No question Madonna’s been acting pretty nutty since she discovered Kabbalah. But now she’s dragging Brit down with her, and that is when Stereogum starts to pay attention.
According to … er, Cult News … Madonna’s Kabbalah Centre has its own water “charged with positive energy, so that it has healing powers.” It’s hyped as “dynamic ‘living’ water” with “a highly organized structure, crystalline formations and a fractal design.”
Now The Sun has caught Brit sneaking out of a Kabbalah class in Beverly Hills, DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WATER!
A bottle of evil TOXIC Kabbalah water no doubt!
I bet she chases it with the can of Red Bull she keeps in her ginormous hat.
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all those tanning booth visits have really started to take effect. she has turkey neck and she’s not a girl, yet not yet a woman!
all water has a highly organized structure and crystalline formations… when it’s ICE!
I wonder if they have eunichs cause, well… that’s what I look for in a cult.
that hat is horrible. it makes people look like they have a bag pipe on their head. and what’s worse it that some ugly people’s only saving grace are their eyes and yet they cover them up with an equally ugly hat.
I especially like the large crucifix hanging from her neck. Has anyone told her Kabbalah is JEWISH?
Awwww…..while you were at it, you should have hotlinked to the band, The Cult! Much better music than the britbot.
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Don’t you mean VAGINORMOUS hat?
That thing looks like the entrails of an Essene.
that gothamist creature is touchy.
can you please put a little popup titlie thing on those damn albums so we dont have to be dragged to amazon.com-e spend all your money here.
OK Marji — ALT TAGS comin’ up.
hah. what next? spiritual dalliances as trendy pop star accessory. duh, what’s with the crucifix?! total fucking idiot.
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