Nurse your hangover with the latest K-Fed download.
Last time Stereogum premiered Britney’s babydaddy’s rap, our hosting company billed us an extra $485 for “exceeding our bandwidth.” So this time you get a YouSendIt link.
Kevin Federline – “PopoZão” (MP3) [click on link]
We were surprised to learn “popozao” is not FederEnglish for paparazzi. According to the Internet, “popoZão” is Portuguese slang for “luscious ass.”
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god damn this song is hot
Kick it one time, booooooooyyyyyy.
Ugh. I can’t believe I just listened to that entire song.
Obviously, this is bad… but is it really that much worse than other bad pop-rap out there? I’d prefer listening to this than My Humps for the 123450948th time.
Whatever happened with that pop record Paris Hilton was supposed to recording? That should eventually make for some good mock-fodder.
wow that sucked
does anyone know of a sweet indie forum?
thanks/
The beat is actually not half bad…vocals are..well…you know.
I’m not just saying this because I loathe K-Fed, but this is by FAR the worst song of the year, hands down.
What the fuck is popozao!? This crap is ridiculous.
i´m from brazil , and here popozão is a baile funk therm for big ass , or something like that. is kever federline a favelado ?
Ohmigod. What a strange cultural artifact. Who produced this thing? The track is, um, craptacular. Wow. I’m kind of speechless.
Please tell me there is going to be a video.
is kever federline a favelado ?
He’s a douche-a-baggo.
My wife is Brasilian and she thought it was pure shit. His song should be called “Sou Bichinha”.. Im a little fag!
ow. that shreaking at the beginning made my ears hurt. sucked.
kevin federline straight outta Fresno woop woop
God he is so white-trash it’s not even funny anymore.
eh?
http://www.discod.com Disco D produced that track and he’s the one into Baile Funk. This song makes me feel weird…
i lasted about 3 seconds after he opened his mouth. i’d like to hope that this song will never make it to radio even with payola…
Popozão? Did he forget the name for Paparazzi AGAIN?
yuck.
I hope I never have to be subjected to that aural holocaust ever again.
listening to this song just made my ears bleed. worst song ever.
I would like to know who has taught this ridiculous brazilian slang to him. I’m from Brazil and absolutely despise this baile funk or funk carioca shit.
*shudder there…are…just…no…words
I’m not disappointed in the crap factor of this, and it’ll no doubt be retired on trl
I spend new year hearing this shit in Copacabana and i have to say when you are drunk you can dance to anything!
K Fed is a favelado wanabe!
Kitty, City, Tittie — what a genius rhymer/f’stick.
i couldn’t listen to the whole thing, i think the devil was trying to speak to me.
what is even scarier than that is i’m sure popozao is going to be the new slang word hittin the streets.
i have an ex-boyfriend in l.a. who is still trying to make it in the rap scene and back when brian austin green of 90210 fame had his rap cd out, my boyfriend had a copy and gave me one. yeah i was only 16 and i even knew it was pathetic. i imagine he’ll be all over this mess too.
i also told my husband if he likes any federline stuff i’ll divorce him immediately. now i don’t have to worry since i heard the song.
This is the worst shit ever!!! Does he think that just because he is married to Briteny he can sing too??? Im not trying to say that she is anything special eigther but oh my GOD he sucks!!!I’m sorry but that is not music.Not even anywhere close to it.
Popozão is such an old slang here in Brazil…
He is a little late!
This is bad!
That guy just ruin it the role baile funk experience for the rest of the world!
I wish this song was only 52 seconds long.
It’s hard to believe but that shit is growing on me. Please send the exorcist.
The laughing at the beginning is SO creepy. I hate rap (aside from Kanye West) and don’t know that much about it, but I KNOW that that was HORRIBLE! I feel kinda slimy after listening to that S**t. Ick
“I hate rap (aside from Kayne West).” Thanks, I will be using that quote in my “Kayne sucks and is for people who know nothing about rap” argument. Also, if you want a straight mp3 version, check here:
http://badmintonstamps.com/zarchive0601.html#274
And if our hosting company starts any shit I’m just gonna play them PopoZao until they beg for mercy.
I am portuguese and popozao means Huge ass!!
That guy suks!
worthless trash…i feel like a lesser human being after hearing it. aside from that, its not half bad.
This is like Kayne West… with down syndrome.
that lasted way too long…
That was really po-po-poor.
lol, great comments, i had so much more fun reading comments than listening to this trash.. i love that this idiot isn’t pulling one over on the average citizen, i dont think i could handle having to deal with him for very long!
WORST SONG EVER!!!!..Heres a tip for kevin-stick to what you know best-BEING BRITNEYS BITCH hahahaha………..:p
“I wanna see some popozao!!!”
OK WTF SOMEBODY SHOOT ME, I JUST LISTENED TO THE WHOOOOOLE SONG. OMG IT HURTS.
“Ay man, i may be white, but i’m no gringo man. BRAZIL FOEVA ESSE!!!!” I didn’t know rednecks like him could dance back-up, rhyme words, AND speak Brazilian slang! Man, he’s just a modern renaissance man isn’t he. Watch out world, K-Fed is coming. :-O
he sounds like the lemur king from madagascar. only he sucks.
i cant really tell if i like this or not. i love britney but im not sure about this one. maybe its just kevins badluck first song type of deal. i really hope so. the beginning of the song sounds like it could have been a beat from a song britney would do. i didnt like the clicks and woop sounds eitgher, thought i was in the jungle.
whys he singing about brazillian ass anyway?
the song just sounds amaturish, i hope they read this they should listen to me. needs to be more…. dark sounding i think or w/e
Well, thank you, StereoGum, for posting this mp3 link.. I was just about willing to drop $1.99 to satisfy my curiosity about this song, but you have saved me from the horrible realization that this would have been THE worst waste of two bucks it would have been my misfortune to experience. A bad cup of coffee would have left a better taste in my mouth than this song! Ugh!!
i’m saving this and playing it at one of my kid’s wedding receptions in about ten years…
My dog heard the beginning of the song and then backed away from the speakers. Even she did not like it. This, coming from an animal that will eat feces if given the chance.
there is sh*t…and then there is this…
WTF was someone thinking when they actually let him record this? it didn’t help my hangover at all…it made it worse.
That was the biggest joke of 2006. What a way to start off the year!
I think this song is a real dacing song so thats cool i like it..for his 1st song
What else is there to say really…it’s the worst shit ever….Even william hung’s songs are sounding like mozart to me…
What do you mean? Did you intend to compose a carioca funk music? Mixing Portuguese with English was terribly awful and this song is really a shit!
Britney is still laughing.
“My dog heard the beginning of the song and then backed away from the speakers. Even she did not like it. This, coming from an animal that will eat feces if given the chance.”
I’ll bet Baby Spears is just as frightened of the song as your pet. What a shame.
I thought I’d get a good laugh from listening to that, but now I’m just bitter that I spent three minutes on it. That was an atrocity. Federline makes Right Said Fred look like The Beatles.
I liked it….
Freaky! Just freaky! Gives me the creeps. I couldn’t even get through the whole song..
Just more proof that the only good white rappers are Insane Clown Posse…
Whats the bet in a few years time his son is gonna get the shit kicked outta him from other kids because of that shit song(poor fella).
I DONT KNOW WHAT ALL YALL BITCH ASSES IS TALKIN BOUT!!!THAT SHIT BE BANGIN!!!POPOZAO IS THA BOMB YO!!!!K-FED IS JUST KEEPIN IT REAL YO,YALL JUST HATIN!!!!DONT FAKE THA FUNK!!! POPOZAO FO EVA
Po Po Zao Rangers!
Dude, this is the absolute worst piece of shit I have ever heard in my life. Eww, the song sounds so disgusting thanks to Kevin’s disturbing voice even porn stars wouldn’t want this played in their video! Britney obviously decided not to spoil Kevin further with somebody who can make top-charting hits.
wen i first hed tha song, i onli herd tha chorus and it waz realli wiked buh the way he mixed portuguese and english sucked…then i herd the rest of tha song and i thought it waz ooooookkk..then tha more i kept lisenin to tha song, tha more i hated it..k-fed realli screwed up widdis rap idea
wen i first hed tha song, i onli herd tha chorus and it waz realli wiked buh the way he mixed portuguese and english sucked…then i herd the rest of tha song and i thought it waz ooooookkk..then tha more i kept lisenin to tha song, tha more i hated it..k-fed realli screwed up widdis ‘rap’ idea
Saying Popozão is sooooo 5 years ago, I just feel embarassed for him
It’s much worse than 90% of all favela funk songs I’ve heard. And they are ALREADY below shit-quality. This “music” scene was amusing at best 5 years ago; now it’s just ridiculous.
Can I just say that this song is now on my iPod. Yes, I know it’s bad. Yes, I know he sucks, but that makes it just that much more awesome. Am I buying the album when it “drops”, you know it. I’m sorry, but somethings are so bad that you just have to love it.
i think its got a catchy tune the wrds r a bit pointless but they have some beat, there was something i liked about tho……….. popozao :) lol
i actually have listened to it GAGAIN ITS WIKID LOL :)
i actually have listened to it AGAIN ITS WIKID LOL :)
….mama, is that you? I think I blacked out…
This cracker mf’er has a hard time with English, LET ALONE Portuguese…
Now that’s talent! Y’all Ain’t Ready for K-Fed!
Poo Poo Zao.
This shit stinks even worse than Britney’s feet.
Why God?? WHY??
“Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough
Cuz a cat is coming straight outta the know”
Um, so that must mean ‘Girl, you don’t have to worry all of the dough cause this check is coming straight out of your account’. The tune does have potential, but the noises just sound too random. And excuse me, ONE VERSE?!?! So we have an incomplete song with horrible lyrics, beats that are a complete random mess, and Kevin’s not-so-pleasing-to-the-ear voice to top it off.
Something tells me that people will still be dumb enough to support this POS.
WELL I LIKE IT!!! ITS CATCHY!!!
if you didnt know kfed sang this, you would like it too.
ITS AWESOME!!
WHY GOD WHY? WHAT DID I DO? HOW WAS THIS PIECE OF SHIT RECORDED? O GOD, I HOPE HE KILLS HIMSELF AFTER THIS OR IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL MYSELF. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY BUT IT HONESTLY BROKE MY EARDRUMS…
One will gain new appreciation for the musical talents of Britney Spears after listening to “PopoZão,” the debut single from her husband, would-be emcee Kevin Federline. The frenetic dance track (its title refers to a bootylicious posterior) taps into the favela funk sound popular in Rio de Janeiro and features production by Disco D, who keeps things popping with breakneck beats.
But when Federline takes the mic, his raunchy, repetitive raps (“Bring that Brazil booty on the floor”) will quickly have you K-fed up. His annoying, rapid-fire rhymes suggest that he should stick to being a stay-at-home dad and let Spears bring home the bacon.
Don’t waste three minutes of your life with this song. Just think of all the things you could do instead, take out the trash, maybe watch some t.v., or take a crap. All of these things would be better. Mr. Spears is a hill-billy white trash wannabe. He even gives them a bad name!!!
KEVIN: SHOTGUN MOUTHWASH PLZ.
omg…i just played the song here at work and i played it with very minimal volume, and my co workers from the other cubicle (across the room) were like…”do you hear that noise?”, ” do you know where it’s coming from?”, “it’s like this noise from the horror movies.”….and i told them it’s kevin federline’s new song…and my boss told me, play that one more time and you will get your ass fired…….LOL
this song sucks. He needs to learn to say “Do you want fries with that?” Whoe ever told this man he could rap LIED… I think Vanilla Ice can do better than K Fed.
Sounds like Violent J from ICP and Vanilla Ice had a baby.
This fool is gonna make his money out of our curosity alone….good for a laugh that’s it! PO PO PO PO POPOZAO POPOZAO yeah… ROTFLMAO
He only spits a pathetic rhyme for like 10 seconds in the beginning, then repeats the chorus over, and over, and over and over for what feels like an eternity. No doubt that the chorus was probably shit out by some brazilian intern that was high on weed in about 4 minutes anyway. Seriously why does this idiot even try, you have just pulled of the sweetest scam of all time. You suckered a hot, insanly rich, dumb as a rock girl to marry you then she had your baby. Your set for life even after the inevitable divorce. Quit while ur ahead.
WOW! I can’t believe I live in a country where idiots actually value SHIT as something worth spending time on…People need to open up their eyes and realized K-FED or whatever the fuck this ASSHOLE is calling himself and his slut of a wife, that he’s not even worth wiping someone’s ass with!!!
if this song werent sung by kfed i bet u would like it… dont judge a book by its cover…
I heard this song on Adam Corollas radio show in LA and the brief 10 seconds they played, IT SUCKED SO MUCH ASS, IM STARTING TO LIKE BRITNEY AGAIN……SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BRITS BIATCHH TO NOT QUIT HIS DAY JOB, HE ALREADY HAS IT MADE, he chills and britney spoils his redneck pachy beard havin ass
tyhe comments are the best part…ROTFLMFAO
How could anyone ever publish such a thing. I’m Brazilian and listening to this bad ass pronunciation of “Popozao” makes me wanna shoot whoever published this album. If you are going to spend the time and money you might as well make sure you are pronouncing any foreign words the right way.
To be honest, I didn’t think he would actually go through with putting out a cd. I mean, if you Google him or any of his “music”, you get nothing but trash talking unless its one of those sites for tweenyboppers who are Britney’s fans and who will no doubt buy this mess. Can’t wait until Eminem chimes in on “K-Fed”
I wish he was dead.
ok i agree I HATE KEVIN.
THE WORDS SUCK. HIS VOICE SUCKS.
but the song is CATCHY!
we ALL hate Kfed. But dont take it out on the song. i personally hope he rots in his misery, but the song can stay with me.
WOW!!!!
I am SO MAD at myself that I wasted almost 3 minutes of my life listening to that shit!!! You know Brit is gonna be in the video and they are going to hype it up on MTV, and because of that little teenagers across the country are gonna love it. That is just sad though!! He should go back to just trying to spend all her money in record time!!
Oh God.
ew.
im brazilan and this is just….ugh.
hes not even prnouncing the frikin WORD right!! “PopoZão” – has an accent over it for a reason.
the laughing and shrieking at the beginning? umm….no.
is this really any different from all the rest of the crappy rap around? Is he trying to say “chão”? I cant even understand whats hes saying.
If youre going to use a word from a different language in a song – at LEAST learn how to pronounce it!
He sounds like that monkey..um…from Aladdin at the beginning of the song. Abu! thats it haha. he sounds like Abu. A scared Abu. hahahahha
Wow, this blows even more than I thought it would. This asshole actually thinks he can make it? Come on, this is the worst shit I ever heard. Go back to playing golf and shopping with wifey’s money you pathetic wannabe jerk-off!