Nothing says “I’m not just a pretty face” like … a blue guitar.
Elsewhere, Perez Hilton of all people noticed Suri Cruise’s Vanity Fair debut was separated at birth with the back cover of McCartney.
Love the baby toupee, TomKat.
Also on Perez: Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch revealed. NSFW. (UPDATE: Totally fake Or real.)
TMZ.com has a nice poll on the matter:
Lindsay Lohan should:
Wear panties: 89%
Sue the photog: 11%
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Why do you give attention to that Mongoloid Perez?
That Rolling Stone cover is conflicted. It would appear their target audience is clearly gays and teenage girls. The Rolling Stones article is just a bone to throw to the old dudes who still keep forgetting to cancel their subscription.
that firecrotch pic looks photoshopped. uh.. unless she’s already sagging down there. oh god, she’s probably sagging down there.
how come he doesn’t have a crown? if he’s the new king of sex, shouldn’t he have a crown? are there going to be contests that he judges in his castle where people have sex and he gets to watch?
also, that baby looks a little like tom cruise, which is creepy? did they make him in a lab? using tom’s DNA from his saliva?
Ugh, meatlips down there. I really hope that’s photoshopped.
i love the BABY TOUPEE conspiracy.
Wow this will sound very querro but thats a cute baby *goo gaa gaa*
crown = kanye. duh.
much lulz to the firecrotch picture.
why is this posted under Jessica Simpson?
shoot! I’m saving up for the blue les paul. Then again, I am really pretty.
I wonder if suri is wearing a toupee from these guys? http://www.babytoupee.com???
I’m pretty sure that Perez Hilton did not discover the similarity, but stole it from someone else’s blog. As he always does.
And is it just me, or did Justin use to look way hotter back in the “Justified” days?
Suri’s first words were also recorded. See it here:
http://revver.com/video/57310/20671
Please for the LOVE OF GOD, stop discussing anything that idiot at perezhilton.com says. Please. This has to stop.
Suri and Dennis Kucinich…. separated at birth?
So why under the “totally fake” link does she have a package? Something is covering up a good bit of her leg.