It totally sucks being a pop star.
Exhibit A: Someone secretly taped Miss Janet lying in the sun completely naked. Now, why would you wanna see that, especially before lunch? ‘Cause she starts slapping her own ass at the end of the video and it’s damn funny (but NOT safe for work). Egotastic has the footage.
Exhibit B: Lindsay Lohan was sent to the hospital yesterday after camera-carrying vultures in West Hollywood caused her to smash her Benz into another car. Again. AP reports that L. Lo immediately ran from the car to the Hideaway House Antiques store. Here’s a flick photo of the damage (thanks Jon at BWE for the link).
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oh my god that is amazing
It does not totally suck being a pop star. Explain to me how it sucks to be a talent-less hack who gets to live a life of wealth, fame and privilege, just because they hit some cosmic lottery whose requirements to play are 1) The public has to have no standards whatsoever, 2) You have to be talent-less to the point of non-offensive, and 3) You have to be a genetic freakshow (i.e. skinny as all hell, perfect teeth, huge knockers, and no shame).
These “stars” offer themselves up to the PR machine to become famous, but once they’re famous they want their privacy. I call bullshit.
Perhaps Ms. Lohan is just a shitty driver? She’s not the only “star” being stalked by paperazzi. She’s just the only one that keeps crashing her car into them.
She made her bed – her multi-million-dollar bed – and she can go lie in it. Boo frickin’ hoo.
poor hohan.
there are reports that she is at fault, but nothing is confirmed.
i understand the whole not wanting to be stalked by the photogs, but when does that give them the right to drive like and idiot and put other people in danger. like billy k said, she isn’t the only one.
or maybe she had one too many at the ivy and start doing about 60-70 on a busy street….
Lohan, Billy Joel… Remind me never to drive in Long Island.
why doesn’t it say “Lindsay Lohan Totally Totaled”
Good call Arya.
Is that APPLAUSE at the end of the Janet video?
You could hear me applauding from there? Wow, good ears.
her boobs look insanely huge there, maybe she should do what tyra did to prove they are real
Given the possible similar-sounding alternatives, let’s pray that’s applause.
HEY!!! Why is her snatch always “just” concealed???? At first, her leg is blocking it. Then, when her legs are down, a leaf is conveniently covering her muff. Seems like a stunt to me….
Can anyone tell what song she’s slapping her ass to? I can’t figure it out.
Seriously. Stop posting shit about Linsday Lohan. Nobody gives a rats ass. Plus, Scott hates black people.
OT… I just heard on Countdown with Keith Olberman that Tom Cruise and “Kate” Holmes are having a baby. (Or, as Keith exclaimed, “They’re breeding!”) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
According to LA Times, the accident was all because of her driving. The razzi weren’t directly involved.
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Investigators Say Paparazzi Didn’t Cause Lohan Crash
By Richard Winton, Times Staff Writer
Investigators said today they do not believe celebrity photographers caused teenage actress Lindsay Lohan to crash her Mercedes-Benz into a delivery truck.
“It was not a factor. It didn’t cause the accident,” said Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputy Scott Gage.
The agency’s conclusion contradicts statements made by Lohan’s representative, and leaves the official cause of the accident yet to be determined.
[snip]
The air bags on Lohan’s Mercedes deployed, and the actress and her friend opened their doors and ran into a nearby antiques store.
The van’s driver stumbled onto the street and was helped by employees of the restaurant, witnesses said.
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Very nice. Plow into someone and injure them, but run and hide because people might take your picture. I’d sue her just for that.
Isn’t Janet Jackson black? What does she need to tan for?
who the f is lindsay lohan?
What the hell is wrong with you people, there is no demand for these photos or videos but there is certainly alot of supply, this has more to do with dotcoms and there need for content than our need to know much about nothing.
What, Janet Jackson a no talent hack????? Have you ever seen her perform???????? Sorry she doesnt have a voice like Faith Hill or Celine Dion. She is an awsome performer, and its just to bad that stupid papparazzi are able to invade someones privacy like this. She didnt ask to be taped sun bathing, so there for keep your negative comments to yourself. And if you dont wanna see it, then dont watch it.
Janet looks great and her breasts are real, first shes laying there and that means your seeing her boobs in all their glory, secondly she gains and loses weight so her boobs do too…I love her I think she has lots of talent and if she didnt she would not have lasted over 20 years won every music award on the planet and sold 50 million records…you can have an opinion but your not entitled to your own facts….next Im a person of color, and Blacks tan too, sometimes to even out skin tone other times to simply become a shade darker like someone who vacations in the tropics might want to do, why in the hell would someone ask such a dumb question about tanning, anyone who wants to tan can and if she wants to then so be it, I think that statement is borederline racist at the least and ignorant at the most.
Everyone fucking tans you douche. It’s the melonin’s reaction to the resurgance of vitamin D provided by the suns UV rays.
Now that’s been said. Lindsay Lohan should have her license revoked. She can’t continue to drive wrecklessly putting everyone’s life at risk. TAKE AWAY THE BITCHES’ LICENSE. At least she won’t kill anyone running on foot from the paparazzi.
As for Janet…I couldn’t stop laughing. I still can’t.
Janet is hot!
These celebrity threads always lose their fun and relevance when the fan clubs infiltrate the premises.
“These celebrity threads always lose their fun and relevance when the fan clubs infiltrate the premises.”
A-fucking-men, man!
That said, I find it pretty amusing that this nude Janet video/pic has been quite heavily circulating the net as of late, when I (as well as others) seen this already about a year or so ago.
Because no one’s ever seen Janet Jackson’s breasts exposed before…
STOP THE PAPARAZZY !!!!
Janet would not even be in that video if people were not still interested in her. Apparently there is still interest cause there isa video and would love to know how many people will actually look at it. Hell i’ve looked at more than once just to see those nice boobs!
Janet would not even be in that video if people were not still interested in her. Apparently there is still interest cause there is a video and would love to know how many people will actually look at it. Hell i’ve looked at more than once just to see those nice boobs!
who is L LOHAN?
janet is damm fine.
Their aint nothing wrong with her body.
The gods have finally answered my prayer and delivered me Janet Jackson naked. Playing her ass like a bongo? Brilliant. It’s exactly what I’d do if she’d only take away the restraining order.
I love you Janet. checkout my website at http://www.Ballisticgroove.com.
janet is all that.that is why so many of try
to degrate her .i hope when so re-emerge you
can look pass her beauty and listen to the
music. please stop hatting it only make you
sound stupid
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You are very pretty!
I´d like to meet you.
Send me a message.
Bay
Gerry.
yeah who is l lohan? never heard of her. she someeone important? or she think she is someone special?
whats up
October 5, 2005
Janet Jackson Totally Nude, Lindsay Lohan Totally Totaled
It totally sucks being a pop star.
Exhibit A: Someone secretly taped Miss Janet lying in the sun completely naked. Now, why would you wanna see that, especially before lunch? ‘Cause she starts slapping her own ass at the end of the video and it’s damn funny (but NOT safe for work). Egotastic has the footage.the comment where you wrote why would you wanna see that you must not like girls do you or you probably gay or something
i want janet jackson nude posted to through mail please, i want to see just that