AP reports that Bobby Brown will no longer be sticking his hand up Whitney Houston’s constipated ass. So to speak. Their fourteen-year marriage “which withstood drug addiction, Brown’s numerous arrests, the decline of Houston’s once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations” is over. Hell to the yes.
It’s not all frowns for Whitney though. There’s always Osama. And crack!
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That was harsh. I hope ragging on a drug addict who finally manages to end an abusive relationship really gets you off.
lol it does when their name is whitney houston
whitney my dear my sprawling cave complex awaits you my little chocolate delight
allah akbar
Bobby was abused as much as Whitney. Not only did she hit him but he had to did crap out of her boney ass.
Money can’t buy you happiness.
Crack is wack!
*sigh* I thought they’d be crazy together forever…
maybe she was a bad influence on him
ooh loved the islands reference.
What do they mean it “withstood drug addiction”?
It WAS drug addiction.
nice islands reference
Whitney kicked by drinking a staggering 8 litres of water per sitting – and she sits a lot. That’s like 100 L of water a day. Bobby was probably just annoyed at how much she was peeing – he was like “Goddamn it not on the carpet again!!! I’m leaving!!”
Whitney kicked by drinking a staggering 8 litres of water per sitting – and she sits a lot. That’s like 100 L of water a day. Bobby was probably just annoyed at how much she was peeing – he was like “Goddamn it not on the carpet again!!! I’m leaving!!”
Whitney could go on Flavor of Love, she can piss on his carpet while that other mud duck shits on it.