“You are now about to witness the strength of Bob Saget…”
I was perfectly prepared to ignore The Stone Movement, a comedy/hip-hop project from Stu Stone and Jamie “Malibu’s Most Wanted” Kennedy. But when I heard about their 15-years-too-late joke song “Rollin’ With Saget” I had to hear it. Stone Movement invited the Full House has-been to lay down a few unfunny profanity-laced verses about rolling blunts and Paris Hilton.
The song ends with Saget’s “Goodnight Michelle” (as in Michelle Tanner presumably). MK and Ash — steer clear of this man (as if you weren’t already).
Stream The Stone Movement’s “Rollin’ With Saget” here.
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he had me at “i sucked cock for cocaine” and lost me at “goodnight michelle”. damn you for toying with my fragile psyche, bob saget.
have you ever seen saget’s stand-up?
those who have, this is not surprising.
The cultural juxtapostion reminds me a lot of Neil Patrick Harris in ‘Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.’ Hearing Doogie Howser say things like:
“Yeah, I’ve been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let’s pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.”
Drake, have you heard the NPH rap on the Harold and Kumar website? It’s amazing. But sadly, it’s edited.
From a recent New York Observer article on him (if you haven’t already read this):
“In comedy circles, there?s a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn. ‘Oh my God, Bob, she?s beautiful,’ the friend said. ‘For a dollar, you can finger her,’ Mr. Saget replied.”
I’m trying to get in contact with Bob Saget. I saw his show the other night and want to send him an email or write him a letter. This is driving me crazy.. can anyone help me out?
I LOVE BOB!
Bob Saget once told Chuck Norris that he had nothing on him. Following that statement Chuck Norris gave him a round house kick to that face, while fucking his wife…THE END