Remember that ridiculous auction for Jerry Garcia’s toilet?
It was stolen over the weekend! Goldenpalace.com, which bought it for $2,550, is offering a $250 reward for its safe return.
“It’s unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads.”
Our suspect: goldenpalace.com.
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That Stinks!
I hope they can flush out the perpetrator.
police say they have nothing to go on.
boom boom.
When they catch the perp, they’d better throw ‘em in the can.
I hope the police take a shit on the guy who stole the toilet!!!
they’ll just have to make doo without
erm.
a golden commode at the side of the road
The investigation is really a crapshoot at this point.
If the cops find out it’s a deadhead, the shit’s gonna hit the fan!
This smells like an inside job.
That’s ridiculous. I have the same exact toliet, right down to the aged seat/lid.
speaking of golden palace… has anybody else heard the official “virgin mary grilled cheese” song
http://dl5.ouyks.com/other/grilledmary01/Virgin_Mary_Grilled_Cheese_Song.mp3
It really bugs the shit out of me that people would pay to poop where jerry pooped. What the hell is wrong with us deadheads? No wonder my mom won’t take acid.