A truly WTF find from Pitchfork…
Lullayby renditions of songs from: Nirvana, No Doubt, Pink Floyd, Queens Of The Stone Age, Smashing Pumpkins, Björk, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Beach Boys, Eagles, Beatles, and Tool. (What, no Sufjan?)
The Coldplay, Metallica, and Radiohead pages have sound samples.
The site says: “Do you really want your baby listening to Tool? Hell, yes!” Well, not if you’re gonna leave off “Stinkfist”!
The album covers are cute, though.
Who can help me think of a better title for this blog entry? The best one gets the Baby Rock record of their choice. I promise this isn’t one of those contests I forget about ’cause all the responses are lame. I’m convinced you are all too clever to fuck up this golden opportunity. I will pick a winner TODAY at 5 PM EST and have it shipped to you. Then you will have to find a baby, make him/her listen to it, and report back to us.
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What about “Baby Rammstein”?
man. I suck at this. what about the Zwan song “Baby, Let’s Rock!”? No? I didn’t think so…
Baby Bopz
How about simply “Cradle Of Filth”?
this is actually really good. I thought it would be some crappy shit like strings for Radiohead but these songs are actually well composed.
elbow deep inside bedtime
or
This may hurt a little but it’s something you can sleep to
both from the aforementioned track ‘stinkfist’
paranoid android sounded pretty good as a lullaby. this is silly.
The Coldplay and Radiohead sound really great, but the Metallica still sounds more suited to a haunted house than a baby’s room. Which I’m sure they’d be very proud of.
I thouht Coldplay already made music for children…
Stuff like this makes me wish I knew people with kids so I would have a legit reason to buy the QOTSA one.
how about “Sweet Child of Too Much Wine”
sweet, “Lullabalus”
What about:
“Music for your little pig in a cage on antibiotics”
How about:
Baby Boys don’t cry — when they’re listening to lullaby renditions of the Cure.
Smells like baby Spirit
baby screams?
How about “Indie Guppies”?
“Kid A(sleep)”
‘Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner’
rock rock, rock and roll preschool
if it was bad you could’ve called it Minor Threat…
“Kid Rock”
punchup at a playdate.
‘Hooker with a Penis’ still has a nice ring to it.
‘Sleepy Music (For A Baby)’
‘Packt Like Quintplets In A Single Wmb’
i’m done now.
“Live and Let Cry”
“Shake Shake Shake. Shake Shake Shake. Shake Your Bay-bee”
How about ‘Nice Dream’ for the Radiohead one. Though the cover art is more likely to induce nightmares. This is your teddy, this is your teddy on crack.
how about, “Sorry, but Mommy couldn’t find the Mozart for Babies CD”
or “Honey, Let’s see if Metallica really will turn our kids into serial killers”
The Cradle Will Rock
For Those About to Nap, We Ablute You
umm, how about “suffer little children.”
i mean, if you’re forcing them to listen to fucking tool.
lullapalooza?
my grandmother would find that to be extraordinarily clever.
“Works great on grandma, too!”
The Band That Rocks The Cradle
OK, I’m heading to Fed Ex drop-off to send my broken Macbook back to Mr. Jobs.
When I get back I’ll pick a winner. So you’ve got like an hour, hour and half.
(Lots of good ones so far.)
Twee as Fuck
On second thought, “Wee as Fuck” is probably slightly more appropriate.
HOW BOUT “The Band That Rocks the Cradle”
Child Abuse
Territorial Pissings
Cradle Will Rock
I’m Only Sleeping
Just Like a Dream
Black, White, Green, Red, Can I Take My Rock to Bed?
How to Go to Sleep Completely
Enter Sandman, bring me a dream…
Nap Attack!
Nap Attack!
Your Baby Wakes, Your Mind Aches
Happiness Is A Warm Thumb
“Lullabies to paralyze…er… gently sooth to sleep”
HAPPINESS IS A WARM THUMB!!! WINNER!! WINNER!
Napster
There were SO MANY good ones. I’m gonna give it to Nick.
Runners up:
- The Band That Rocks The Cradle
- Twee As Fuck
- relevant quotes from “Stinkfist”
Nick, check your inbox!
which entry was it…?
if you’re referring to me, i was referring to KG’s post
unless you were totalling into “Rock Rock, Rock and Roll Preschool”
if you’re referring to me, i was referring to KG’s post
unless you were totally into “Rock Rock, Rock and Roll Preschool”
sorry for the double post, both with equally bad typos.
oh man, i’m being lame, but i want to know :)
sorry for the double post, both with equally bad typos.
“Happiness Is A Warm Thumb” by Nick, whose e-mail address is not the@the.com. So Nick, leave another comment using your real e-mail, and if it’s the same IP addresses as the winning comment, you win.
sorry for the double post, both with equally bad typos.
Damn it! Too late!
oh no! i posted that originally, scott! scroll up!
happiness is a warm thumb was posted by “kg” at 4:58, so get his email.
You’re right! I got confused. “Happiness Is A Warm Thumb” was first posted by kg, and she’s about to pick out her lullaby CD. Stay tuned for her choice/review…
Cut the Kids in Half
How about “We Suck Young Blood: Radiohead for Babies”
The radiohead bear is creepy. and a coldplay lullaby album is redundant.
“…a coldplay lullaby album is redundant.”
Perfect.
“The perfect gifts for your newly daddy friends”
“I’m asleep, I’m a weirdo”
Yes, I know it’s far too late. Lullabalooza, too (similar but not the same as lullapalooza).
rock a by baby.
duh.
cherub rock is perfect. don’t change it.