How many of you heard that a postpartum Spears had heard K-Fed’s finished tracks and wasn’t impressed? And then said a silent prayer to the internet? Here you go.
Aaron sez: “Federline’s been working on his album with Disco D. D was posting on the hollertronix.com message boards and everyone was hating on the concept so he posted up a sample from the album” (link dead)
K Fed – “Y’all Aint Ready” (MP3) (new, working link)
According to Disco D, Kev’s stopped writing songs altogether. “[H]e doesnt even write anything down he just goes in and straight freestyles.” And, um, in Portuguese on at least one track.
More Disco D: “You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote 2 songs and then got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again.”
At least the beat is hot.
Update: According to the Hollertronix boards, K-Fed actually is saying “Pavarotti”: “I’ve been informed that’s just K-Fed slang for papparazzi, he calls them Pavarottis in real life. that’s his style…”
Update 2: Indeed, we were not ready for that. All the deep linking gave the server a fat headache, so we’ve replaced it with a YSI MegaUpload. Post your own in the comments.
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My god. What’s up with that garbage ass beat too? Awful
The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if Britney was rappin’ along with him.
What a HOMO!
Lloyd Grove’s column in the Daily News quotes some of these comments… http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/story/361953p-308188c.html
Lloyd Grove’s column in the Daily News quotes some of these comments… http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/story/361953p-308188c.html
Daddy’s debut was greeted by a chorus of scathing reviews.
“That’s not hot,” wrote one Internet critic. “My ears are bleeding,” noted another. “You’re sure this isn’t something off Vanilla Ice’s ‘Hard to Swallow’ album?” asks a third. “I’m about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows.”
Wow. That is awful. I would rather have the flu for a year than have to listen to that garbage ever again!
I would rather have the avian flu that listen to that trash…. 52 seconds of my life i will never get back….i’m in such shock, i cant even trash this guy the way i wanna… ughhh
Love Brittney & Kevin but this song just kills me! Do they actually think it sounds good??? He makes Will Smith sound like a lyrical genius!
LOL…. What a waste of money… I predict some major beef with Eminem. See who told this white kid he could rap… Ohhh Brintey stop investing your money… Great Laugh thanks Stereogum..
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
It sounds like Taylor Hanson trying to rap. Kevin…K-fug…whatever your name is…just STOP. NOW. *shudders*
This is so bad it’s hilarious.
What a complete joke! What is happening to this world we live in?? Geezus… if he makes a freakin dime off that crap I will be so damned mad. My dog can rap better than that. Why oh why did she marry that loser?
That is the worst thing I ever heard!!!!! YUK!!! He is such a wanna B!!!
It’s so bad, he needs to be punished for it!
Ugh.
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That sucked. Somebody please cut my ear off with a rusty kitchen knife. That would be better than listening to that again
What can I say about it that hasn’t been said already by everyone above? Does he really, honestly believe someone will buy this crap? Yes, he’s motivated, to do something..
But he should never, NEVER be allowed to go into a booth again.. unless they start letting, like, Shaq record again too. hell, why not let Jesse McCartney start “freestyling” rap?
Kevin freeloaderline go back to what you do the best at being mr. brittney spears that is and a big sponger and freeloader you are so so confused when you thought you could rap sing or record this crap it gave me a migrane and I puked do yourself a favor and hang it up unless you enjoy making a fool of yourself
He’s got a fever -and the only cure is more cowbell.
This guy is a loser among losers. He’s leech and a no talent. What a waste of skin. Give it up Kevin before you humiliate yourself more.
This guy is a loser among losers. He’s a leech and a no talent. What a waste of skin. Give it up Kevin before you humiliate yourself more.
Umm yeah…………Kfed should make pornos with Britney like Paris………….I’m sure THAT would sell!
i’m not sure it gets much worse than that trash
K-fed should be shot and killed
jeez… sounde like a some brittany spears shit in the background. kinda a cross between that and the soundtrack of beverly hills cop. learn how to rap and get a life you have a child now. you gets no respect .
Where can i hear this song of kevins at!!!
HOW BOUT NO!!!! WHAT A JOKE!!!!
No, K Fed, I AIN’T ready. Thanks for the laugh though. I would really love a video. Just to see the look on his face while he’s “rapping”.
hayyy yall this is gonna BE THE HIP HOP SONG OF 2006!!!!!!!!!!!! RAISE YA HANDS TO ” DADDI FEDALINNNNNEEE” SEE HIS KIDS ARE GONNA BE RAISED ON WELFARE IN 2 MONTHS BRITTNEY ACTUally said she wanted to be supported by this wack rap game hahah thats just sad!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad he should stayed with his wanna be ex actress baby momma too
I think he has a nice voice….. But this kind of music is not for him. Or maybe he should try some different lyrics.
Look on the brightside, if you buy K-Fed’s CD it might include a copy of K-Fed & Britney’s homemade porno!
JEALOUS ANYONE? It doesn’t really matter what the kid sounds like. He’s the luckiest man alive and his music and image will sell. He’s not making records for you guys, he’s making them for Britney’s fans. Once he’s styled and his videos are edited by Britney’s people he’ll be huge with tweens. He’s selling videos on TRL, not live concerts. Ya’ll just wait and see, if he can move he’ll be most requested.
omfg what the hell kevin just leave the god damn lyrics to britt…you can’t do anything!!!!!
One word: WACK! Give the boy a dictionary, thesaurus (and an atlas if it would help)!! When’s the video coming out, cuz I sho’ wanna see it on BET!
Mark my words, if his garbage album gets released MTV is going to play the fuck out of his first video.
Life is terrible…
Well – at least we know who the grammy for best new artist is going to. “Let me be your slavvvvvve – Daddy.”
ewwww
yes its sucks, but will it sell? you know it will, people are sheeple. mark my words, it goes platnum in a month.
example a: ashley simpson
The words are so stupid?? I think he’s the one that’s not ready ….booooo
Wow, i wish i was rich and white, oh wait i am, hey why don’t i make a rap ablum?
Of all the men in the world that her ass and money could buy, Britney choose THIS speciman’s genetic material to reproduce. Why? Why? Why?
~rocking back and forth,curled up in the fetal position~
“Find a happy place, find a happy place…”
I am going to need therapy to help me forget that crap.
I’m speechless…that was just as bad as it comes I think. What made this “man” think he can actually rap??
THE BEAT IS HOT. HIM… NOT SO MUCH.
okay not to be mean because I honestly wanted to give it a fair shot but that was garbage! wtf was he thinking? I am almost…ALMOST speachless it was sooo UGH I am just shocked that somebody can be that wack. Don’t even compare him to vanilla ice because we all know once apon a time we all were thumpin his junk but nobody and I mean nobody not even K-fed’s wife, baby momma, and children will be playing this shit. EVER!!!
He has no clue because of his over-inflated ego how bad he really is…..and if it weren’e for his wife, he wouldn’t be getting even a quarter of the attention he’s getting now. Sad sad sad
“That was the suckiest suck that ever sucked”-Homer Simpson
YOu are SOOOOO right…we aren’t ready!
Eww, that f-in’ sucked. And did I hear a little Super Mario Bros beat in there?? I actually laughed out loud. Everything about that song blows.
WOW.
Most retarded fucking track ever. No doubt it’ll sell tho.
Pre-teens and faggots will lap it up.
http://s4.invisionfree.com/word
this dude is fucking retarded.
WOW…Didn’t think they’d allow crap like that over the net without a warning advisory
I hate it. Do you think your are cool rapper. All I know is that 2008 people just wana puke. I think we are glad that we arent in your pistion. That realy stinks
Man! It wasn’t that bad. And for the one who was doggin’ on Republicans, democrats are the most unsupportive group of America. They should be shipped somewhere, maybe they should join the cast of Lost on some unknown island. Everytime one gets a chance to speak out on National television, they say “Bush hates black people” and that’s when everyone is trying to focus on victims, not on Bush’s reaction, when it was the local government that didn’t strengthen the levees when they had raised all that money to do so. They spent it on other things. As far as Kenye West is concerned, he is a successful rich black male, so he has nothing to complain about. He never suffered from slavery. Ain’t nobody’s racist but him. And he can’t even carry a tune, with lyrics like “get down girl go on get down” he sounds lazy, and that don’t mean anything to anybody, I mean, what the hell is that?! You tell ‘em 50 Cent! I say, keep your crap to yourself, no one wants to hear what he has to say about Bush, no one cares. I have 2 cousin’s in Iraq, and they are doin a helluva job. Nobody can fathom what is going on over there, so it’s nobody’s place to say anything about it except for the troops themselves. To everyone that is unsupportive of our country’s duties, you are “An American Idiot” and that is not something to be proud of!
you guys all realize that we are all doing exaclty what he said in the verse
Dayum. I’d buy that just to see how ‘good’ the rest of his songs are XD ha, we should all buy the album and go to a kareoke bar. that’d be fucking hilarious!
OMG. That was embarrassing to listen to. I can’t believe he went on and filled a whole album with that shit! Ya know, Brit can’t sing but at least the studio can clean up the sound and make it bearable. “Daddy” K-Fed needs more help than the studio can give him…
I haven’t heard it yet, but from what u guys have said in your hilarious comments, it sounds AWFUL!!! When I heard he was gonna make a “rap” album, I freaked and shook my head violently in disgust. Before we know it, K-Fed and Paris Hilton will be doing a duet with Aaron Carter “rapping” the intro. That would be so frickin’ scary…
I defiantely hear the farts.
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Im not hating but still this is pathetic , all that shit he was talking was hillarious. Dunno what this little wannab rapper is even trying to be a rapper. The lyrics are just the worse ,i dont care if he was freestyling he sucks at that also or if it was his first time recording over the mic i dont care . All i know the people who gonna buy his album are middle school kids ,and well basically Britneys Spears audience buying his it also. I give him props for giving it a try but its not him and you wont sell 2 million record as it says in your lyrics. And i also see him trying to hook up with rappers like 50 cent or some others well knowns that already set their own ground in the hip hop community so he can get alot of peoples support but it aint gonna work. If they are people who is gonna kill hip hop/rap like when in the early 80s big sign “DISCO IS DEAD” his one of them that will start killing rap/hip-hop. Just stop trying to make a fool of yourself and stop bieng somebody your not even when u were a back up dancer back in the days u are still nothing
yikes.
Mandatory sterilization for Brit and K-Fed!!
hahahahhahhahhahhahha! that sucks!
You’ve got to be kidding!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PPL TALKING ABOUT? KEVIN IS DA SHIT! THIS IS SOME PHAT RAPPING AND DA BEAT IS OF DA HOOK! YOU PPL ARE JEALOUS THAT HE IS SO TALENTED AND IS PORKIN’ BRITNEY. Y’ALL WOULDN’T KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT HIT YA!!!
ok so its complete garbage, but it will probably go straight to number one for the novelty factor alone… =P
Here the lyrics I typed out to the song.
I should be sayin? keep my damn name out your mouth
But yall people keep increasin? my change (amount)
So
Go ahead and say what you wanna,
I?m gonna sell (gotcha milk fool gimmo mo gonna)
Uh
I know yall wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting these situations that you wish you was in?cousin
I?m not yo? uncle, not yo? brotha I?m daddy dude
Steppin in this game and yall aint got a clue
My prediction is that yall gonna hate
On the style we create in straight 2008
But I know that you really can?t wait
Cause people always askin me
?When?s the release date??
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin me
Gettin anxious, go take a peak
I?m starring in your magazine (I already) day of da week.
Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead,
Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead.
I swear I can picture him between lines wondering wtf to say next…he is clueless.
The whole “K-Fed” name thing is ridiculous…Kevin, you’re cool enough to pull that off. More like “K-Fres” Fresno boy. LOL
BOO!
I swear I can picture him between lines wondering wtf to say next…he is clueless.
The whole “K-Fed” name thing is ridiculous…Kevin, you’re not cool enough to pull that off. More like “K-Fres” Fresno boy. LOL
BOO!
I hate to see this up the charts and the video on TV. What is the world coming to?
Ok, this was utter crap. But I wouldn’t be surprised it becomes a hit. Anything sells. Talent is not required anymore. We have seen it before… Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and… this wannnabe rapper’s wife (I found hilarious the joke about her buying him 100, 000 copies so he could think somebody gives a shit).
PS. Anybody remembers William Hung singing “She Bangs” in American Idol? That was some HORRIBLE SHIT, and his album debuted in the Billboard 200 chart. Hmmm… like Mr. Garrison said in South Park: “There are no stupid questions, only stupid people”.
William Hung was better.
wow. what was so wrong with him just being a shitty dancer? why now the shitty rap career too?
lol @ all the comments, esp the fart track.
Let’s forgive him, maybe he just wants his kid to call him daddy since britney banged too many other guys and his wants to feel secure.
Suuuucks! Complete crap. Better find a more feasible career. Quick.
I hope this song/video(if there is one, oh god…) ends up in one of those “2006′s worst” recap shows on Music channels.
Then this song would have rightfully served its real purpose.
Uggh. I just listened to Kevin Lederhosen’s forthcoming song. The last time I felt like this I swallowed my own vomit. The rapping is cruddy as hell. This cretin makes Vanilla Lice look like a freakin’ rap genius. This is exactly the type of lame loser that should be sterilized and yet… there he is procreating his talentless balls off. Society will be paying for the welfare for his progeny for generations to come because I am certain that Britney will tear through her millions in no time at all. P.S. My friend’s fiance was on that ill-fated flight where everyone clamored for Britney to put her shoes back on her stinkin’ feet. She said the cabin of the plane was starting to smell like a mixture of toejam and cheezwhiz. I just swallowed some more chunks. Gotta go.
ouch… my ear hurts.
I am stoked I was able to find the mp3 through here, the production value is good and so are the beats from there is just goes downhill. No passion, or emotion in his voice, the producer can only do so much, he might also want to write the songs for him. Hopefully Kev can sell enough CDs to pay for postage.
Does anyone remember the South Park where Brit’s head sprang off and it was finally revealed for all to see she is a well manufactured pop-bot???
Ladies and Gentleman – may we now introduce….
K-Pez!!! The candy ass dispenser!!!
quick!!! plug up the leak!!
bad smell – bad smell!!!
sounds like he is trying to get a rap record out just because he is with britney.
his talent is definitely not rapping.
the beat aint too bad though.
-vic
Hey Vic, I think his talent is Crapping!
eminem wannabe!
PAHLEASE,,,,we have enough rap,,,,!!..
somebody sing a love song….Oh forgot….we have Clay for that….a real cutie pie….
we got enough white rappers out there we dont need a bunch of wannabes trying too hard to look like m&m. just cus he made it dont mean he will, rich people are ucking retarded
What’s up with the Blaccent?
um, not that i have anything against homosexuals of any type, but gay rap? um … yeah, i’d say “k-fed” fits right in with that category. the beat was ok at best. the lyrics, well, let’s just pass them on the pink rapper guy. ick. stick to being Brittany’s baby-daddy. don’t rap man. it just stinks.
WOW–that is really bad. A Vanilla Ice for 2005.
THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER IN THE HISTORY OF RAP….. i can see the lineage of greats from melle mell to krs to rakim up thru eminem… this guy is gonna blow up so big that we all will use pavorattis… this song reminds me of the first time i heard protect ya neck from wu… straight classic…..
Two words………….it sucks!
Supid me had to be curious and listen to it…
I threw up blood…
He needs to quit
“Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead”
Pretty poor taste for a guy who fathered 2 kids out of wedlock, then took up with a rich pop star when former g/f was preggers with the 2nd. Guess he wants to be famous as a breeder.
I guess this explains the recent cornrows. Frightening stuff. Please make it go away quickly.
can he really rap
can he really rap
1) Can we officially declare the First Initial, first syllable of last name nickname phenomenon dead now?
2) Don’t doubt that this will have success — people are really stupid.
3) Who else can’t wait to see “K-Fed” on “The Surreal Life?”
I think he sucks and cannt rap
Shouldn’t he be raising a fu#$ing kid instead of …whatever you call it that he is doing now!
Is this some type of torture music created by the CIA for when they capture Osama?
I can’t believe I shut off Tupac to listen to that crap!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s gotta be as bad as it gets – i hope.
There’s no way he can be better rapper than tupac