It’s unclear if we should be taking election advice from someone who has trouble standing up, but at his official website under the header “Somewhere just past immigration Texas, USA,” the Stone Temple Pilot lets us know, among other things, that “it’s our imperfections and our willingness to persevere that makes us stronger.” Which is why he’s endorsing himself for President.
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Just the other day I was wondering, “What does a has-been junkie from a shitty 90s Pearl Jam clone band think of the presidential race?”