Jewel is not just Homer, Alaska’s most famous razor saleswoman. She’s also a poet. Here are Ms. Kilcher’s latest nuggets of wisdom, as printed in the new Blender:
“Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems.” “I do love a good pedophile joke.” “I actually TiVo Nash Bridges.”
Sure, those quotes are taken out of context, but Jewel made us listen to her yodel, so I think we’re even.
Man, it’s like she’s trying to out-trash Britney (YouTube). Almost, Jewel!
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san diego, represent.
She’s trying to out trash Britney, but in a stylish way. Pffh, I dunno, she seemed to be trashy as soon she released her last album.
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Can’t stand Jewel. Never could. Broken eggy yolks making smiley faces sung in a babydoll voice = not a good sound.
Jewel is why God invented the MUTE button.
Ooh, Blender, The only mag shittier than the current incarnation of Rolling stone. I think it’s safe to say that Jewel jumped the shark. Next stop, Playboy!
I love Blender….it never takes itself too seriously, and the reviews are usually spot-on.
Funny how Spin and RS look more and more like Blender every year.
What is Nash Brides?
Jewel should get her crooked teeth removed. It’ll help with giving me blowjobs.
Hey… I like booze. And a good pedophile joke always makes me smile. And I definitely enjoyed Nash Bridges when it was on. I mean, cmon, its Don Johnson and Cheech Marin. Thats all you need to make an awesome show.
everyone in here sucks
Hmmm…drinking, dirty jokes, and recording a program on the USA Network. Sounds like 99% of America’s white population.
It’s a good thing that mainstream and positive music isn’t cool anymore. All the bashers in the world would have to find something else to do..