“If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”
What is this man talking about?
- Caffeinated Depo-Provera
- K-Fed’s degree in VCR repair
- Breast-based MP3 player
- Cellphone headset earring
- Preparation-H shampoo for Harriet Miers
(thanks to Krist for the tip!)
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Science: Building a better… tomato.
oh… my… god.
i used to be satisfied with my chest… not anymore. i’d better start saving now.
If only we could’ve got Brit-Brit on some of that caffeinated Depo….Dear God, if only….
why does everyone have to make mp3 players into everything… this should be filed under LAME!
I don’t think the iBreast Nano will sell very well… but the video iBreast, that’s something I need to see!
Useless until they can fit in my balls.