Nurse your hangover with the latest K-Fed download.
Last time Stereogum premiered Britney’s babydaddy’s rap, our hosting company billed us an extra $485 for “exceeding our bandwidth.” So this time you get a YouSendIt link.
Kevin Federline – “PopoZão” (MP3) [click on link]
We were surprised to learn “popozao” is not FederEnglish for paparazzi. According to the Internet, “popoZão” is Portuguese slang for “luscious ass.”
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OH MY GOODNESS! I AM ACTUALLY AMAZED AT HOW SHITTY THIS REALLY IS…I HEARD ALL THE HYPE….THAT THIS SONG SUCKED..BUT WOW…NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS… I ONLY HEARD 35 SEC OF IT AND THAT WAS FAR TOO LONG.. I WOULD RATHER BE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH VANILLA ICE, RIGHT SAID FRED, MILLI VINNILI, COLOR ME BADD, AND MC HAMMER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN BE SUBJECTED TO ANOTHER 35 SECONDS OF THIS INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE HUNK OF CRAP…NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME,I HAVE TO GO THROW UP! PLEASE SOMEONE, HAVE MERCY ON OUR EARS AND BAN KEVIN FEDERLINE FROM EVER MAKING MUSIC AGAIN…”OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS”
I told you not to put things on YouSendIt…now I will have to beg someone to give me another link to that crappy song…
Its unfortunate that I haven’t heard a single original and intelligent critique of this track. Let me break the group think by saying that this track is actually far better than what I would ever have expected Kevin Federline to produce. There is no question the rhymes are poor at best, but the production is unique and the Brazilian influence brings a nice little twist to the typical mass market BS that we are subjected to every day. Its unfortunate that KFed has little to no opportunity for people to take him seriously. I think this song is a bit of fresh air and I commend Kevin for working with a producer willing to step out of the standard rap template and create something unique.
someone should get that punk, drag him to the street and use a bazooka to blow him apart
really
but really, like, tomorrow or something
I can not beleive what I just heard. I knew Britney was stupid for marrying him and I knew the first time I saw a pic of K-Fed he was a player out for some A$$. Dude needs to stick to what he knows…. being a retard. I can’t beleive anyone had the gual to sign him and produce that stupis a$$ track. It is right up ther with Barbi Girl form Aqua.
On another note, Could you sound more retarded useing terms in a song even when it is not your own language. You mark my word, this song will be so hot, that it will top the charts…. Music as we know it is going to die! Anyone got any clorox, because his gene pool needs some cleansing! His children will be scarred for life. >-[
Popozao! Now buy my shirts!
http://www.cafepress.com\kfed
why is the guy talklin about brazilian ass anyway?since we are all so united against this crappy piece of shit wich my ears arent wet recoverd let all go to malibu and stop this guy. I´m mean the world might end with such a piece of crap like this. He sucks as much as my 93 year-old grandma singing rap
The popozao is ABSOLUTE Crapola. It is horrible babble over britney’s beats. Kevin gotta lay off the rhyme and never give him a mic AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
I’m speechless, no I’m deaf – no I’m deaf and speechless – F’ this I’m callin Disco D – dick – whatever and makin a demo its called CuchiFritto….stay tuned.
“he sounds like the lemur king from madagascar. only he sucks.” Posted by: kelsey
LMAO! You are so right.
The loop is simple and irritating, not to mention the terrible choice in instruments. It’s like something an amateur made on one of those flash things. Yeah, it’s unique, but unique doesn’t equal good! The summation of all the components in this song just equal one thing – crap.
I think the Brazilians are playing a joke on the USA. They had to find a dumbass like Kevin Federline to think that Popozão was a cool word than give him the worst rendition of baile funk and since Americans are so curious, they will listen to this crap and probably buy it. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is laughing at us, especiallly Brazil. We deserve it, too, for being so dumb.
Stop using the terms “Fag” and “gay” to insult people. It’s fucking rude and so ignorant to those of us that are gay.
FUCK OFF, Breeders.
Junk. Riding on wifey’s coattails, we’ll see how long that lasts. And he doesn’t even have the Portugese right. He’s singing about a huge butt.
isn’t baby got back enough as it is of a one hit wonder? u think he can make millions off this one song?
This song is pretty much Miss Piggy doing karate, meets Tom Green with lyrics as bad as that other crap sensation, “We like to Party.”
Ok, when I first read the title for the album, I had to do a little research to make sure my eyes were not tricking me. I don’t know if I agree with the guy who said Brazil was fooling and laughing at us, or if I feel completely mortified that Brazilian music is being represented by K-Fed and with THAT kind of music. Honestly, I hate Brazilian funk, the country has much more in music to offer, and now I hate it even more!!!
i THINK IS GOING TO BE GOOD BUT NOT THAT GOOD BUT THE SONG OR RAP OR WHATEVER IT IS “KEEP MESSIN WITH MY FAMILY IS ENOUGH” I THINKI THAT SONG IS GOOD JUST BECAUSE LIKE BRITNEY AND I SUPPORT HIM DOSEN’T MEAN I LIKE WHAT HE DID TO BRITNEY OH AND ANOTHER THING I THINK THAT POPOZAO MEANS LUSIUS ASS I THINK THAT WORD IS COOL I THINK HE WILL MAKE IT TO RAP AND HAVE HIS CD OUT BUT KNOW ONE WILL BYE IT ACCEPT ME BECAUSE I THINK YOUR SINGLE IS AWSOME KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUY SAY HI TO BRITNEY AND THE BABY TO ME.
Disco D, 50 cent´s producer, produced this track as well as the album… I think the song is actually good… great rhythm, good vocals, catchy tune… its a good song overall… people who dont like this song are actually not being honest to themselves. the media are responsible for ppl hating kevin.. hes actually a ver nice person…
Popozão: Its a brazilian “word”… theres a lot of popozudas girls over here, but not in USA, for sure!!!
yuck
I’d rather listen to Creed.
Omg… LMAO HHAHAHAHHA…ok anyway, I actually was giving K-Fed a chance…but I think the beat is ok…but his lyrics are seriously retarted, he sounds like Bobby Trendy trying to rap..(no offense to Bobby Trendy). If he really wants some respect hes gonna have to Popozao his ass some talent. Also…people need to stop lying to ass.. tell him the truth…U suck..
ok the song wouldnt be so bad if it had more lyrics in it then just popozao all the time there’s only one paragraph in the whole song
PoPoZãO is the shit, oh minus the “the”…
I’M FROM BRAZIL AND POPOZAO IS SO OLD… NOT EVEN USED ANYMORE…OH AND BY THE WAY HE DOES NOT PRONOUCE IT RIGHT…FOR THE WHOLE SONG
WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND THOUGHT THIS “K-FED” DUDE HAS ANY CHANCE OF MAKING IT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY??!??? EVEN A DEAF PERSON WON’T LISTEN TO THIS DOG CRAP!!! HIM, HIS WIFE BRITNEY AND HIS SON SEAN PRESTON (YUCK) ALL LOOK LIKE GRIME ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOES. PATHETIC!!
K-FED, MAKE IT EASY FOR US ALL AND PUT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD…PUH-LEEEEEEEEZE????
This is BAD.I only like the beat. You are going to go down. Goodbye.PS: Britney divorce him.
The beginning monkey noises he makes are really SILLY, otherwise the song is okay
i just spent an enjoyable 30 minutes reading the funniest comments ever. every comment was dead on right. My children laughed when the heard that song. even children that watch barney and dora the explorer know crap when they hear it.
hahaahahahahaahahah
Im a brazilian and you guys have no idea how bad is this song… LOL!!!
Its funny the way that he pronunces it… lol
Popozao means “Big ass” in Rio de Janeiro…
You guys are importing our Trash!
LOL!
kevin u fuckeb piece of regirgitated albino russian parapalegic midget turd…u fuxen sux so badd…ur bitchs buttholes is loose ….u cant rap i fart better tunes out my ass then anything to ever come out ur mouth i will cut u..1 day i will run ur face over wit a dumptruck midgets will run tha world
badd…ur bitchs buttholes is loose ….u cant rap i fart better tunes out my ass then anything to ever come out ur mouth i will cut u..1 day i will run ur face over wit a dumptruck midgets will run tha world
I’ve read all the criticisms, and all I have to say is that this song is no worse than any of the crap they play on MTV or the radio. Using Brazalian slang is more inventive and original that a lot of the stuff I hear on a daily basis, even if it’s an old slang in Brazil.
I t was so good no words could describe it. I had to make one up.
Fantabulous!
Corn-Fed please stop for the love of god man!
I know you r tryin to find your penis in the relationship cause everyone is callin you her be-yatch but c’mon man we are suffering her. It was absolutely undeniably horrid man ok? Am I being punk’d? WTF? They have to make a new word to describe how bad it was. its like “terillarious”.
That plus crap!
it wasnt THAT BAD. but. um. it was kinda like he was trying too hard.
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This guy is a prime example of bowel spray music. They’re probably gonna change “Popozao” to PaPa Zoo and put it on Kidz Bop. As for some of the explicit lyrics, they won’t have to do a thing, since the whole sing sounds like acrabba namanamanama momninm ippa frabbachino, incupa lappa schino… to a sloppy drum loop he came up with recording himself trying to beatbox. Can’t wait to see all those idiotic representations of kids in the commercials that might pass as ordinary for a senile chimpanzee on morphine flapping their hands and pointing up and down in random offbeat motions while they scream offensively!
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ok first i have to say those who thought he was good, are probably k-fed buddies who frequently visit sites for him to see what people are saying. so let me tell you that his song was garbage, and i literally threw up in my mouth when i heard the song.no one will ever like him, he is a poser and also a dead beat dad who left his pregnant girlfriend for slut spears who he is using for all her money and will soon dis her like he did shar. k-fed you suck, id rather listen to vanilla ice, by the way britney sucks and her fat ass needs to stop getting pregnant!!!
new name and more appropriate name for the song should be “poo-poo now”
just cuz the media says its bad doesnt mean you have to. I bet you half of you all hate it just bacause everyone else hates it.
just cuz the media says its bad doesnt mean you have to. I bet you half of you all hate it just bacause everyone else hates it.
just cuz the media says its bad doesnt mean you have to. I bet you half of you all hate it just bacause everyone else hates it.
just cuz the media says its bad doesnt mean you have to. I bet you half of you all hate it just bacause everyone else hates it.
just cuz the media says its bad doesnt mean you have to. I bet you half of you all hate it just bacause everyone else hates it.
just cuz the media says its bad doesnt mean you have to. I bet you half of you all hate it just bacause everyone else hates it.
hahahaha
i heard this guy made a song called popozão and i was like what??
just by the name of the song i could see it was going to be reeeealy bad..!
and by the way i’m brazilian.