You’d think I’d ignore an e-mail blast with the subject heading “P!NK: She’s Not Dead and She’s Not Stupid,” but … this one was too ridiculous not to post.
“A statement the way only Pink can make it!”

And a video the way Jessica Simpson can make it.

Anyway, congrats on the nuptials Pink. (Sorry ’bout yours Jess!)
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I like how it says “video that will be talked about for weeks to come.” I would hope for months, not just weeks, but that’s just me.
pink is gonna have her work cut out for her if she’s planning on mocking jessica’s car-wash scene. if her body’s not up to snuff, she’s gonna look like a fool, regardless of how clever the satire is. jessica may be an idiot, but i’ll be damned if she doesn’t look incredible in that video.
oh wait… this just in… these two women apparently make music too. who knew?
Pink’s album title might be apt. I apprecite good parody as much as the next gal, but something tells me her car wash video is going to be more Paris Hilton than Jessica Simpson.
who cares? pink is awesome to take on jessica. jessica needs to be made fun of. she is taking herself way too serious in the music and movie industry. she is no better than any other triple threat. paris too. she sucks. shes famous cause of her last name and her clothing on the red carpet, she engagement/relationships, and her pets. she played horrible characters in movies and she isn’t talented. there are a lot more talented people in the world and its too bad that just because you are already rich and famous that she can have a career and make more money for doing nothing.
i pray this Pink song and video inspire another backlash against stupid girls in hollywood. i’m sick to death of paris, lindsey, jessica, nicole, and if Pink wants to take them on, I’ll take what i can get, it’s more than avril is doing lately with her recent stupid girl makeover.
This should be good.
Because, you know, Jessica Simpson hasn’t been made fun of enough. It’s so witty and original to satirize a popular blonde female singer.
I saw Pink at a NOFX show like 5 years ago without makeup on. She is godawful ugly in real life.
I think you girls must be jealous of Pink’s hot bod and gay hubby.
http://churchofannette.blogspot.com/
Our lovely Pink is from Philadelphia…my friend’s dad met her father at a golf driving range…typical Philly dude and apparently said: ‘I can’t believe my daughter is out there looking like a slut in those videos.’ He then booed Santa Claus and ate a cheesesteak. Well, maybe not the last part. Anyway, I’m thinking the whole ‘broken home’ angle she tries to portray doesn’t exactly work. Golfers are good parents.
Also, maybe it’s just because I’ve downed a few beers….but perhaps she is mocking all the hollywood tartlets even more so by using a font that looks quite similar to the one at fred segal? A place where many of aforementioned blond skeletons shop at. Eh?!?!? Again, could be the six pack of pabst talking, but meh.
Boy, isn’t 2006 off to a great start or what… any Animal Collective news that hasn’t been reported yet?
pink’s no better than the rest. for guinnessssakes alive, she did a PEPSI ad with britney, beyonce, and enrique. did i leave some commercial whore outta that list?
Golfers are great parents! Ask OJ.
How to announce to the world that you have conceded your “has-been” status: call your album “I’m Not Dead.”
pink sink.
So what?s her statement exactly ? that girls who use sex to sell are stupid and here?s my sexy video to make that point?
Don’t forget the “Lady Marmelade” debacle. There was no movie-tie-in or whoring there, no.
The comment from bobfrombob reminds me of that ridiculous Jewel video. Remember the one where she did Pilates for 2 years, put on short-shorts, propped up her boobs in push-up bras, hired someone to do beat-down hip-hop camera angles of her half-naked ass shaking, and let firemen turn their gushing waist-high-held hoses on her? Then when people said, “wow, what a sellout,” she announced that it was all satiric and ironic. And a statement about “stupid” videos.
Lowbrow makes fun of lowbrow because it’s even MORE lowbrow? Confusing.
Soooo, there’s pretty much no point to living anymore, huh?
I just hope that the only funny thing about “I’m Not Dead” is the video for “Stupid Girls” and not the album itself. If I were Pink, I’d focus on just making good music first and make fun of people I’ve neither surpassed in notoriety or talent later. And, yes I like P!nk, but come on the truth is just the truth.
i’ve never seen a pink video where shes fully clothed the whole time, which is unfortunate. Not just because it discredits her whole “stupid girl” statement, but because it means i’ve sat through more than one p!nk video.
I could care less about either , really! Will they EVER care about you ? …No. Being hot is far too easy. Being talanted can’t be bought.
when are we gunna get more britney and k fed news?
I think the whole statment isn’t so much as what you lot are saying but more the point of, do something with yourlife instead of just being the way some of these paris hilton type people are like. Making a living off being dumb, blonde and having no ambitions. Pink is trying to say.. look you can be sexy/slutty and have a talent and ambition and something along those lines? if you get me? Not just don’t be a slut. Some of you will disagree with me on that and say she has no talent.. but whatever
this just gonna be great you should hear the lyrics first
she also dissin 50 cent a bit i think the statement isnt showin much skin in videos she just tryin to say they sellin out their bodies not their music open your tv s you guys are no different than much of so-called musicians appear on mtv, i mean get a few african american girl buy expensive clothes dye your hair blonde show your boobs than ta daa your album takes off in the charts… but why? is it because of your music? definitely no if you have talent then u can visualize something but just ”display” not enough. baby use your lights right yeahhh i dont wanna be a stupid girl , that song has nice lyrics and tune (girls with ambition that s what i wanna see she says =P ) easy to remember but i still cant wait to listen to full and edited version
i love p!nk and it`s ok that she does it…i`m tired of all the other artists that dont have personality…it`s good that someone at least wants to say something about that…!
I like Hot chiks not ugly ass chiks
has the song been released or leaked at all?
You people can say what u wanna say, but P!NK is the bomb. She is the only ORIGINAL artist out there who will sing what she truly thinks and wants, not some stupid love song. And if you know what the song is about, she is explaining how fake these girls are.. Bcoz they R.
Let them try and take P!nk on. P!NK will defeat them all.
for more information about video and the song check this link out: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1521044/01182006/pink.jhtml?_requestid=424952
and this also for a short sound clip
http://zombalabelgroup.com/pink/PinkEmail.html
video seems to be great fun and pink explains her point in the article linked above. (The problem, Pink surmises, is that if we waste our time, money and energy on trying to be someone else’s idea of fabulous, we waste our potential to be something better. Our priorities are askew, our ambitions misplaced. “What happened to the dream of a girl president? She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent,” Pink sings, as she dances next to a man who looks a lot like (but isn’t really) 50 Cent.”There’s a certain thing the world is being fed,” Pink said, “and my point is there should be a choice.” ) i heard video is going to be out at on 27th january which is 7 days from now ^^ looking forward to seeing it climb charts
Why dont y’all wait and see…instead of commenting one on the way she looks. so it all depends on your personal taste if someones music would be good or baD. so if ur a dude. and u like male group would ahve to say you find men attractive. thats exactly what seh’s tryin to say. get ur own fcking opinion and make it one that is eventually based on facts, instead of bashin ppl and pretending without even knowing why
Hey, just wanted to say im dyin to see that video! its still not online! i say go Pink! she rocks!
I’m so exited, I can’t wait!
Go tell it Pink…That’ll give ‘em a lesson to think about…:op
January 30th stupid girls comes out. You people wait and see what will be unleashed. Probably one of the most contriversual songs to be released. But what has to be said will be said. I love u P!NK. ROCK ON!!
Well well well.. hehe pink has every right to make fun of those anerexic and bulimic sluts! They do not even have any talent!! Take Paris Hilton for example (actually the best example); She is only famous for her microscopic pet and he sex tape with one of the million rich greek guys she dates/used to date, who knows, or in that case who really gives a fuck? Not me. anndd.. Jessica Simpson; who is only famous for her fake boobs, and her famous typical blonde quote “what is tuna?” Yeah well, that brings me to she is a horrible actress! Have any of you people seen her in the dukes of hazard remake?? Ughh she makes me want to puke!! She has I think it is two parts that last five minutes and in each part she is either in shorty shorts, or a thong i couldnt tell, which guys only LOVe because she got ass implants, and then other part she is in a bikini that she needs to make her self through up a couple of more times inorder to actually fit in it, or maybe the cast just shrunk it in the wash before filming, and she is too friggin stupid to notice that it shrunk twenty five sizes! ughh. And pink points out that you shouldn’t be what all the boys call fabulous or hot. Because, believe me, its not. I almost pissed my pants laughing when they had that scene “Oh my god, I totally had more than 300 calories today, it was so not sexy!” Funny much!? yep yep. Well back to pink thing.. I am blonde but I am not so preppy and .. oh my gosh I can not eat anything today because I am a total retard! Yeah I work out if I want to lose a few pounds! And I am not some freaky emo person who slits their wrist either, or a tom boy; theres nothing wrong with them though, their cool. And I am not a total girly girl! I am umm me! =] I loveee ittt!! I am a bit of a freak, yes, but any normal guy finds me attractive because I am confident and not.. well anorexic by choice. GO PINK, YOU ROCK MY NYLON SOCKS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MY TOES! WOOT! =] <3<3 loves the music video too. mwuahaha. “I WANT TO BE SKINNY BLUGHHH!”
It’s about effin time someone with some sense shows people that girls are not just sex symbols bu they do have abilities and the way she makes fun of Paris, Lindsay, Jessica, Hillery, and those stupid a** girls that go tanning that is some funny sh*t Hell yeah Pink!
I think Pink was really cool making that video.she is more real than the other “Hollywood stars” who only have make-up and fake boobs and fake body.
i am not really sure who was she making fun of?jessica simpson, lil kim, but who was the girl washing the car and the porn star?
P!nk is the first person who has the GUTS to tell the truth..and some of you people just don’t see it.. so go Pink!!!
Her name should be green instead of pink cause the bitch is green with envy. She hasnt had a hit in what 3 years? So she has to come back making fun of girls who are not only much hotter than her skanky tatooed ass, but also much more sucessful. Wow what a big girl!
Think song is totally about Paris Hilton and guess what “That’s Hot!”
Green instead of pink. Ha. Ha. Real clever there. I think what she’s trying to say is that girls have bad role models. We live in an age that revolves around celebrities more than anything else. I don’t think she was dissing 50 cent at all either. She was dissing however, paris hilton, jessica simpson, etc…and for good reason I think. Now I’m not a pink fan, honestly I think her songs have little variety, but she makes a valid point and if people look at the message and not the messanger than it would make sense to them too.
Props to pink on this one. She really blasts out the truth! I hate it when we always get the play by play with celebrites n’ how ‘stupid’ they are.
pink this is the best video anyone in history has ever made!!! rock and have a nice day b*****
i think pink’s done a great job. she finally showed something which everyone know about, but don’t want to talk loudly. i mean, many people make jokes of paris or jessika, but pink made it very funny and honestly. nice.
i think pink rox!!!she has her opinion on what she thinks and i think that jess .s. is kinda sluty….any ways who ever thinks different thats your opinion and dont get pissed
i think pink is awesome for making this videol. there are so many fake stupid girls who need to be called out and she did it. i admire her soo much for it. maybe now girls will learn not to be so whoreish and people would still pay attention to them.
I watched the video, and agreed with the message. That is until the interlude where she compliments a girl in the bathroom on her vomiting and then does it herself, saying “I will be skinny.” Not just stupid girls are bulimic. I loved the rest of the video, but that scene disappoints me.
The Video is f**kin awesome, I dont care what you shallow ppl say complaining about it cos your either a stupid girl yourself or in denile. The reason she hasnt had a hit in 3 yrs is cos she hasnt had a record in 3 yrs, shes a real person living her life, not a stupid spoilt whore who the media love for her private life. IE shes an artist not an object. She explains the meaning and reason for making to song and video pretty clear on her official site (you can watch the video there too). And good on her for payin out jess, paris, olsens etc, the reason she is doin it, is cos they have made themselves objects. Jess in the boots vid for example, wtf is she doing, yeah shes hot as, but the vid is so dodgy, like she dances around that guy and cruises him bein all sexy and then knocks him out when he gives her a response. Stupid girl! You only got what u asked for. And then theres a half naked car wash scene for no reason but to show off at the end… lol see my point! so keep it up pink youre the best
i think that pink’s new video is freakin’ hilarious! Pink is just trying to make a statement and i think it’s great what she’s doing! She’s saying that girls shouldn’t have to look a certain way or act a certain way , just be yourself!! P!NK ROX!!!! ~desire’~
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i so love pinks song. her lyrics really reflect life today ! im also fed up of girls like jessica s. No meed to b slutty 2 b sexy!!Even if u got a gr8 body- i think she just pround of her fake buns and fake everything else-I dont blame her must have cost her thousands! lol. Pink speaks the truth! Im sick of all the ‘oh my gosh im sooo fat’ statements when u can practically c their bones or the ‘im not coming out ive got a bad hair day’ GET A LIFE!!RELAX! EVENTUALLY WE WILL ALL BECOME OLD AND WRINKLY!!
nice song of stupid girls love it
P!NK IS BACK!!! stupid girls is an excellent song! the video is rly gd too! 50 cent is in it, pink dresses up as paris hilton, jessica simpson, lidnesy lohan nd mary olsen!! Pink has a fukin gr8 voice n shes soo sexy!!! shes herself! GO PINK!!!! woop woop leo xxxx
Huh. No posts on this thread for two weeks and then a flurry of messages saying “Pink rulez!!111!!” in a row. I suppose this thread found its way to a Pink msg board or something?
You’re wasting your time, kids. Go back to playing with Facebook or whatever the hell you do these days. Humbug.
i love the song and the video it´s hot !!!!
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Pink is excellant ,stupid girls ,who knew ,long way to happy ,nobody knows ,dear mr presedant ,i’m not dead ,cuz you can ,runaway, the one that got away,converations with my 13 yearold self, fingers centerfold and the song with your dad
hey i like both of those pics. but u show way tooo much in my opiouin lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hey never mind i take that back b/c ym friends say that u r a toatall bitch sooooo sry and bye the way i did not mean it soooo haha pink and pink is a stupid name what was your old one can u tell me ????????? and pink i hate your songs expeshualy i’m coming out so u better get this pary started lol sry but it is true
I think Stupid Girsl was one last try I think before she is let go from Sony. Or at least I hope they replace her with someone else, who really does all the things Pink claims to.
Supposedly Pink is now trying for the big screen, if you can even stomach that. There’s been a video of her going around and it’s not what she’d want you to see, but anaway definitely keep your younger kids away from the computer when looking at this: http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=4749
After what I hear coming out of Pink’s mouth, seeing this surprised even me, and I used to like Pink back in her Missundaztood days. But an example? No thanks. Pink should start saving her money, looks like she will need it since she’s far overstayed her welcome.
I completly dissagree with Lou P.Pink is STILL funkey fresh and full of funny and true songs.
Hey guys, I was just messing around…(Ilike to see what the internet has to say about me.And stupid girls is one of my favorite songs.
Ugh tour stinks.Well, not the tour just the driving around everywhere.
Ugh tour stinks.Well, not the tour just the driving around everywhere.
hu is dis tiffany girl trynna diss pink? is she felin ok? obviously she’s one of dem “stupid girls” if you had any common scense in ur little pea sized brain, u would actually understand the concept of her songs or you could at least have some empathy…as perplexing as pink is still an amazingly talented person n has deep meaning in her songs…so there!