Blogcritics.org has identified the Top 10 Worst Song Lyrics … Ever. Perhaps the only time you’ll see Coldplay and Warrant on the same list.
There’s one I’d like to add. I hope by now you’ve seen this “urban operetta.” Not only are the lyrics fucking hysterical, but they’re acted out so literally, I watch in disbelief every time it’s on TV.
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I’ve been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I’ve cooked and ran your bathwater”
I’m telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I’m in the closet like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there?s a mystery going on and I’m going to solve it”
And I’m like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
Watch R. Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1″ here. Can’t get enough? Watch ALL FIVE CHAPTERS here (PC only; if you have a Mac link post in the comments).
I hear we’ll get Chapters 6-10 if R. Kelly doesn’t go to jail.
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i think that this shit is so fucking banging also all the chapthers 1-8 were off the hook.
1 thru 12 right hurr————–
http://rkelly.cjb.cc/
believe it or not i just started laughin shakin my head and just
kept on laughin thinkin about all the things i had been through that day
then she crys what why do you have that smile upon ur face then i laughed out said
thinkin bout all the things that i been through she wipes her nose and she sniggles
and laughs out i been through it to then i start laughin again and she start laughin
more the next thing you kno we both are crakin up on the floor and she laughs out
i cant believe this idiot really answered my phone now meanwhile twan just got
out of prison and hes on his way home and she says baby im sorry for all the lies and
all the bullshit then i say girl just wait til i tell you all the drama that i been
dealin with she laughs i wanna hear it all then i laugh and say baby first of all
i got a hang over been trapped in the closet slept with who knows red to kill a
pastor she says what baby this is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy
she says damn u been through alot of shit plus i got a ticket meanwhile the policeman
he turns around just out of concern comes back to the house then he pull sup in the
driveway my cars parked crooked with the lights on then he goes around the backway
he hear the dogs barkin like somethings wrong he gets to the back door and
discover its been broken in he look around pulls his gun out then proceeds in
meanwhile were laughin and laughin and laughin but from his prospective he thinks
somebodys cryin he gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was
coughin and sighin meanwhile were in the bedroom laughin as im tryin to continue
to explain she yells out selvester ur killin me said i swear that it went that way
then nextthing you kno he bused up in the room and said motherfucka freeze and
then i looked back up at him and said wait ur that damn police then she screams baby
i mean james she says everything is cool and then he yell qwendolyn i got this i
kno ur sick an tired of this fool and then i stood up started walkin twards him
screamin man get out my house then he yells freeze she scream please then i pull my
baretta out she cried out selvester please dont visions of him makin love to her
he said man put the gun on the floor i cant stop thinkin about him and her
i slowly put the gun down and then i put my hands up he winked and me and smiled
and that is when i went nuts hoped all over him grabed the gun she screamin settle down
goin all around the room both hand on the gun then all of a sudden pow
i find that trapped in the closet deserves the vibe awards of the best clip!!!because even if you don’t understand english thanks to this clip you understand the song and it’s very cool!!!because in france many people sing or listen songs and as they don’t speak english they don’t understand what the listen!!
shit i like part 2 6-12 motherfucker R.Kelly… damm you made it so unique dude… i was amazed how you composed all of this… what chapter this would be end i was sooo excited… i like the chapter 11 BIG man gifted like me…. woooooh it is fun… dude you fuck us we all waiting for the whole story… fuck yourself R.Kelly… to the people who against this music video fuck your posey u are motherfuckin dude… R.Kelly made it into a top you rock my world R.kelly… hope to see you soon on my closet with my wife that would be your last moment of having sex coz i will kill dude… you can fuck all the gurls not my wife coz motherfucker i will kill you… fuck ur ass gurls… anywez to give honor you dude i salute for having all of this… gud luck dude keep on the top… you rock us
I have seen parts 1-12 they are so good special 12 it is so funny..
i love this opra r&b clash. it just proves that if people want to do things they can do it. i want to find the rest of it cuz i havent seen the 12th chapter yet
Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics from the “trapped in the closet” song with the midget and the farting. I was telling people at my office about the stupid ass song that R kelly came up with and no one believes me? Please help out! Thanks G!
Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics from the “trapped in the closet” song with the midget and the farting. I was telling people at my office about the stupid ass song that R kelly came up with and no one believes me? Please help out! Thanks G!
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r kelly suks
I can’t believe that people could get so spun up over song lyrics, wow, I mean i wasn’t aware that to sell music ur lyrics had to be appealing or even make since. Get a life and stop fucking complaining about everything, I’m pretty sure if it were ur idea and u were making money from it, u wouldn’t be complaining.
I’m srry i’m 12 years old i think this is the most asomest thing ever so screw you if you think r.kelly is gay i reseached all about him his live is so bad so giving put downs to him is the most retarded thing i’ve ever heard sayimg anything bad about anything is bad u propabaly tell your kids if you have nothing nice to say don’t say it at all well you should maybe ues it for yourself and if you dont have kids i know why so back off and instead of saying how bad he is think about picking on youself instead thank you very much so shut the heck up about crap you don’t know about