In the new Rolling Stone (the “Hot List issue”) cover girl Fergie gives us even more insight into her addict past and her annoying present.

“When something is so, so sick, it’s risiculous. It’s sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary.”

She also reveals she spent all her Kids Incorporated money on coke for her and her friends to party all night.

“Then I graduated to crystal, and it started being more about going to Home Depot at 4 in the morning and getting crafty at home.”

Fergie, high on meth, shopping for hedge trimmers in the middle of the night? That is indeed risiculous. (Shhh … don’t tell the Dutchess about the world’s best pot.)

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  1. ew  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    shes so butt

  2. ronburgandy  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    purely on a visceral level, she is beyond heinous.

  3. mattshu  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    Holy photoshop batman.

    (any Fergie picture that dose not show her as looking like someone Rosie O’Donnel would be attracted to has been retouched to the point of silliness)

  4. max  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    um, i don’t think that’s actually a picture of Fergie…

  5. Sean  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    I cannot fathom why anyone in their right mind finds her appealing. UGH.

  6. “When something is so, so sick, it’s risiculous. It’s sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary.”

    If she really had her own dictionary, perhaps she could page through it and see that she actually means to say that she has her own vocabulary. Which, so did Jodie Foster’s character in Nell–so, not such a noteworthy development.

  7. incident@lochness  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    Terrible face.

    Great body.

    She probably bought those hedge clippers so the guy who was doing her at the time could cut off her head.

  8. mashup  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    since we’re talking about fake words, how about “fugly” and “butterface”?

  9. So. Gross.

  10. Stephen  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    I’m pretty sure that picture is under the definition of “butterface” in the dictionary.

    • blah  |   Posted on Mar 25th, 2008 0

      Its buttaface you ahole. As in everything but a face, get it? If you are going to try to be clever, then get it right. And I would have to guess that you have much less than Ferg in the looks department. I would guess you are a talentless ugly hack with a poor grasp of the English language. So, by all means, judge away!! I guess is helps you with your immense self esteem issues…

  11. im on meth right now  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    i dont think they were going to home depot for tools. you can get the shit for meth there. but you didnt hear it from me kidsZ!!!!

  12. d-rock  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    the board of directors over at kids, inc. should be embarrassed that they let such reckless behavior continue for so long. didn’t the CEO lose his job over this scandal? no wonder it went bankrupt.

  13. The Zimzi  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    Why couldn’t somebody photoshop her face?! It looks like a dog, a drag queen, and some star trek character put together.

    I really don’t see what the world see in her. She doesn’t even have humps she has upper body bumps.

  14. MooHammed god of cows  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    You don’t “graduate” to meth, even blacks usually stay away from that crap.

  15. nate  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    yep. still ugly.

  16. bryan  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    how does she not even look hot with all that makeup/editing?

  17. Alexa  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    can we kick off that one racist guy

  18. Yeah, no racists, just cruel superficial jokes about beauty.

  19. James  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    I’d fuck her.

  20. rgr_moore  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    why is she telling us all that? we don’t care…

    all it does is incite her audience (read: little girls) to take meth and shit like that

    on another note, anyone knows how old is she? she looks kinda creepy…

  21. finn  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    there was a time when i used to think fergie was “it.” now she’s just on the level of all the paris hiltons and ashlee simpsons of the world.

    and why the hell did RS let her be the cover girl in the first place? i have a high respect for that mag, now i don’t know anymore.

  22. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2006 0

    fucking retard pig-faced hoochie, no wonder even the addicts didn’t want her!

  23. Sonny Bill  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2006 0

    The man thing is her music is crap

  24. QueenQueenieFoodstamps  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006 0

    If she gets any uglier even black guys might not want to fuck her. Who am I kidding, she could gain 300 pounds and they still would.

  25. Big Lippy Doodie  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006 0

    I would fuck those titties, they are fake but still fun to splooge on. She was actually good looking before all the surgery.

  26. a is for applebits  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006 0

    You need to give us a warning next time you put up a picture of Fergie in her underwear, dude…well, any picture of Fergie, really. Somebody needs to get this woman a hobby.

  27. someone  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006 0

    apparently the preferred method of reporting at RS now is following celebrities around to indulge in their drug habits (see: Pete Doherty, Bill Maher articles)

  28. private  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2006 0

    she’s hot you nerds shut up

  29. private  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2006 0

    she’s hot you nerds shut up

  30. Abhishek  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2006 0

    ur service is simply sex,mindblowing.

  31. Abhishek  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2006 0

    ur service is simply sex,mindblowing.

  32. Timmy  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2006 0

    I would fuck the shit outta her are u guys kidding me????? She prolly only fucks black dudes though but who doesnt these days I am white I know white girls love the black dick……

  33. myself  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2007 0

    man, she has big tits

  34. Sasuke Uchiha  |   Posted on May 5th, 2007 0

    One of the sexiest pictures of fergie ive seen

  35. angrychick  |   Posted on May 14th, 2007 0

    What’s with all the race bullshit on here? The article is about Fergie and I guess her drug habit… or whatever the fuck the article was talking about, I’m pretty fucking sure it wasn’t about her preference in what type of guy she wants to screw. WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Let’s just focus on the issue at hand: Fergie looks like someone beat on the face with their shoe.

  36. Janita  |   Posted on May 29th, 2007 0

    TAY IN DA WIIN MISSAH CHICKABEEE……TAY IN DA WIIN!

  37. hola mami

  38. your mum  |   Posted on Jun 4th, 2007 0

    i think you’re all just a bunch of little nerds with nothing better to do other then bitch about how ugly she is when in reality non of you could even get close to someone that looks like her even when she hasn’t been air brushed

  39. farter  |   Posted on Jun 19th, 2007 0

    i just farted

  40. Man id bone the fuckin shit outta her. U all r fuckin queers!

  41. mack  |   Posted on Jul 23rd, 2008 0

    Youre retarded..I’d bang her…why not??? oh by the way..black guys do NOT HAVE bigger penises…americans in general have the biggest dicks cuz of our diet..its all a stereotype..same as they can jump better..or white people are more intelligent or japanese people are smarter

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