A customer caught it all on tape. Watch the video! Hilarious.






In her defense, she had acid reflux.

Comments (275)
  1. Kelly  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Ashley’s acid reflux Dr. should have warned her that the consumption of alcolhol only makes the reflux problem worse. Her next excuse will be that Canada’s high alcohol percentage ruined her voice, call up papa Joe and whine and cry to someone that cares!!!!!

  2. javier  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    why in the fu**** world u ppl mention britney here as a white trash etc etc, ashlee isnt like britney, britney is a diva, so plz dont compare brit (she may not sing, but trust me she is a show girl n she knows how to entertain ppl, n thats what an artist is for) with ashlee keep brit out of ur comments

  3. I think Ashlee really screwed up and never takes any responsibility for her actions.
    She may be an idiot – but is still really hot looking!!! She is the best looking singer out there. Hope she stay famous, so her pictures will be out there!

  4. Emma  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    She is so stupid, that just makes all Americans look bad in Canada, shame on her life.

  5. SexyBitch  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Ashlee will look beautiful, only if she gets a HUGE NOSE JOB, then she’ll look normal, like me.

  6. SexyBitch  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Ashlee will look beautiful, only if she gets a HUGE NOSE JOB, then she’ll look normal.
    I AM SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. JESSICA  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

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    THAT WHAT GOES ON IN ASHLEE BRAIN.

  8. JAYSON  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Just when I thought it was OK to like Ashlee again, she acts like a stupid spoiled whore! What a great career move! What’s next, a home porno or a season on “The Sureal Life”? Thank god that her parrents have Jessica to fall back on!

  9. iggy  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    whats funny is that i was at that mcdonalds 2 hours before.. what a small world. yes my favourite part would have to be when she says ‘bitch stop talking to me, i’m nice” HAHAHA. classic.

  10. I am so relieved to have someone like her representing my country, destroying the greedy arrogant American stereotype. Seriously, can you guys keep her?

  11. All complaints are to be directed to Max Rothstein, aka Sumner Redstone, CEO of Viacom, who owns MTV, who made her famous, i.e. shoved her down our throats until we couldn’t help but swallow.

  12. HAHA! That was awesome. What a dumbass. I saw that comment about her apologizing with a “me so sorry” face, kinda like the one she made on SNL, huh? Talk about trying to pour some sugar on the wound. WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!!!!

  13. f*** asslee  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    ashlee is a disgrace and a spoiled bitch. she should have been BEAT DOWN and arrested. i still can’t believe that someone actually wanted a picture with her. wow.

  14. PinkShirt  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    OMG!!!!!!
    OKAY….WHO HASN’T BEEN DRUNK AND CRAWLED INTO A MCDONALDS BEFORE???

    WHO FUCKING CARES!?!? IT’S HUMAN. EVERYONE’S DONE IT!!! (if you haven’t, you need to get out more!)

    If anything, this makes me like Ashlee more! It makes me feel less bad about the mistakes I’ve made seeing how even the world’s most famous, richest and beautiful people do things like this too!

    Those of you from Toronto, ya know Fran’s Restaurant on Church St.? I’ve totally barfed all over it on a drunken night…Embarrassing, yeah, but so what. I have high grades and im in University. It’s all about the balance!

    Leave Ashlee alone!

  15. LgtInf  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Nothing like a future VH1′s “Where Are the Drunk Morons Now?” episode.

  16. Hanna  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    I agree with the comment above, yes we all make mistakes, yes we’ve all been there. Yes, to err is human, however, it’s what we do afterwards that makes us a good person or not. Blamming anyone but yourself and refusing to take responsability for your actions is where Ashlee is at fault. That’s what she should be ashamed for. Just like the SNL fiasco. She needs to learn to say sorry. But hey she’s still a kid, maybe that will come later. Hopefully she learns from this.

  17. u kno, it’s quite disappointing that she did something like that, but it’s her life, not yours. or mine. and think about it, she’s only 21. most 21-year-olds do stupid things. she’ll prolly learn. and if not, oh well. it’s her business and if she wants to get drunk and go trash a mickey d’s, that’s her business.

  18. Emma  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Hey, Katie, tell me how Canada sucks. At least we have a leader that knows what he’s doing. I think it was going a little extreme that Ashlee’s more talentless than K-Fed. Have you heard HIS “song” yet?

  19. Jessica Simpson  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Hey, Not funny! My sister is pretty, talented, and beautiful.. oh, pretty and beautiful mean the same thing right? Well, anyways, she is all of those things and more. What more you ask???
    Ok, well, she can dance… she invented her own style , not immitating others, she jerks around with her butt crack hangin out… that is so cool. So, quit being mean to my sister or I will sign up for a second season of the newlyweds! Or better yet, I will start a new reality show called the simpsons… oh, it won’t be a cartoon either! So there!

  20. Brittanita Sanna Anna  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Oh my gosh! Do people have too much time on their hands or what? There are far more important things to be worrying about than Ashley Simpson’s drunken episodes at Mcdonalds.. for instance, Was it right for American to take all that land from Mexico in 1848?

  21. Nicole  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    Who the hell cares like no one has ever been drunk before and done something dumb. Everyone needs to get over themselves and worry about there own lives. Anyone who has all shit to say is just jealous of her and her lifestyle you all know you would take her talent, her money, and her looks if you could. I am sure that everyone can find something on them they would like to change so you all need to get real and stop hating on her. Or go get a drink because you have obviously not ever had a good drunken night where you did or said something stupid. BOTTOMS UP!!!!!!!!!!!! CHHERS AHSLEY!!

  22. i work there  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2005

    whatever its all good. i work there. no biggie. o shit a celebrity came in..:O drunk..and acted drunk.. you know.

  23. Cmon. Every Canadian knows Toronto shouldn’t count as Canada. Anyone whos ever met anyone from there knows what im talking about. Plus they all like Darcy Tucker. Probably Brett Hull too. Alaska for Southern Ontario straight across!

  24. dammit ashlee not only have you made a complete ass of yourself again, but you’ve also make a shitpoor impression on the Canadians…how do you think that makes the rest of us Americans look. You stupid talentless waste.

    (Canada…you sure you don’t want to keep her…?….please?…anyone…China? you want her?…come on ANYONE?)

  25. Kirst  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    get over it she’s human like the rest of us and you guys wouldn’t guve a shit if she wasn’t a celebrity

  26. jane  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    Do you know what fast food workers do to the food when people are obnoxious and rude to them? If I was wasted beyond belief in a McDonalds or any other greasy dive I would be saying please and thank you because I wouldn’t want any “special” sauce on my sandwich! Something to think about for all of those who say I’ve done that too who hasn’t! Maybe if you’re waking up sick the next day it’s not from the alcohol!

  27. j/m/w  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    wow, i like her hair colour…it really matches her brain.. :|

  28. KELLY  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    TO ME IT SHOWS THEIR IS SOMETHING BOTHERING HER,HER FATHER USES BOTH HIS GIRLS TO MAKE MONEY AND HE SUPPOSED TO BE A CHRISTIAN. THE WHOLE FAMLIY HAS SOLD THEIR SOULS.

  29. Katrina  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    Thats just hilarious. Thats all I have to say.

  30. Lora  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    Not that i have anything against blonds, but why are they always the ones to be drunk at mcdonalds and walk out with nothing but puke on their shoes. Only if she was at Montreal Mcdonalds, i would throw my apple juice at her.

  31. Lora  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    ALEXIS….. Stop wishing Ashley is gonna see what you write and call u up and ask to be her friend so you both can go trash a Mcdonalds like the cool people do.

  32. Nikki  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    Can you play the Ashlee Simpson video from McDonald’s on this site?

  33. Nicole K  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    That should help her career! Way to go!

  34. Denise  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    I would kiss that bitched foot either, so Fuck you too.

  35. Andy  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    Too bad Ashley didn’t get her meal afterall . .
    she could’ve Burger-sinc it, without actually eating it, in a vain attempt to revive her sinking “sinc’n” career!

  36. Cripeys  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    “(Canada…you sure you don’t want to keep her…?….please?…anyone…China? you want her?…come on ANYONE?)”

    Ha ha! Good stuff. Don’t worry Ashlee – life will evolve on another planet or maybe another country.

  37. julies  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    This just in: Ashlee and K-Fed doing a “retard-for-grabs” duet.

    classic

  38. jules  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    This just in: Ashlee and K-Fed doing a “retard-for-grabs” duet.

    classic

  39. zara  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2005

    I found this by just screwing around, and WOW!!! some people have WAY WAY too much time on there hands! WHO CARES! worry about your own lives!!!
    who cares about Simpson!

  40. emily  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    ashlee rules i dont know why they pick on her so much!!!! shes still the same fab singer i mean if i got drunk and did the same thing they wouldnt be as dicky and piss weak as this JUST COZ SHE HAD A FEw!!!! the press needs 2 go and stop stalking everyone heres a message 2 da press: STOP STALKING PEOPLE JUST COZ UR JELOUSE THAT U DIDNT MAKE IT AS A SINGER OR WATEVA!!!!!!!! so yeah whos wit me????? ashlee STILL rocks and no video iz gonna change that fact and plus thay deserve 2 kiss her feet shes sooo COOL!!!!!! i fully relate 2 her cyas em

  41. ashlee lova  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    get screwed all u dumb fucks that say ashlee sucks! us r weeners crall back up ur mothas cunts!!!!!!!

  42. brad pitt  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    jeez i never knew all you yanks and canadians were so beautifull for all of you to be able to all say she is ugly, you say she cant sing …like thats a new concept in mass manufactured singers, most of the others like her cant sing either, even funnier she seems to be probably making a lot of cash from “not being able to sing ” , for each of you that bag her theres another ten that love her … and drunk in mcdonalds ???? shock horror – thats a regular occurance in any mcdonalds around australia on any saturday night, personally, im not into her music but so what, i dont care if she gets pissed , i dont care if she can or cant sing . it’s sad that all of you have so little time to look after each other and so much time to criticise anyone who’s doing something you cant .
    all of you ….get a life , ignore celebrities and they will go away , you turned on their celebrity status by commenting on all this crap and you can just as quickly turn it off by simply ignoring them and their normal behaviour.

  43. lil lulu  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    “bitch stop talking to me i’m nice”? thats almost an oxymoron :D HAHAHAHA………….. she’s funny

  44. Kat Kat  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    Blamed it on the drummer???

    HAHAHA Good on ya mate, real mature

    Australian radio stations cant get enough of your new low!!

    WE LOVE YOU! HAHAHA You’ve made my afternoon drive home!

  45. Ashlee "Yoko" Simpson  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    I thought you had to either be good looking OR have talent to be in show biz, she is just an out of pitch, pimply nose on a boy’s body.
    I would buy a ticket to her show just to pelt her with Rolaids.

  46. Stuck InThe USA  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    I want to defect….help!

  47. Leslie**  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    i just love all the people who write long ass paragraphs about what a horrible person ashlee simspon is. and that all her fans are stupid for liking her. esp. when they add “she needs a nose job”.

    get over it. this makes me love her even more. she keeps it real.

    i cant sing. i get drunk and go to mcdonalds. i want to be her best friend. :)

  48. Ashlee  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    its not like no one else hasnt done it!!everyone gets drunk now and then and makes a fool of them selves!! but i still love her shes still my favorite!!!

  49. littlebutt  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    wow ppl on here are mean shes really not that bad theres enough hate in the world if you dont like it its really not all that cool to rant about it just hush up oh and for that one who said she prolly has nothing better to do than read these, yeah you might want to think about that for a minute.

  50. Erica  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    THE POINT IS SHE IS SUPPOSE TO BE A ROLE MODEL, WHAT KIND OF A ROLE MODEL IS SHE IF SHE IS TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THIS, YOU MAKE ALL AMERICANS LOOK IGNORNANT, THANKS FOR REPRESENTING OUR COUNTRY…WILL SOMEONE ELSE TAKE HER?

  51. You know what? Everyone is making a big deal about what happened just because its “ashlee”! I mean, it happends all the time.. mabey not identically to that scene but seriously, How many of you have acually gone to mcd’s wasted and acted stupid???

    She’s a regular teenager just like everyone else… shes not a saint. So get over it everyone!!!

  52. I lubs her  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    Oh she is so Ashlee! I just love her more, she is so her and not fake at all, she said so!

  53. Stuck InThe USA  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    I was totally serious….I really need help! I need to move out of this stupid country with it’s stupid leaders and sorry excuses for entertainment! SOS!!! Get me outta here!!!

  54. i think she is still hot and a great singer….. one mistake…oh well!!!!! Rock on Ashlee

  55. Lisa  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    I love Ashlee! and I think that it is soo funny about the whole Mcdonalds thing! (She’s ASHLEE SIMPSON! she can do whatevr she wants!!!)

  56. Lisa  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    I love Ashlee! and I think that it is soo funny about the whole McDonalds thing! (She’s ASHLEE SIMPSON! she can do whatever she wants!!!)

  57. i think it was a bad thing and it wasnt a big deal…..the albulm is awesome and so is the video

  58. to the person that said she is “representing our country”. i’m sorry but that is complete crap. who voted her “country representative”? cuz i demand a re-vote.

    she didn’t sign up to be a role model either. she is an ENTERTAINER. and if you choose to look up to someone you dont know one thing about. then maybe thats something you need to re-evaluate.

    just because she is a celebrity doesn’t mean she it better than anyone. and if you all are shocked that a 22 yr old acted like THAT then i would seriously LOVE to meet you.

    should we be disappointed that she said what she said? and did what she did? maybe. but people all over the world act like this everyday. it’s sad. but it’s human. and if you expect celebrity’s to act any different. than you seriously need a reality check!

  59. carol  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    There is nothing in Ashlee Simpson that should be admired. For you fans, GET A LIFE, find better things to spend your money on, like helping others! And for you people that hate her, stop wasting your time use it on better things like helping others!

  60. Raza Siddiqui  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    I was actually at the McDonalds on Bloor at the time! Wow, is she screwed up or what! She wanted the guy to kiss her feet for an autograph!

  61. Oh shit  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    I did the exact same thing in an American Mc Donalds…………..Where’s my publicity?????

  62. flodence  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    hilarious – me and my friends drunk many times at Collins St Melbourne Maccas, shes on the Party programme!

  63. raya  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    while i dont think its a big deal being drunk at maccas i do think its a big deal that she acted like a complete biatch. anyone who asks someone to ‘kiss their feet’ should be punched in the face- HARD.
    so disrespectful- what an absolute dickhead. blaming it on something other than her own stupidity is also low.
    shes not a teenager, shes 21- time to fkin grow up princess
    btw so hilarious about the ‘secret sauce’ v true as well!

  64. Jizz REflux  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    Pelt the cunt with Rolaids and Tums.

  65. karen  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    Ewww. Ashlee simpson is trash- nasty!!! I have been there drunk after a night with the girls..but I can safetly say I would never climb on countertops, demand to see managers or tell a fan to kiss my feet. How can some of you say this is great? She degraded the staff and her fan and she’s a gross example of a human being. I’m sure the Smpson family will cover this up fast..as they did SNL and when dear ashlee literally got BOOED OUT at the halftime show at the superbowl. never really heard aboout that..they do well covering things up, Ill give them that.

  66. lucness  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    hahaha thats hilarious she seriously does know how to screw up in public and blames it on her drummer thats a classic i feel sorry for her cos shes so retarded so is the rest of her family i mean jessica simpson is just as bad i mean is it just me or is jessica simpson and ashlee simpson really ugly i mean its just make-up that makes them look half decent and they both have those fat nose i mean they are like millionaires cant they at least afford a nose job oh yeah and im an aussie and nobody really thinks americans are like all dumb and all i just dont get why everyone thinks we have like kangaroos and shit hopping round our streets i mean wtf i have never even seen a kangaroo oh yeah flodence i live in melbourne to ur right staff at collind st maccas are real vulnrable any way ashlee simpson is a un talented waste of space and she should stop thinking shes all that when she really is a fucked up hoe

  67. James Blond  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    I smell a George Michael-inspired upcoming music video with actual footage, in a song against the trappings of fame and being criticized for it in the vein of Britney Spears (the resemblance to Britney is there with the blond hair) and Eminem (also a strking resemblance)…watch this space…

  68. The poor girls career is gone all she has left is getting drunk and hanging out at mcdonalds causing a scene, sad really…

  69. Sure everyone gets drunk and goes to mcdonalds, but most of us down crawl on the counter, or call the employees names ( i worked in fast food, thats not a good plan) and the worst part was she tried to make a fan kiss her feet, come on now why is she still famous??? Shes a nut case that cant sing\

    p.s. punk is dead

  70. foooewww  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    Ashlees a mad bitch,
    thats the best thing i’ve ever seen what afrikken champ ahhahaa

  71. foooewww  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    FUCK OFF EVERYONE RIPPING ON ASHLEE ATLEAST SHE AHS FUKEN MONEY ALL U PORE BITCHES U’S ARE SO JELOUS GET FUCKED!

  72. foooewww  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    FUCK OFF EVERYONE RIPPING ON ASHLEE ATLEAST SHE HAS FUKEN MONEY ALL U PORE BITCHES U’S ARE SO JELOUS GET FUCKED!

  73. CheddarWhale  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    Ashlee Simpson is a whore. No, that’s childish… Ashlee Simpson is a no-talent ass clown.

  74. brittni  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    what a fucktard.

  75. who wants to kiss her nasty ass fungus filled feet.

    gross.

    shes nasty.

  76. Everybody has to stop being haters. Some think she is hot, and others do not. Some love her singing and others hate it….etc. At the end of the day she is making her millions more than anyone here is going to see in their lifetime. So what, if chooses to relieve her stress by getting drunk. It’s not like all of you out there are such saints. Oh by the way, none of really know her personally – so stop the madness, FOOLS.

  77. sheila  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    hmm.. i heard about this on the radio and decided to check up on it today, cos im so dayum bored!
    but seriously, if she’s a star she needs to act responsibly in public cos she’s a role model for a lot of people out there, n if they see her acting like an idiot, theyll think its “cool”, when it can get a lot of people in trouble.
    i feel sorry for her.. almost… *emphasis on the “almost*

  78. Alexis  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    In her defense,Canadian beer is by far stronger compared to that of the states.She’s a dumb whore;her true colors really did shine through that night.Thinking she’s all high and mighty because of her status.And the people saying “stop it you’re all haters” ROFL at you.You should be ashamed.How old are you 12-13?She has no talent,she’s only in the industry because of her sister,she is rather unattractive,her voice is shit,and her dad wants a piece.(ahem,pedo)

    The fact that she said “everything is going wrong UP here” really rubbed me the wrong way.Canada doesn’t want her ass so she can fly it back DOWN there.Mcdonalds must’ve been her last meal before she went on her starving strike just to measure up against hilary duff,lindsay lohan etc.Seems to be the trend,no?

    Conclusion:I laugh at her misfortune and will continue to do so until she becomes a one hit wonder along with sis.

    ROFL

  79. Beagle Simpson  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    Ashlee laughs at the retarded fans that spend their money on her lame ass records and concerts. She and all her fans should be rounded up and pissed on by R Kelly.

  80. THX GUYS……(AMERICANS) WE WOULD LOVE TO KEEP HER CAUSE SHE ROCKS!!!!!! SHES JUST HAVING FUN SO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! lOVE U ASHLEE

    PS CANADA ROXS AND U KNOW IT SO SHUT UP AMERICANS

  81. CANADIANS KICK ASS!!!!!!! ASHLEE U ROCK!!

  82. CANADIANS KICK ASS!!!!!!! ASHLEE U ROCK!! I BET ANYONE 5 MILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS SHE ROCKS!!!!

  83. I love mcdonalds
    would u like fries with that??????
    canada so does rock so shut up you stupid americans ass fuck!!!!!!

  84. I AM CANADIAN!!!  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    WOOOOO! CANADA KICKS ASS!
    Ashlee Simpson has a huuuuuuuuge nose and an ugly butt chin. She had Nick Lachey’s nose!! she can’t sing, and has a drinking problem cuz her daddy touches her, and its true she probably thought she was drinking watery american beer. Americans, welcome to Canada where we have REAL BEER!!!

  85. I AM CANADIAN  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    EVERYONE GETS DRUNK, BUT NOT EVERYONE GETS CAUGHT AND DISPLAYED ON TV. NO ONES HATING ON HER, SHE’LL JUST HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR THIS ANYWAY. THE SITUATION IS BENEFITTING HER CUZ ITS GIVING HER THE ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY SHE CRAVES

    SHE’S ALRIGHT, IF SHE HAS A GOOD SONG i’LL LISTEN TO IT, WOULDN’T BUY THE CD, BUT I’D DOWNLOAD THE SONG ONTO MY MP3 PLAYA……

  86. Nicole  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2005

    She and her sister need to hang it up. Or get together and be the next Banger Sisters. Idiots

  87. WHAT A DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. Ur all dumb bitches and I don’t know why all of you are ragging on her nose, ALL white people have big NOSES and flat butts and flat chests… Ya all stink and are ugly thats why you guys get all that plastic surgery. Stink ass bitch american whores….get a life!!! YUCKKKKK U FUCKKKKS.

  89. Bob Bobblah  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2005

    I think we broke her. Next step Suicide.

  90. thewaymouth  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2005

    A funny thing happened on the way to the inquisition: The Church of the SubGenius digest, The Stark Fist Of Removal, reports that their Reverend Doctor “Blowhole,” AKA thewaymouth, an unabashed Ashlee Simpson fan, when asked to comment at first just shook his head. But then he removed the bottle from his lips only to replace it with his foot. It was hard at the time to deal with what his Blowholeship started going on about, while he drunkenly stumbled about the McDonalds dining room, with one shoe on and the other off, as he rambled on his removed dirty boot. Let us bear witness now to the videotape transcript testimonial:

    “Oh, how thewaymouth aches. I most madly and gladly would have kissed to anoint and cool my drunken pop queen’s hot foot. But then the king of fool’s crown I’d wear it proudly…

    “These boots by the way, taste great. Oh friends, humility tastes better than being conceited and not having a well-rounded personality. Lick a boot, man. You’ll find by golly it’ll make a difference in your life. I know it did in mine… You’ll find a different color underneath. The polish of life comes off, the taste remains the same, but the tongue of the shoe can never be told a lie…

    “And turn on any rock ‘n’ roll radio station in any city and listen closely, dear friends. The language in the song lyrics combines the slang of prostitutes and drug addicts… Hey, Ashlee, how I long to put your foot up in my mouth. You know I won’t spit you out for I do have your back…

    “Ashes to ashlee, dust to stardust, this megatop phoenix gonna rise above, she must… Little sister, you’ll outrun both the sun and the son as you a hell of a lot more than outdo what your big sister done… Keep on rockin’ in the freebird world…

    “Dear friends, won’t you help Ashlee sing her songs of freedom, by totally requesting ‘Boyfriend’ today and everyday. ‘Whoa whoa…’

    “Peace, Love & Anarchy to all who walk with fire up in Canabliss, and Power to the people down on Dupeya’s Farm. And to the rioters across the pond burning Paris, Praise Bob.”

    Then with that thewaymouth bet the store manager 5 million dollars that he’d show him the way home.

  91. Kat Kat  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2005

    At least Britney made it on her own and her breast jiggles *lol*

    I guess nowadayds its who you know in showbiz

  92. patty  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2005

    SHE ALWAYS COMES UP WITH SUM STUPID SHIT AND ALWAYS GETS CUAGHT ON CAMERA!!

  93. Who cares, shes young, people do stupid stuff like that all the time, just because shes famous people have to make a big deal. It’s like people have to criticize a star just to confirm to themselves that stars arent perfect, so they can make themselves feel better.

  94. y is everyone making fun of are countries????????? Canada and America are almost the same so can eveyone be nice to each other and be great neighbours!!!!!! plz and thx!!!!love u

  95. Kat Kat  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    “making fun of are countries?????????”
    are countries? You’re so cute hehehe
    *sigh* …Canadians

    Just jokes! HAHAHA

  96. Beagle nose  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    Ashlee demands that her fans kiss her feet, and the dumbasses would.

  97. Hey Mod t  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    “All white people have big noses” are you kidding? Blacks have those giant flat noses like apes, not to mention the woman have huge guts.

    Q: Why do blacks have huge nostrils?

    A: God had to hold them somewhere when he spray painted them.

    No be hatins on ebonics dey be keepin it weel.

  98. Hey Mod  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    “All white people have big noses” are you kidding? Blacks have those giant flat noses like apes, not to mention the woman have huge guts.

    Q: Why do blacks have huge nostrils?

    A: God had to hold them somewhere when he spray painted them.

    No be hatins on ebonics dey be keepin it weel.

  99. Ryan  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    I’m American and I hate Canada! But I hate Ashley even more!

  100. Rich  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    It’s funny, but the whole reason that people like Ashlee Simpson believe she is entitled to have people grovel before her is that the West is full of celebrity worshipping dumb fucks who spend their time worrying about what people like her are eating and who they are screwing.

    Stop watching ET and Access Hollywood and buying those ghey ass newspapers that go on and on about what these people are doing. Get on with your own fucking life and their undeserved stardom and prestige will disappear very quickly.

    You have only yourselves to blame!

    R

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