in the hot sun (raises your core body temperature) and coloring one’s hair. the colors used in brown dye are especially toxic. that poor kid. britney is fast on the road to michael jackson oddness.
http://gawker.com/news/culture/britney-spears/kfed-has-hos-in-different-area-codes-101552.php
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63316
Poor Britney: she’s looking more and more like a fat southern pig. Her pink skin, her mad cow breasts, her ugly pimpled face…do I need to say more?
Tess your comments are the best!
HOLA F,U-CK-E.RS
Britney is stinking all over with her smelly feet.
Yak!
Yea, read about her and her smelly feet. She took of her shoes in a plane, and 4 other passengers complained, so the stewardess had to ask her to put her shoes on again. Female feet are supposed to smell flowers and not smelly toes, Britney!!!!
E syns faktisk ho Britney e helt nydele! Å kem i fan så sei at man ska sjå stygg ut førrdæ om man e gravid. Dæ e ein myte at dæ e skadele førr ongen å farg håre, dæ einaste som e, e at fargen kan bi litt annerledes enn planlagt pga all hormonan..
SLUTT Å HETS HO BRITNEY.. fei forran di egen dør først!! Ho e gravid å vakker!!
MY GOD!! Noen her tror faktisk at de er bedre enn andre.. at det går an å faktisk kommentere enkelte ting som ikke hører hjemme noen steder..
Som dette.. female feet are supposed to smell like flowers and not smelly toes.. MY GOD!!
Kan ikke få sagt det nok.. folk er jammen syke!!
Helt enig!
Jentetær lukter ikke tåfis!!!!
Britney kunne spart seg for dette, å kanskje tatt seg en dusj før hu reiste……måtte jo ha vært helt for jævlig tåfislukt når 4 andre klagde…….
sure tær er en gutteting britney!
OMG!! whats the matter with people?? i meen britney is human too you know! she’s just like us!! think about it! what if it was you?? would you like magz writing about your waight and how ugly you’v become all the time?? dont think so!!
and shes PREGNANT YOU KNOW!! ITS NORMAL TO PUT ON WAIGHT!!!!!!!!! grow up for f**k sake!!
I got pregnant too but i never die my hair and i went on a diet ´couse i had problems with my blood presure and all so we all know that the weight thing is normal but isn´t normal to do the stuff she is doing ask any doctor in the world. And by the way if you don´t like just don´t read.
jeg er helt eni med mella og maya !!
hva er problemet til folk !!
lurer på om de hadde likt å bli forfølgt av blader stadig bli tatt bilde av og være redd for å gjøre noe galt!!!
hva er galt med ho??? ho er en nydelig jente med drit fin stemme og hun er en av de beste danserne!!! folk er bare jæveli missunelige !!!
skaff dere et liv, isteden for å ødelege andres !!!
Ok everyone.. Let’s look at this:
This WOMAN is PREGNANT and you people are bashing her over WEIGHT GAIN?! OMG, last I check, people gained weight when they were pregnant. It’s a fact of life. And as for the boob thing, they grow too, it’s all a part of pregnancy. If you can’t be nice to her, then leave her alone. She’s trying to be a normal MARRIED, PREGNANT woman, and all people can say is ‘OMG, she TOTALLY isn’t wearing any make-up?! And she has gained a ton??’ Who cares? Let her be pregnant, let her be married, and for once let her be normal.
The only reason you people bash her is because you are JEALOUS! Flat out jealous… It’s sad that you have to bash someone you’ve never met to make yourselves feel better. In fact, you’re probably criticizing her weight gain, when you weigh 300 pounds yourself!
Get over it! Grow up! And move on!
Seriously guys! Like you look so much better than her, I am not a fan myself, but that woman is not ugly.. no one with respect for themself can say that britney’s not pretty good looking, even with a few extra pounds and baggy clothes. Maybe she’s not as hot as she used to be, but still.. She’s a sweet girl!
She is a pretty girl but she doesn´t take care of herself and i think when life give you the oportunity to improve yourself you should take it ´couse the looks fade away real fast but style and talent last forever
Is no one gonna coment on the foreign shit? THE REST OF THIS IS IN ENGLISH- WE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU! What’s the use of posting a comment no one can read.
As for the weight gain- some women can be thin naturally and just balloon when they get pregers for no apparant reason. I was one of them I’m shamed to say. But damnit- it didn’t mean I went out dying my hair! And I sure as hell didn’t go out looking like I just rolled out of a sock drawer!
I lost all the weight though, so when she proves to be too lazy to lose it, then can we bash on her? Oh pretty please?
And she has been smoking through per pregnancy… Fit to be a mother!
Smoking when she is pregnant, walking barefeet in public toiletts, gasing a plane full of passengeres with her smelly toes……seems like an ordinary girl too mee……….??
She’s worth how many millions, and can’t take a couple of 20s and go buy a bra?
hey morons,
dying your hair is not unhealthy for the baby. your not inserting hair dye into your “hoo hoo”.
duh. think about it.
hey “cole” , aka britney spears. settle down. no one is serious about all this. its just fun to poke fun.
and i know that coloring your hair isnt bad for the baby. people are TARDED.
im a hairdresser and i was preg. i still dyed my hair. it doesnt hurt the baby.
Buy a bra and some sope for your smelly toes!!!!
I am agree, a girls feet are suppose to smell like flowers at spring and not like a mix with vinegar and old cheese…………
Britney si very pretty and is lucky t have the guy that she does but she could have done much much better so yeah i hope things work out between the two of you oh yeah and good luck with the babies……