This month’s Uncut‘s cover boys are R.E.M. There are three versions of the issue and each comes with a fantastic mix CD curated by each band member. Worth checking out wherever they sell UK periodicals near you.

The mag also feels the group’s In Time: The Best Of REM 1988-2003 could’ve been better. In that spirit, they’ve compiled an alternative selection of their finest moments (1988-2003). None of the tracks appear on the Warner disc.

Uncut‘s “Alternative” Best Of REM 1988-2003
Leaving New York Around The Sun 20040
Country Feedback Out Of Time 1991
Drive Automatic For The People 1992
So Fast, So Numb New Adventures In Hi-Fi 1996
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us New Adventures in Hi-Fi 1996
Try Not To Breathe Automatic For The People 1992
Turn You Inside-Out Green 1988
Half A World Away Out Of Time 1991
Find The River Automatic For The People 1992
Falls To Climb Up 1998
I’ve Been High Reveal 2001
Get Up Green 1998
Near Wild Heaven Out Of Time 1991
Tongue Monster 1994
Walk Unafraid Up 1998
Let Me In Monster 1994
High Speed Train Around The Sun 2004

Stream the whole thing here (Real).

Your mission: post an “alternative” Best Of for your fave band. Then we’ll all argue about it. We won’t play by Uncut‘s silly rule that none of the songs can appear on the official release. Feel free to include b-sides too to show us how smart you are.

Comments (33)
  1. First comment, bitches! ;)

  2. frank  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2005

    please make this album with smart 4ad graphics:
    pixies – doomore

    1 tony’s theme
    2 into the white
    3 velouria
    4 wave of mutilation uk surf
    5 i’m amazed
    6 la la love you
    7 make believe debbie g
    8 evil hearted you
    9 here comes your man
    10 bone machine
    11 debaser
    12 u mass
    11 is she weird
    12 gouge away
    13 diggin for fire
    14 ive been waiting for you

  3. steph  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2005

    i hate to be nitpicky, but since when is 2004 between 1988 and 2003?

  4. steve  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2005

    Sloan recently came out with a rather weak greatest hits cd.
    here’s a better tracklist for a best of:

    1. underwhelmed
    2. penpals
    3. people of the sky
    4. coax me
    5. deeper than beauty
    6. the good in everyone
    7. autobiography
    8. everything you’ve done wrong
    9. c’mon c’mon (we’re going to get it started)
    10. chester the molester
    11. stand by me, yeah
    12. i wanna thank you
    13. don’t you believe a word
    14. friendship
    15. take good care of the poor boy
    16. at the movies
    17. who you talkin’ to?
    18. i love a long goodbye
    19. who loves life more?
    20. the rest of my life

  5. Actually, I’ll do what the R.E.M. Warner Bros greatest hits album should’ve been:

    Pop Song 89
    Stand
    Orange Crush
    Losing My Religion
    Shiny Happy People
    Drive
    Man On The Moon
    Everybody Hurts
    Nightswimming
    What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?
    Bang and Blame
    E-Bow The Letter
    Electrolite
    Daysleeper
    At My Most Beautiful
    The Great Beyond
    Imitation of Life
    Country Feedback (live)

    You know, all the hits from that era! I get so annoyed when people make greatest hits records and skip hits or put on stuff that no one cares about.

  6. And this is what the Pavement hits cd should be:

    Box Elder
    Debris Slide
    Summer Babe
    Trigger Cut
    Here
    In The Mouth A Desert
    Frontwards
    Cut Your Hair
    Gold Soundz
    Range Life
    Unfair
    Rattled By The Rush
    Father To A Sister Of Thought
    Kennel District
    Grounded
    Give It A Day
    Painted Soldiers
    Stereo
    Shady Lane
    Date With IKEA
    Carrot Rope
    Spit On A Stranger
    Major Leagues
    The Hexx (original version)

    And this should be Sonic Youth’s greatest hits:

    Disc One:

    The Burning Spear
    I Dreamed I Dream
    Making The Nature Scene
    The World Looks Red
    Brother James
    Death Valley 69
    Shadow of a Doubt
    Tom Violence
    Expressway To Yr Skull
    Schizophrenia
    White Cross
    Cotton Crown
    Candle
    Silver Rocket
    Eric’s Trip
    Teenage Riot

    Disc two:

    Dirty Boots
    Kool Thing
    Mote
    100%
    Drunken Butterfly
    Sugar Kane
    Bull in the Heather
    Superstar
    The Diamond Sea (edit)
    Sunday
    Nevermind (What Was It Anyway?)
    The Empty Page
    Rain On Tin
    Unmade Bed
    Pattern Recognition

  7. Nice on Steve. I like “Can’t Face Up” too.

    Matt, I was hoping you’d comment! Nice picks. I have all three of the UNCUT mix CDs if you wanna borrow. They’re pretty great. Happy bday dude.

  8. dave f  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2005

    i dont agree with the above pixies hits, heres mine

    bone machine
    ed is dead
    brick is red
    holiday song
    gigantic
    cactus
    i’ve been tired
    isle de encanta
    monkey gone to heaven
    wave of mutilation
    allison
    u-mass
    dig for fire
    velouria
    the sad punk
    trompe le monde
    subbacultcha
    levitate me
    hey
    where is my mind
    debaser

  9. The Go-Betweens Greatest Hits should be thus:

    The House That Jack Kerouac Built
    Part Company
    The Devil’s Eye
    Twin Layers Of Lightning
    Cattle And Cane
    Karen
    Core Of A Flame
    Spirit Of A Vampyre
    Five Words
    Eight Pictures
    Bow Down
    To Reach Me
    Unfinished Business
    The Clarke Sisters
    The Wrong Road
    Spirit
    Bye Bye Pride
    Dive For Your Memory

  10. new order has released about 25 greatest hits but none of them are what I would include – so…here goes:

    New Order
    1) Dreams Never End
    2) Ceremony
    3) The Chosen Time
    4) Everything’s Gone Green
    5) Temptation
    6) Age Of Consent
    7) Your Silent Face
    8) Blue Monday (original!)
    9) Touched By The Hand Of God
    10) Love Vigilantes
    11) The Perfect Kiss (Lowlife version)
    12) Subculture (Lowlife version)
    13) State Of the Nation
    14) Weirdo
    15) 1963
    16) Bizarre Love Triangle (Brotherhood version)
    17) Shellshock
    18) True Faith
    19) Fine Time
    20) Round and Round
    21) Regret
    22) World (Price Of Love)
    23) Isolation (from Radio BBC Sessions)
    24) Atmosphere (from Radio BBC Sessions)

    Yes, intentionally left off my least favorite NO songs like Confusion, Thieves Like Us, World In Motion, and pretty much all of “Get Ready” and “Waiting for the Sirens Call” (just ain’t classics yet…)

  11. also, someone oughta to do a career length Replacements, not the MAJOR only that came out a few years back.

    Something that starts with “GO!” and “Kids Don’t Follow” and follows them all the way to that disaster of “Merry Go Round.”

  12. Billy K  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2005

    OK, I’ll play your game. I can’t believe I’m typing all this out, but…the things I do for Stererogum!

    This is an actual CD I burned years ago…one of the first I made upon getting a CD burner. It’s a Two-Disc Best of Elvis Costello I lovingly called, “The Morbid and the Maudlin.” This is what “Girls, Girls, Girls” should’ve been.

    Nothing from “Spike” (hate that record), though I guess maybe Veronica belongs on here. Nothing any newer than Brutal Youth. The meat’s from “This Year’s Model” through “Imperial Bedroom.” Nothing from “King of America.” Never was that fond of that one either. I guess if I were to re-do it today, I’d stick “What’s so Funny” on. I was pretty burned out on that song, but it’s made a comeback in my heart….

    —–

    ELVIS COSTELLO: THE MORBID AND THE MAUDLIN
    DISC ONE

    1. I Hope You’re Happy Now
    2. Party Girl
    3. Radio Sweetheart
    4. Lipstick Vogue
    5. Big Tears
    6. White Knuckles
    7. Long Honey Moon
    8. Man Out of Time
    9. Oliver’s Army
    10. You Belong to Me
    11. New Lace Sleeves
    12. Two Little Hitlers
    13. Clubland
    14. Motel Matches
    15. You Tripped at Every Step
    16. King Horse
    17. Kid About it
    18. Lip Service
    19. You’ll Never be a Man
    20. Hand in Hand

    DISC TWO

    1. Man Called Uncle
    2. Tiny Steps
    3. Almost Blue
    4. Accidents Will Happen
    5. Town Crier
    6. Allison
    7. Red Shoes
    8. No Action
    9. The World and His Wife
    10. Little Triggers
    11. High Fidelity
    12. I Just Don’t Know What to do with Myself
    13. Every Day I Write the Book
    14. The Other Side of Summer
    15. Worthless Thing (live)
    16. I Hope You’re Happy Now (Mersey Demo)
    17. Human Hands
    18. All the Rage
    19. Next Time Round
    20. Black Sails in the Sunset

  13. Here’s my Police best-of that omits all songs included on the REAL Greatest Hits.

    Next to You
    Hole In My Life
    Peanuts
    Truth Hits Everybody
    It’s Alright For You
    Bring on the Night
    Does Everyone Stare
    Bed’s Too Big Without You
    Driven to Tears
    When the World Is Running Down
    Canary in a Coalmine
    Demolition Man
    Secret Journey
    Darkness
    Low Life
    Synchronicity II
    Tea in the Sahara
    Murder by Numbers
    Someone to Talk To
    Once Upon a Daydream
    I Burn for You (this is one of my favorite songs)

  14. my ‘alternative’ immaculate collection and ghv2 (with uncut’s silly rule firmly intact):

    1. burning up
    2. over and over
    3. jimmy jimmy
    4. till death do us part
    5. more
    6. thief of hearts (‘here she comes / little susie ho-maker!’)
    8. nothing really matters
    9. runaway lover
    10. nobody knows me

    yeah, i’m a sucker for her shitty dance ditties. ya jealous?

  15. Here’s my best of the Ring Cycle:
    1) Götterdämmerung (of fucking course)
    2) Die Walküre
    3) Siegfried
    4) Das Rheingold (if you can even compare such crap like this to the others)

  16. No “Cecilia Ann” on the Pixies best of? I personally think that is one of the best choices to start a best of Pixies mix with, not to mention any mixtape, period.

  17. Scott  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2005

    I made my own two-disc Costello set a couple of years ago–and there’s no way to make a decent collection without tracks from “King of America.”

    DISC ONE
    1. Beyond Belief
    2. Lovers Walk
    3. Mystery Dance
    4. Pump It Up
    5. High Fidelity
    6. I Hope You’re Happy Now
    7. From a Whisper to a Scream
    8. Clubland
    9. Accidents Will Happen
    10. Oliver’s Army
    11. Peace, Love and Understanding
    12. New Amsterdam
    13. Riot Act
    14. Brilliant Mistake
    15. This Town
    16. It’s Time
    17. My Dark Life
    18. When I Was Cruel No. 2
    19. Shipbuilding
    20. God Give Me Strength

    DISC TWO
    1. Watching the Detectives
    2. Less Than Zero
    3. This Year’s Girl
    4. I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea
    5. Night Rally
    6. Senior Service
    7. Opportunity
    8. King Horse
    9. Man Called Uncle
    10. Man Out of Time
    11. Jack of All Parades
    12. Sleep of the Just
    13. I Want You
    14. Blue Chair (album version)
    15. Seven Day Weekend
    16. Blue Chair (b-side)
    17. Life Shrinks
    18. Complicated Shadows
    19. Toledo
    20. Couldn’t Call It Unexpected No. 4
    21. Smile (b-side version)

  18. blonde geek  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2005

    **Matthew** You stole my post – rock on. ;)

  19. Damn, I wanted to do the long overdue Pavement greatest hits but you beat me. Focusing on the singles though is too obvious. You have to think S.M. will mix it up when he gets around to it. Newark Wilder will rightly find its way on there somehow.

  20. ettett  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2005

    “Hold My Life” The Replacements on Sire/Warner. This is an answer to the All for Nothing/Nothing for all comp of several years back. There’s no reason to do the same for their wonderful Twin Tone years because, as I recall, all three of those albums plus the ep almost fit on one 90 minute tape.

    1. Hold My Life
    2. Little Mascara
    3. Swinging Party
    4. Waitress in the Sky
    5. Valentine
    6. Nevermind
    7. Nightclub Jitters
    8. I.O.U.
    9. Back to Back
    10. Asking Me Lies
    11. Rock & Roll Ghost
    12. Darlin? One
    13. One Wink at a Time
    14. Happy Town
    15. When it Began
    16. Attitude

  21. Evan  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2005

    “Shiny Happy People” should’ve been on In Time. But apparently all of the band hate that song. I don’t know why, I think it’s neat…

  22. Peck  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2005

    Shiny Happy People is fairly underrated. I dismissed it as pop fluff before I downloaded it again on a whim. Now I can see why it was such a big hit. The only annoying thing is Mike Mills.

    And I’m doing another R.E.M. comp, but not restricting myself to the Warner Bros. years (which Uncut didn’t need to do either)

    Sitting Still
    Harborcoat
    Letter Never Sent
    Maps And Legends
    Wendell Gee
    Just A Touch
    Pop Song 89
    I Remember California (way underrated)
    Half A World Away
    The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
    Nightswimming
    Find The River
    What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?
    Strange Currencies
    Tongue
    E-Bow The Letter
    Electrolite
    The Lifting
    Imitation Of Life
    Aftermath

    Some notes:
    Document is the worst thing R.E.M. has released.
    Up is solid, there are only three or four missteps, but no songs that linger.
    Monster features the best individual songs, but is the least consistent album by a wide margin.

  23. bumeye  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2005

    “document is the worst thing REM has released”

    GASP!
    disturbance at the heron house?
    welcome to the occupation?
    king of birds??
    oddfellows local 151??
    fireplace??????
    exhuming mccarthy?!

    and i didn’t even mention…

  24. Reid  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2005

    My thoughts on why a lot of people (me included) don’t like Shiny Happy People is also my guess as to why REM don’t like it: because it’s obvious that the song is nothing but an attempt to score a big chart hit. Nothing wrong with that, but unlike other blantant chart attempts from bands making that jump from cool to commercial around the time (Just Like Heaven, With Or Without You, Stand), this is all attempt and no substance. It’s not a bad song, but it *needs* to be a classic pop song, and it isn’t by a long shot.

  25. would it be so bad to slip “airport man” from rem’s totally ignored ‘up!’ album into the mix? such a gorgeous song that’s just begging for a spot on ‘six feet under.’

  26. Moko  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2005

    Re: R.E.M. Ugh! High Speed Train?!!! That tuneless drone is downright the worst track on Around the Sun (it’s almost as bad as the album’s cover artwork is). Otherwise, a good compilation.

  27. ettett  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2005

    I?ve listened to Uncut?s REM mix a few times and I think it brings out the diversity of the albums better than ?In Time? does. Granted, REM has well honed its identifiable sound, but having ?Tongue? on the same compilation as ?Try Not to Breathe? and ?Get Up? explores their range a bit better than stringing together all of the radio ready hits. Living in this great time of mixing and matching, I kept the song order intact, but I made the following changes:

    Bittersweet Me instead of So Fast, So Numb

    Why not Smile instead of Falls to Climb

    Summer Turns to High instead of I?ve Been High

    You?re In the Air instead of Walk Unafraid

  28. Hellafax  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2005

    Good job on the Sloan BEST OF — always good to see CanCon, as well as “Deeper Than Beauty,” on any mix :)

    902, represent y’all.

  29. Hellafax  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2005

    Hmm…
    How about a Matthew Sweet best of?

    1) Day for Night (Girlfriend, 1991)
    2) Smog Moon (100% Fun, 1995)
    3) Not When I Need It (100% Fun, 1995)
    4) Dinosaur Act (Altered Beast, 1993)
    5) Ultrasuede (The Ugly Truth Singgle, 1993)
    6) Behind the Smile (Blue Sky on Mars, 1997)
    7) Girlfriend (Girlfriend, 1991)
    8) Future Shock (In Reverse, 1999)
    9) Magnet & Steel (Sabring the Teenage Witch Sountrack (not his, but the best cover of any song I’ve ever heard), 1998)
    10) Happiness (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy Sountrack, 1996)
    11)All over my Head (Blue Sky on Mars, 1997)
    12) Sick of Myself (100% Fun, 1995)
    13) Shes a Breeder (100% Unreleased/Pirate Demos, 1994)

    man…this list could go on and on…too many favs/best of’s

  30. Juliana Hatfield (in place of Gold Stars collection) and in my idealized collection, we get some Blake Babies and Some Girls songs as well…

    Wipe it Up (w/ Blake Babies)
    Cesspool (w/ Blake Babies)
    I’m Not Your Mother (w/ Blake Babies)
    Out There (w/ Blake Babies)
    Temptation Eyes (w/ Blake Babies)
    Everybody Loves Me But You
    Forever Baby
    Nirvana
    I See You
    My Sister
    Spin the Bottle
    Universal Heart-Beat
    Sellout
    Down On Me
    Live it Up
    Cool Rock Boy
    Disappear (w/ Blake Babies)
    The Prettiest Girl (w/ Some Girls)
    Get In Line
    Dirty Dog
    What Do I Care

  31. I love your Police “alt-hits” track list. I can’t believe you left off ‘Mother’ though. :(

  32. my “alt.” Teenage Fanclub best of (ok, it’s got stuff in common with the official best of):

    1.Metal Baby
    2.I don’t know
    3.Your Love Is The Place Where I Come From
    4.Hang On
    5.Everything Flows (Acoustic Version)
    6.120 mins
    7.Discolite
    8.Star Sign
    9.Verisimilitude
    10.Going Places (acoustic)
    11.The Concept
    12.Every Step Is A Way Through
    13.The World’ll Be OK (alt. version)

  33. ander, i couldnt agree more.

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