Golden Fiddle says Russel Crowe has renamed his band, Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts, “The Ordinary Fear of God” after seeing a girl with a cleft palette. Actually, it was because he wouldn’t have to replace the tour jackets: TOFOG is TOFOG no matter how you sell it. I guess he can afford a new URL, though he might as well have gone the way of AARP, KFC, and NARAL, declaring that the acronym means nothing at all.

Put your suggestions in the comments. Thespian, Overtly Feeble Old Goofball?

Comments (7)
  1. Terribly Off-Key Fight-Picking Overblown Gladiator

  2. Tense Old Fool. Oh God.

  3. That Other F***ing Ornery Git.

  4. catherine  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2005

    hey scott, heard the franz ferdinand cover of what you waiting for?

    http://franzferdinand.org/news/index.htm#06dec_livelounge

  5. Here’s a site that actually has information about the story (as opposed to the site linked above, which just links to a story)

    http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/crowe%20saves%20money%20with%20new%20band%20name

    (Threw One Fone – oops, G.)

  6. The Ornery Freak Of Gladiator

  7. Totally Old Fucking Obnoxious Goon.

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