When we last caught up with Michael Jackson, he was pumping iron in Bahrain, part of a post-trial extreme makeover that included wearing shorter wigs and less make-up. Last week, MJ was spotted in a shopping mall there, under a veil and black robe, presumably hiding his guns until they’re Diesel enough for public view.
Big news: yesterday, the 47-year-old non-pedophile de-robed in Hamburg, where he’s visiting Wolfgang Schleiter! (Yeah, I don’t know who that is either!)
Where’s the new macho Jacko we were promised? And where’s his Katrina charity single? And why is he suffocating Prince Michael Jr.? Jacko, you’re Off. The. Wall.
Let’s relive happier times, with an acoustic cover of Thriller‘s “Human Nature” by David Mead. I saw the singer/songwriter perform this when he opened for Joe Jackson (the new waver, not Michael’s father) at Roseland a few years ago. I’ll spare you Ben Gibbard’s “Thriller.”
David Mead – “Human Nature” (MP3 Link Expired)
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The Youngblood Brass Band do a superb cover of Human Nature. Seek it out
Thriller? Dude, share.
An even better question… Why is Prince Michael Jr. so, well…. white???
> An even better question… Why is
> Prince Michael Jr. so, well…. white???
Actually, could just be some random kid!
It’s me.
Ben Gibbard – Thriller
http://www.filefactory.com/get/f.php?f=c8cd4affeb765dbe1223b737
Ben Gibbard – slowly covering every song that appeared on Friday Night Videos in the mid-1980s. Sufjan Stevens, eat your heart out! At least Ben’s project has a sense of humour.
White socks are so old school. I meant to say U R SO OVER MICHAEL.
Is it just me or has Michael been acting a little odd lately?
somebody please take those kids away from him…so sad
Nice burqa, Mike.
MJ had white kids so he wouldn’t have to bleach them. They are not his, the fat mom went to the sperm bank.
Because Michael Jackson Is NOT His father.
All the kids are white. Michael Jackson Is A FREAK!!!!