Gas prices have hit a record average high: $2.31/gallon! But remember that celebrities, especially Britney Spears’ babydaddy, feel your pain.

  
  

Clockwise, starting top left: Jess, Love, Drew, K-Fed, K-Fed, K-Fed.

Hewitt’s really enjoying that apparently.

And happy birthday Trent!

Comments (40)
  1. Gabi  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    First comment!

  2. Speaking of oldmanmobiles, look at Drew’s car. That is the tail-light of an Oldsmobile Cutlass if I’ve ever seen one. What sort of Hollywood ride is that?

  3. K Fed is a real burn out. Look at that last picture. Some poor little fetus is swimming around with no clue at this point that he’s their daddy. Its a damn shame.

  4. Wierd… I thought JLH was PJ Harvey for a sec.

  5. Paulie  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Hey Gabi, how about a little content with your “first comment”?

    And I thought JLH was Alyssa Milano. :O

    It’s a pity that K-Fed didn’t go BOOM when he used his phone at the pump. Perhaps he should try harder by lighting up a cigarette next time.

  6. louie  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    K-Fed, LOVE the shoes!

    HAWT!!

  7. louie  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    is it just me, or does it look like he has an abnormally long torso?

  8. Melissa  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Surprised Jessica knows how to pump gas.

    JLH proves true to be a snob, even to gas.

    Looks like Drew is getting a little gas for herself.

    Wow! KFed didn’t pay anyone else to do it for him!

  9. Jane  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Yikes. K-fed is capable of pumping his own gas – the apocolypse is surely upon us.

  10. Doesn’t Kevin know you’re not supposed to use a cell phone at a gas pump? Jeez!

  11. Poor, poor Mandy Moore:
    http://www.stereogum.com/archives/000704.html

    And of course, Justin Timberlake’s hose:

  12. Gabi  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Paulie, That was just a joke!

  13. This is a Star magazine feature waiting to happen.

  14. doesn’t k-fed know you’re not supposed to talk on your cell phone while pumping gas? what an idiot.

  15. lara  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    drew? always hot.

    love? always not.

  16. kelly  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Man, what I would give to pay $2.31/gallon. Damn you Bay Area gas prices.

  17. Barbarella  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Why K Fed looks like a wife beater?
    My guess is that the marriage will end next year when Britney find out he was cheatting on her with a stripper while she was at home changing diappers…

  18. Gas Pump…cell phone…apparently someone is using his “deathwishes” to get out of baby related responsibilities.

    K.Fed you cop out. I would at least think you’d take the money and run to Tiujuanna.

  19. Paulie  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    Gabi: My most humblest apologies! *eating crow*

  20. socal  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    kelly, i feel your pain… got hit with 2.59 last night… damn california prices!

  21. Wow.. who’d have thought someone could look hot pumping gas… but JLH does just that.

  22. mumbles something about cell phone static discharge at the gas pump (i know it’s an urban legend, but wouldn’t it be a fitting way for k-fed to go?)

  23. tobias funke  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    that’s actually just federline at work. he got in trouble for talking on his cel phone, but he has to check with brit every 45 minutes, so what are you gonna do?

  24. potato  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    I’m glad celebs pump their own gas. Good for them. Let’s give them a cookie.

    http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=14763101&BRD=2703&PAG=461&dept_id=555106&rfi=6
    — on gas station safety

    A lot of people don’t know that they shouldn’t use a cell phone while pumping.. hell, a lot of people leave their cars running while pumping… and some smoke while pumping. Telling them to stop doing whatever stupid thing they’re doing is useless… they just yell at you. (i work at a gas station) Maybe natural selection will kick in someday and they’ll go *boom*

  25. I don’t pump my own gas.

    /jerseyite

  26. wait, check the last k-fed pic. he can operate a phone. he can pump gas. but he can’t tie his shoes?

  27. I totally just thought of this. pumping gas is so hot right now. hit the gas station and try out the latest hollywood fad.

  28. it’s funny what low standards we have for celebrities…we’re happy that they can pump thier own gas….it’s like when a dog or a cat does it…they think they’re people!

  29. Matthew–good point–the guy can clearly multi-task–why do the shoes get neglected?

  30. jeff  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    For some reason, gas is always “cheap” in Malibu….where I suspect is the likely location of these photos.
    Sucks to live in OC and pay $2.60 or so….but I guess that factors in the “indie-yuppie” tax.

  31. $2.13 in wisconsin.
    /I love wisconsin!

  32. jodi  |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2005

    If i cross my fingers AND my eyes AND my toes,and wish REAL hard, will Mr Spears blow himself up at the bowser while britney calls him on his cell and orders more pickles??

    Sigh.

  33. Barbarella  |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2005

    Jodi that was a funny mental picture! LOL

  34. I take exemption: Federleezy ain’t a star.

  35. truth  |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2005

    Cell phones are okay to use while pumping gas. From the authority on urban legends:
    http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

  36. K-fed, class act yo

  37. j-anonomous  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2005

    it looks very hard for kevin federline hes probuably callin someone to do it for him

  38. DAVID SKUL  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2005

    Midwest Gas Price Investigation – Investigation Likely To Continue

    The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) issued an interim report to Congress on its investigation into Midwest gas price increases that was cited at the reasons that the FTC launched the investigation. It also provides a status report on the continuing investigation, including progress and a description of the work not yet done. The report details the history of the price spikes of reformulated gasoline (RFG) in the Midwestern part of the country and how these increases caused Commission staff to initiate a preliminary investigation in June and prompted the Commission to begin a formal investigation during the latter part of July.

    The report analyzes many conditions reported as potential causes of the gas price spikes – ranging from higher than normal crude oil prices, to the expectation of compliance with EPA Phase II regulations for summer-blend reformulated gasoline in high-ozone urban areas, to the damage to the critically important Explorer pipeline during March. However, the report says that “although it is likely that each of these supply factors contributed to the dramatic recent price spikes in the Midwest, no single factor appears from staff’s preliminary investigation to be likely to provide a full explanation, and staff does not yet have sufficient information to assess the impact of these factors in combination.”

    In accordance with the report, Commission staff is investigating “the possibility of collusion or tacit coordination, conduct that could be illegal under Section 5 of the Federal Trade Commission Act.” Due to the abundance of potential interwoven causes as well as the monstrous amount of evidential information being collected for the course of the investigation, the report also states that “this investigation is likely to consume, at a minimum, another three or four months.”

    The report shows that on June 29, Commission staff issued the first round of subpoenas to the nine refiners that currently supply the Midwestern markets and that within the month, staff has accepted and logged approximately 200 boxes of documentation. Around mid August, most documents requested from the first round of subpoenas will be delivered to the Commission offices.
    The Commission also issued a second round of subpoenas to other refiners last week, and has issued Civil Investigative Demands (CIDs) to the refiners recently, requesting that the refiners compile data and answers to all of the Commissions written questions. Commission staff issued another set of subpoenas on July 25 to the entities that own or control the gas transportation pipelines serving the Midwest markets of the United States. Documents from that set of subpoenas are expected to begin arriving shortly at Commission offices.

    The report further details the Commission?s plan to conduct a series of in depth interviews as part of the investigation. Staff has already conducted nearly 15 interviews with market participants, consumers, corporate consumers and many others with knowledge of investigation relevant information, and continues the process of capturing pertinent industry-wide data from the Oil Price Information Service (OPIS). After the documentary evidence has been reviewed and analyzed, staff will take depositions under oath of key participating personnel throughout the gasoline distribution chain in the Midwest United States.

    Federal Trade Commission staff will also coordinate all of the investigative efforts with the Attorney General of Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota, Kentucky, South Dakota, Indiana, Missouri, and West Virginia.

    David C Skul is a cunt and the CEO of LinkAcquire.com and Relativity, Inc. he’s pleased to serve his clients through traffic generating articles and one way links, thereby fucking up the whole internet. way to go, shithead.

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