10. BRITNEY: There’s never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. KEVIN: Unlike those Desperate Housewives chicks, we’re not, like, 60 years old.
8. BRITNEY: It’s like American Idol except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. KEVIN: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. BRITNEY: I’m hot.
5. KEVIN: She’s hot.
4. BRITNEY & KEVIN: We haven’t had nearly enough media coverage.
3. BRITNEY: It’s gotta be better than this show.
2. KEVIN: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. BRITNEY: In the season finale, you’ll find out that Dave is the father of my baby – oops.
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To the annoying retarded fans who don’t know real music, fuck all of you. You guys can’t tak other opinions. Hell, i couldn’t careless if you like britney, but I think that she is a slut and heaven knows what damage she is doing to that baby. She might as well get an abortion because either way, the people is either going to come out prematurably or retarded. She is selfish and doesn’t care about the feelings of other people. Not to mention to pratically married a man who was barely a few months divorced, is telling everyone her sex life which isn’t lady like at all (and to the fans who do the same, you’re going to hell because Is aid so you fucking gross sluts. I mean, jesus christ at this point you should have every STD on the list) and my goodness, what about her sister? And why couldn’t she just get camera people for the sake of people? Did she even think about kevin’s ex wife? Well you know what… what goes around comes around and I wouldn’t be surprised if the marriage doesn’t last. You shouldn’t treat people like shit and then just giggle away sucking on a lollipop. Obviously, her time will come… that or she’s going to get herpes from her cheating husband.
Correction *baby
Meko, i agree with every word!
i didnt watch the show, and i sure as shat wont watch the show, and the only reason im posting about it here is because like every other head of cattle in uh-mer-uh-kuh that feeds off the cow patty of regurgitated canibalized colorful breakfast cereal yum-yum that is introveneously fed through the ‘tube’ i literally have no other alternative in this matter. so dont hate on me yo. but seriously, i dont NEED to watch it. i already KNOW she has fetal alcohol syndrome. ive been saying it since the beginning. her eyes are so far apart that i swear its either that or shes an alien hybrid. and now you peoples are saying that kevins eyes are in serious question. this worries me because its two possible outcomes(baby with double whammy fetal alcohol syndrome.. or.. baby of 2 hybrid aliens)WHAT MANNER OF ANTICHRIST IS THIS??? sounds like the perfect presidential candidate no? regardless im pleased that the baby will come out seriously nicotine addicted and that gives us a little hope for the future.
i can’t believe so many people watched that show, especially since it sounds like so many actually LIKED it. Are you guys sure there weren’t some subliminal messaged stuck in there? What on earth would make anyone relate to Britney Spears? There is nothing to like about her! No, I didn’t watch the show, because I didn’t want to waste my time watching garbage. (And this coming from a 15 year old girl). I thought the only people who could even stand her were 9 year old wanna-be sluts, but apparently I was wrong.
Even her mother is ashamed! She doesn´t care for the fact that her fans are kids, she is going to be a parent soon and someday this will comeback and bite her on the ass…
…don´t
well emma gabi and ulitimatewookie if yall r hatin on britney so much then y in the hell r yall on her website then and yall jus need 2 shut up jus becuz she is better than yall and has more money than u ever will dont mean that yall need 2 be disin on her she is most likely more pretty than u.if u have nothin more better 2 do than come in here and make all these fu**ed up comments about her then yall need get over ur selves and stop tryin 2 make somethin of urselves when now everybody only thinks of u as a piece of dirt so go 2 hell and i dont care if yall hate me and try 2 cuss me out it doesnt matter 2 me but i hopes somethin bites u in the ass and see how that feels peace out and byez
well accually i can believe that ppl liked her show becuz she is a normal person and im pretty sure that if u were her and ur producer was makin u be somethin that u werent when u started 2 be a singer then u would accually turn like that 2 so dont start that crap about her bein all slutty and i agree she is alot slutty but its her lufe and she can do w/e the hell she wants 2 so w/e 2 yall who think different bout that but i think that she is a normal person doin w/e she likes 2 do now
and 2 ulitmatewookie for 1 thing u need 2 get a new name becuz that one is so retarted and second if ur goin 2 come on here and dis on britney at least go back 2 the 3rd grade 2 learn how 2 spell america ok buh-bye and u no whut i hope u right somethin back i really do byez and good luch brit brit and kev-d
luck srry spelled it wrong
Yo stupid ppl. Im siting here with my sis, Casey I was looking at yalls gay ass comments earlier.. OKay hello.. Who the fuck are yall to judge someone when you’re just as fucked up as she is. You dont even know her.. Its called a show dickheads. Get a new Life. Stop watching hers and make your own up.. I dont watch the show, and I doubt I will. But Im not going to talk about somone I hardly know.. Im not saying shes better than yall just becuz shes got money, but your also not better than her in any way. You get on here and diss her like you know something. She dont get on a I HATE MY FANS. Site and diss on yall does she.. Yea she may be a slut. But you arent any better.. Take a chill pill. Relax, get a life, stop dissing on ppl you dont know, and Maybe when youve accomplished something in a life your a failure at.. You might learn what common sense is.. Adios/See ya.. Thanks.. Jessica, Oh and dont none of yall fuckers say anything about me.. You just might learn what arguing is..
WOHOOOOO
yea and she aint playin either she is the best come back person iv ever seen but if yall say anything 2 her then ill get it b4 her and say somethin and then she will get on and say somethin and u dont want her 2 say anything 2 u so anybody whos says somthin bout her jus go ahead and beware that ur toooooooooold and i mean it 2 so go ahead biotches byez
For the first three minutes I watched this show I felt bad. I was like, “wow who was the poor UPN employee eho got fired for putting this crap on?”
I’d rather had watched a reality show with Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presley than this. It gave new meaning to the two words “God Awful”
Casey i dont have any money issues in my life i have a wonderful husband and a adorble little girl and i live in a beatyful city plus a have a college degree, and yet im not a skanky slut that fuck around with someone husband and blab about it on a TV if you think that is pretty then you are just a retard person, and i dont hate Britney a feel realy sorry for her is just patetic that she had to buy herself a dick and her own engagement ring. That girl is just really sad!
well dont take that up with me take it up with britney and im not freakin retard so dont call me that call it 2 the ppl that put the reality show on the air ok its not my fault if u dont like the show then y did u watch in the first place thats wat i dont get if ppl dont like her and r jus gonna talk trash bout her then y do yall watch it thats pretty lame so dont start getting all over my ass about the crap and my sis jessicas has somethin 2 say………….so bye
Hey everybody. So Gabi you have a husband and a little girl.. Im not going to be mean, but its sad when you have to pick a fight with a 12 year old..What you cant pick a fight with somone your own age. So just becuz you’re older you wont to come on this site and tell everybody what a skank Brittany is. So everybody has opinions just like everybody has an ass. Some are just bigger than others.. Some ppl like Birttany becuz shes pretty some just like her singing . So you feel sorry for her. Dont tell me becuz truly I dont care. You need to write a note to Brittany telling her how you feel. Also to everybody else.. This isnt a Brittany bash site. Its Top Ten Reasons to watch Choatic. Not I wanna say what I friggen think about her.. So how bout we all talk about HOw we like the show and not how much of a skank she is. Becuz You’re just as pathetic as she is if you talk about her.. Like I said before she dont go around talking about yall So how bout we shut our mouths about her. And if you dont like her DONT get on this site.. Becuz nobody cares what you think about her.. Thanks .. !Jessica!
Oh so you guys are like 12, sorry kids someday you develop some taste in music. Jessica yo´re right every body have an opinion and this is mine. I do think Britney is a pretty girl but i cant help to feel that she have a responsability to her fans someday soon she will be a mom and trust me she will be sorry of the things she is doing…
Of course they’re 12-year-olds. Look at their spelling and grammer (or lack thereof). Look at their pathetic arguments. It just goes to prove the point that fans of a brainless white trash moron are brainless white trash morons. I personally think it’s sad that 12-year-old girls are looking up to and admiring a drunken home wrecker. Where are their parents? Why aren’t they restricting them from watching this type of crap? I mean, judging by the language that these LITTLE GIRLS are using in their posts, I think it proves that celebrities like Britney are BAD ROLE MODELS. I didn’t watch the show, I don’t listen to her poor excuse for music, and I’m sure as hell not jealous of a piece of trailer trash that likes to screw married men with pregnant wives. I at least have the good sense not to go to Vegas, get drunk and marry some random dude. I also have a sense of cleanliness and hygiene that prevents me from walking barefoot into gas station restrooms…y’all. Admire away all you poor little girls. This is your future. Marrying a broke ass gigolo with multiple children already, ruining what was left of an already pathetic career, proving to the world that she’s nothing more than a drunken whore. Yes, you too can someday go on welfare and try to trade in your food stamps for booze. The future’s so bright, you gotta wear shades.
Emily i agree with you but i really didnt knew their ages, and as an adult person i wont discus with children im a parent and i pay close attention to my child and her role models, im concern with the kind of woman she will become and Britney is not the example i want her to folow. i couldnt agree more with you.
um………excuse me jessica is not 12 she is 14 turning 15 and im 12 turning 13 so dont start w/ me bout the crap i dont look up 2 britney i jus think that she has cool music and if u got a promblem with my spelling go 2 hell becuz i dont need 2 hear ur crap about whut i should and shouldnt do ok u aint my momma and i dont have 2 take orders from u so shut up.yea and whuts wrong with a person walkin into a store bairfooted there isnt nothin wrong with it and the only reason ur talkin trash bout me and my sis jessica and britney for that matter is becuz u dont have anything else better 2 do then come on here and argue with ppl younger than u so go 2 hell and shut the fuck up becuz noone wants 2 hear ur lame comments so peace out and byez yall
Okay so you think I have bad grammar. Tell me how when I wrote alomst perfectly. So what If I misspelled one word. So did you. Your grammaer isnt any better. . I dont have pointless arguments you just dont know how to listen to younger people. What kind of parent are you? Yes she may be a bad roll model, and I never said I looked up to her.So theres something you knew nothing about. You just jumped to conclusions thinking you knew me, and my sister. The fact is your talking about someone you see on tv and the only thing you see is what they show on tv . SO therefore you know NOTHING.. I’m not a little girl thank you very much. If anything Im a teenager, and what I say does matter. Im not white trash either, and you saying shit about younger people is pathetic , not my arguments.Your opionins are not the only important thing around here. Talking about somone you know nothing about just proves just what kind of shitty person you are. What kind of person are you anyways?? You have to pick fights with people you hardly know. I never said you were jealous of her. I just said its her life she can do what she wants.What are you her mother. So you think your kids wont be as bad.. You dont know. They could turn out juat like her, and would you diss own them because you think they’re trailer trash?. You need to take the time and listen to somebody. I actually never said I liked Britney, but I also didnt go around talking shit about her. If you dont like her go to a Britney bash site. And not The Top Ten Reasons to Watch Chaotic. Maybe next time you’ll reread what I said. And learn how to listen, because half of what you said wasnt true about me. Also. Its called being a redneck. Something you know nothing about.And theres also nothing wrong with it. Thanks Jessica
Jessica, this IS a bash Britney site. Your obviously new here.
I dont know absolutely nothing about being a redneck, IM A BRAZILIAN WOMAN! We dont have rednecks in Rio de Janeiro unless you visit the city.
uh…….yea its also called bein an ass 2 but of course u need 2 look into that 2 and andrew i havent ever seen u type in here b4 so i guess that makes u new 2 ight yall can talk bout me all yall want go 2 hell for all i care but yall dont need 2 be talkin bout someone yall dont no and that happens 2 be my sister ur talkin 2 (jessica)ight so yall need 2 back the fuck off byez
I will love to respond your little comment above Casey, but i just didn’t understand what you just wrote dear, And i also think adults should listen to kids but is kind of impossible since you are not talking to me you are writing.
um……….excuse me gabi im not ur dear becuz ur not my momma and if ur goin 2 talk bout someone typing talk bout urz and of course were typin and that coment u wrote 2 me jus then i didnt understand at all so go away and leave me alone becuz im tired of fooling around with u ight so pace out and byez and u no whut its pretty bad when ur getting told off by an 12 year old………moron
see gabi i knew u didnt have the gutz 2 type somethin back
that just proves right there that u cant handle my truth or britneys for that matter so whatever yo and the only reason u didnt type somethin back then is becuz u no im right so jus goin ahead and admit it
wow!! Stay in school sweetheart. Your an idiot.
um excuse me i wasnt talkin 2 u so u can shut ur mouth ight this is between me and gabi and u have no part in it so u jus shut the fuck up
Stay in school your grammar is awful! no wonder that Gabi girl did’nt answer that no one can handle the fact that you are a retard!
um dude im not talkin 2 yall ok so yall can keeps ur noses out of other peoples businesses ok
Casey you are pathetic!
ok everyone in this fucked up room whut in the hell do yall got against me i havent done anything 2 yall all me and gabi did was get in an arguemant and yall think thats a bad thing all we were doin was expressing our feelings toward each other whut is that now a crime 2 do yall need 2 jus get over urselves and patty im not pathetic u are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i new yall dont have no guts to say sumthin back 2 me. yall cant handle my truth thas y i have britneys back. cuz yall are stupid and dumb!!!
Casey you need to take some ritalin girl you’re really a RETARD! And everybody agree with me!!!!!!!!!!
um…um not a retard and u can shut the fuck up becuz u dont kno u dont kno anythin bout me so w/e byez 2 this room and not everybody agrees with u maybe only the stupid ugly gabi and very few other people but u kno whut i could care less about what u say about me becuz none of ur opions matter 2 me byez
Casey, I agree with Patty, sorry girl but you are very stupid!
I agree with Patty too, that girl is a retard!
I totally agree with you guys! Casey is a moronic, stupid, retard person!
Casey, i don’t agree with Patty, i don’t think you are a retard i believe you are just a kid and you have a lot to learn and devellop, and you never saw me so you don’t know if i’m uglly or not and just ’cause i don’t share your point of view doesn’t mean that i’m stupid, it means that i have a different opinion, if you want respect you have to respect others!
Hey, read all those posts by that casey girl- I think we have some lyrics for britneys next album…
Casey, do you know what commas and periods are? You should use them. That might help us understand what the fuck your trying to say.
wow!thanx gabi i guess i dont kno u and i shouldnt have said anything bout u but anywayz i jus got tired of ppl saying stuff bout ppl they dont kno like britney she is a slut yes and she shouldnt do that stuff on tv for the lil kidz 2 see but she is an adult and can do whut she wants 2 do and that goes for the rest of yall im not a retard and y did mike say that they had lyrics 2 the next britney album thats not even funny ok and accually ppl can understand whut im tryin 2 say see yall oviously dont kno whut yall are talkin bout so leave me alone and the only one im goin 2 say srry 2 is gabi becuz i dont care bout the rest of yall ight byez
Gabi you have so much patience for that brat! If it was me i will tell her to go to hell!
ok look iv had all bout i can have with u ight u dont kno so stop talkin bout me ight im not a freakin brat ok and u kno what u fuckin go 2 hell bitch ok byez and fuck u ass hole
Thats it! Casey, Im telling your parents. That’s such bad language for a 12 year old.
Jill, that is soo funny, and casey you are a dum ass, and your mouth is filthy!
ok look you dont even kno my parents ok so u can go 2 hell ok bye and i kno i cuss alot but oh well im pretty sure u have 2 so w/e byez
“and you kno what you fuckin go 2 hell bitch ok byez and fuck u ass hole” I just love how she puts random curse words together. Brilliant! Just shows shes 12.
What the fuck is byez? Why dont you just say bye? Or is byez the cool 12 year old lingo or something..
I guess that casey couldn’t handle the commom sense truth!
Kid’s should stay in school, and parents should educate the kid’s!
casey i agree with everybody in here you are a retard who needs to grow up and you must have forgotten that i do know your parents cuz your friends with my sis.so you need to quit using that language in here and take it somewhere else cuz we dont care what you have to say.and your grammar is really bad but i forgot your only in the 7th grade so grow up casey.
hey casey this is alana.i know that i am 1 of your best friends but they all are right.none of then might not know your parents but i do and i will tell them.i am 11 and i am more mature than you.you dont see me cussin like that all the time do you no….all i have to do is get your mom on this web site next time i go to your house so i would quit.there is no since in it.casey you know you have never cussed like this before.you are just tryin to show off in front of everyone else.all your doin is makin yourself look like a fool.so i would stop and i mean right when you read this.
is there any 1 else goin to write?
hey alana this is casey.the only reason im cussing like that is becuz ppl keep on talkin about me but anywayz i dont care anymore bye.
I think you guys are being too harsh with Casey, she is just a kid being a kid, we all had 12 years old too and some really bad taste in music, so take it easy people.
Alana, you sure are alot more mature than Casey. Casey you should learn from her and have a little more self respect. You shouldnt talk shit to people you dont know. Your only 12 and your language is horrible.
Ok i know that casey don’t express herself without cursing, and her grammar is horrible, but she is 12, and at that age you don’t have to be mature is not like she is going to college tomorow or something someday she will learn how to express her point of view and respect others, but when you treat people like idiots they act like idiots.
Hey Gabi have been to PerezHilton.com?? I think you might like it. Pretty Interesting. I see you on here alot, just thought you might want to check it out.
ok!look im not going to cuss at all this time.and my grammer is going to better than it was before.ok i know that alana is more mature than me,but hey i like being a kid and im not going to try to grow up to fast.alana and i are like the best friends ever i tell her what she does wrong and what i dont like about her she tells me the same thing.were not alaways honest with each other but most of the time we are.and alana told me what she didnt like about me just then .that i cuss to much and that i needed to grow up and i didnt get mad at her for it i respected her for it.i was like sitting there laughing saying”omg…..i just got told off by my best friend”but oh well ill get over it ok.and thank you gabi i appreciate u taking up for me an im not going to cuss on this sight anymore but everyone i will tell you what i have to say if you call me another retard=,stupid person.or anything that im not because none of u know that well like alana or amber.ok so back off.byez
hey gabi,
what are you doing?me nothing much but being bored.just like always.but anyways i just wanted to tell you thank you and i vwery much appreciate you taking up for me. but we used to not like each other at all but oh well!we got over it.just like those other ppl can if they dont like me cause im going to type in here if i want to.and ur right i am only 12 years old and the other ppl used to be to. so why are they all ragging on me.because i took up for britney spears that stupid if that is the case.because jus like my sister said along time ago this isnt a britney bash sight.and plus they dont need to be talking about someone they know nothing about but anyways write me back.well that is if you want to but you dont have to.ok byez
Hey Casey i never say that i didn’t like you, i don’t know you that well so i can’t say that i don’t like you, you seem like a nice girl with an opinion, and there is nothing wrong with that.
I was in a vacation with my family and it was very nice.
Kara i already check this site i like too but stereogum is my favourite.
Bye Girls = )
hey gabi,
oh!i just thought that you didnt like me because we always were being really mean to each other and thats just why i thought that!but im glad were not fussing anymore.because you seem like a cool person to talk to.and im pretty sure your an awesome mom to your little girl.and im sorry for all those times that i called you ugly and stupid and everything like that well i got to go but ill talk to you l8r ok byez
hey gabi,
i just thought that you didnt like me because we always used to be really mean to each other.and thats just why i thought that but im glad were not fussing anymore because you sound like an awesome person to talk to.and im sorry
for all those times i called you ugly and stupid.
i dont know what you look like and you dont sound stupid at all and im prerty sure your a good mom to your little girl and i hope your happy.
well i guess ill let you go ttyl ok byez
Thanks Casey, it’s ok, I’m happy with my baby, but it is hard ‘couse i have to leave her with my mom and go to work i wish i had more time to spend with her.
hey gabi,
how come you type so early in the morning?
but thats sweet,im glad she has a mother like you!
I’m typing from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and the time is diferent down here.
oh ok!i didnt know.
hey is anyone going to talk
I feel like a nosey little sister going through a big sisters room
you wanna know but you don’t
shes not what I expected
I really don’t wanna know anymore
P.S.
Briney has no talent what so ever, she cant sing for sh*t, and her song suck ass. There are thousands of non talented Britneys’,Ashantes’, and JLOs’ all over the US. There the funnylookin females working at Walmart, your nerdy next door neighbor, or the gas station attendant up the street. Give any one of those female a a sluttish make-over, write’em catchy song and have’em lip sinc it. In no time the an “American Idol” coppin’ millions in records sales. So please stfu with your “she bust her ass to get where she is” etc etc blah blah blah. The hoe got lucky….Keep it movin’…