To those who enjoy a nose for Ashlee Simpson nose news, Egotastic delivers pics of Miss Simpson rocking her fixed face at Florida’s SunFest this weekend. We agree she looks better…

…but are a little concerned about her coin slot dryness.

Sorry. Guess our eyes are still used to gravitating down when looking at Ash’s face.

Comments (31)
  1. not bad at all. she is kind of cute. still nothing without Jessica, who is nothing without Proactiv :)

  2. Ok, I must begrudgingly admit that she looks a lot better.

  3. ashlee look alike  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    quit rubbing salt in my wounds.

  4. Mark Swiderski  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    Yeah, that’s pretty much a fantastic advertisement for plastic surgery.

  5. shakira  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    she should have put some of that big nose into her ass.

    ::yodels::

  6. Greg  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    That’s a hot ass.

  7. that ass can produce better sounding things that the other end can.

  8. What ass?

  9. Jack  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    Yeah- seriously what ass are you commenting on? Granted, Im not really all that into asses, but I can’t notice anything in that picture.

    The first pic tho… you can totally tell she wants it in her mouth.

  10. her pants are falling down because she has no ass to keep them up.

  11. that girl has got no ass at all!

    and i liked her nose when it was big… :o (

  12. angela  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    it’s the belt that’s pretty much squeezing together some sort of semblence of an ass.

  13. booboo  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    i agree, the old nose is better. and her hair…is it blonde…or is it creamsicle? phony performers with phony noses….*yawn*

  14. foster  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    who cares i’d fuck her

  15. midge  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    is stereogum taking applications for a new fraternity?
    we have a few definitely hetero badasses on this comments page who would be great recruits.

  16. Gabi  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    Ass crack alert!

    The nose is cute but you guys don’t know what an ass look like.

    Come to Brazil then you’ll see some serious ass going on.

  17. Jack  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    I can tell by midge’s comment that she wants it in the mouth.

  18. maybe this makes me a little weird, being a straight guy and all, but… i’m kinda tired of seeing girls’ asscracks. in fact, i wouldn’t mind returning to the days of yore, when girls jeans actually covered the entire ass in most, if not all, conditions.

  19. elton  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    i agree with the gay guy; less crack, ladies.

  20. Way better than Jessica in every single aspect, but that whole “big girl” thing she’s got going within her pop songs is annoying.

    http://www.musictimes.com.au

  21. Jack  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    Vinne makes a valid point, and you gotta trust the queers when it comes to fashion.

  22. mexico  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    Would lick her ass crackmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  23. Greg  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    plumbers crack is the new cleavage. get with the program

  24. ErrinF  |   Posted on May 8th, 2006

    Out of curiosity… when was the last time Ashlee Simpson’s MUSIC was discussed here or anywhere else? Funny how she and Britney Spears make a living from being supposed SINGERS. Ah, celebrity for the sake of celebrity… God bless America.

  25. What? I cannot believe this creature whose only relation to fame is her relation to her ass-clown sister, what’s wrong with us? What about David Blain, now he deserves celebrity, at least he worked his a$$ off for it, get over this female dog’s nose. I don’t know just me…

  26. butter  |   Posted on May 9th, 2006

    david blaine worked his ass off for his celebrity? you’re joking, right? david blaine is completely useless! he performs pointless acts of endurance and claims to be a magician. what bull!

  27. crazy canuck  |   Posted on May 9th, 2006

    Actually David Blaine has been known to do some street magic but you were obviously not aware of that fact.

  28. butter  |   Posted on May 9th, 2006

    oh whatever. it still bugs me that his celebrity is based on risking his life to perform pointless feats, like being underwater for a week. he got wrinkly. big deal.

  29. June  |   Posted on May 9th, 2006

    At least her nose look good!

  30. Her ass looks awesome! She is such a tease – I wanna see more!

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