Posted by Fred almost two weeks ago at myspace.com/limpbizkit:

here is some new news for the bizkit family and those others who seem to get the news wrong so often. i have met a wonderful girl named Krista from rhode island and have asked her to marry me. she said yes and i am now proud to say that we are engaged to be married. i met her while on location shooting The Education of Charlie Banks in rhode island. i hate the false rumors that have been floating around this silly ass gossiping community of tabloid madness that are nowhere near being true. so i wanted to set the record straight on this particular one before it became something it is not because this is very special to me. i am loving life.

I understand that he hates tabloids and gossip, but if a celebrity gets engaged and no one cares … well, I guess they’re not a celebrity anymore. So this is good news for everyone!

Meanwhile, I hope Kid Rock’s been vaccinated.

Comments (12)
  1. the bizkit family? is there anyone left? ugh.

  2. Zidane  |   Posted on Jul 18th, 2006

    maybe fred’s wife will put cake on his face and lick it, or hold up a t shirt while making an indie face as someone snaps her photo.

  3. Materazzi  |   Posted on Jul 18th, 2006

    Indie face. Oh snap!

  4. peter  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2006

    she’s seen fred’s video, right?

  5. [insert lame tree falling in the forest joke here.] I wonder what DJ Lethal has to say about this…

  6. I look at both of those dicksmacks and think, “Damn, THEY found someone and *I* haven’t?!” (Not to imply that I was pining for either of them, just saying I was thinking they’d be a little closer to “the last man on Earth” than that. Yeah, my pettiness keeps me warm at night.)

  7. dsghaus  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2006

    I hope he licks poisonous wedding invitations

  8. KId Hep C  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2006

    My name is Kiiiiiiiiiid Hepatitis C!

    and oh yeah Fred Durst will be forgotten again in 3 seconds….2….1…..ah

  9. the blackman  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2006

    god is good>>>>the devil’s a liar satan’s a bitch>>>>the blackman@cdbaby.com

  10. Judy Casper  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2006

    Back in January KRock went on tv talking about “the real people in Detroit”, what a phony he is – first fake boob job bimbo (along with diseases) he marries. Lets hope his music stays real………..
    true detroiter
    Wendy Nowak

  11. Judy Casper  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2006

    Back in January KRock went on tv talking about “the real people in Detroit”, what a phony he is – first fake boob job bimbo (along with diseases) he marries. Lets hope his music stays real………..
    true detroiter
    Wendy Nowak

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