The Superficial gives us nightmares…
PART ONE
“Lindsay Lohan attended Jeremy Piven’s birthday on Sunday and felt it necessary to change into no less than three different outfits – two of which were bikinis. I could understand this if it was her own birthday or her wedding or any other event where she was the guest of honor, but this was somebody else’s birthday. Who brings multiple bikinis to a party? What kind of person wakes up in the morning and thinks to themselves maybe they’ll need a spare bikini? I guess the same kind of person who poses for pictures like they’re at a softcore photoshoot even though they’re just hanging out at somebody’s house.”
PART TWO
“I wasn’t sure if I should post these or not but I couldn’t justify not putting up pictures of Lindsay Lohan bending over in a bikini. You get pictures of Lindsay Lohan bending over in a bikini in your email and you put them up. Simple as that. You don’t question it. It’d be like waking up in the morning with a Ferrari in your garage and not taking it out for a drive. It just doesn’t make any sense. So without any further ado I present more shots of Lindsay Lohan and her magical day at Jeremy Piven’s birthday party.”
Elsewhere, BWE.tv decodes Lohan’s ongoing medical trauma:
?Dehydration? – too much booze.
?Exhaustion? – too much blow.
?Overheating? – too much booze and blow on the beach.
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ummm….2nd group of pics, bottom role…is she taking a dump in public? love the poses though, she’s voguing…
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its kind of funny to see her when she’s not entirely dolled-up still trying to act like malibu barbie. she’s not as fab as she thinks she is.
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it makes me so happy that jeremy piven is such a major player in hollywood now. THAT’s how you know you’ve arrived
If you concentrate hard enough, you can almost smell the cocaine when you look at that first set of pictures.
I got a gummy off that first set of pictures… seriously: my mouth is still numb!
> it makes me so happy that jeremy piven is
> such a major player in hollywood now.
> THAT’s how you know you’ve arrived
He arrived when he mashed Public Enemy with Elvis Costello!
Who gives a shit? Your obsession with celebrity nonesense makes me not want to read stereogum. Talk about music you moron.
“What’s so funny about… peace, peace, peace… love and under… peace, peace”
what kind of asshole walks around a party wearing a bikini? oh right…the cocacuckoo kind.
So did Piven hit it? What does everyone think?
he hit it with a whiffle ball bat
She has no ass at all, looks like some nice scabies though.
HE-HE-HELLO! YOU’RE ALL IGNORING THE ISSUE HERE, and the issue is that the bikini she’s wearing is hideous! Ruffles?
I issue her three demerits. Just because Rachel Zoe lapses into drug comas from time to time is no excuse for sloppiness.
^^^ Patrik is not tooo gay huh?