Sad news, lovers of love: People reports Natalie Portman will have to go back to establishing her indie rock bona fides the old fashioned way. Here’s the couple in happier times. (via Whit)
she’ll certainly charge to make a cameo in the next vid.
The news that Natalie Portman is now single should never be referred to as sad news. its fantastic news. Natalie! There is no way I’m less tolerable than Devendra Banhart. Come on! give it a shot. if not I’m just going to have to keep stalking you and we both don’t want that…
“natalie portman and her musician boyfriend”
natalie is now damaged goods in my book, the acid tinged musk of devendra probably still lingers on her hoo ha, i mean, it’s kind of unsettling to think about, and oh shit that penis belt image just crept into my head, so yeah, you look into natalie’s eyes and you think penis belt, penis belt, penis belt, penis belt, she banged devendra, penis belt, penis belt
i wish 11:53 would quit saying penis belt
ok, cock belt, how is that? devendra “cock belt” banhart = hairy overrated gremlin
that bastard! he only wanted her to make a cameo on one of his videos, so he could immortalize for all eternity that he banged her… what a low life!!!!!
now, when natalie finally wins an oscar, he’ll be included in her video/bio collage…
THANKS GOD SHE’S NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND NO MORE. WAO, BECAUSE HE IS REALLY A WEIRD THING. WELL HE STILL BEEN A PERSON, BUT A RARE ONE. WELL IS NOT A WOUNDERFULL NEW BUT I THINK IS BETTER FOR HER NOT TO BE WITH HIM.
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