They’re a band more polarizing than Klosterman (name another with more extreme reactions!). And okay, we lied, one more post about The Hold Steady this week ?- so this OPTIONAL contest is for the fans; haters, scroll on. But despise ‘em or love ‘em, you gotta give Craig credit for penning some great lyrics about some down-home, Americana shit. And what’s more American than comics and bar coasters!

So we’re giving away Boys And Girls In America black-and-white comics, wherein each song from the album has a section, and the words to each section are the lyrics from the album.

For a sample, here is the section on “Stuck Between Stations.” Wouldn’t be a Hold Steady comic without a drawing of a beer bottle. They’re throwing in a coaster for your cold one, featuring the album cover art, so you don’t ruin the book with your Bud bottle.

To enter, post a comment with your favorite line(s) from the record. (Shouldn’t be too difficult to dig one up.) We’ll select 15 winners to the Comic And Coasters Sweepstakes at random on Thursday 10/19 at 6 PM EST. See, now you have an excuse to give the record another spin.

Comments (147)
  1. raoul duke  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    She was a really cool kisser/ But not that strict of a Christian/She was a damn good dancer /But not that great of a gilfriend.

    Honorable Mention:We drink/We dry up/We crumble to dust.

  2. Dan O'Neil  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “The Paramedics hovered over
    like a somber mourning family
    The gave her activated charcoal
    they flooded her with saline.”

    I want to see that panel. I imagine shadowy medics from her point of view.

  3. Chris  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close.”

  4. Chris  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close.”

  5. Chris  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close.”

  6. Chris  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close.”

  7. Chris  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close.”

  8. fauxshizzle  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2006

    “i was unfurling a flag of defiance aimed at my guidance guy”

    “the sheets stain but the sins wash away”

    “she had the gun in her mouth, she was shooting up at her dreams”

  9. “It’s hard to slow down when your picking up speed”

    “We can never get as high was we got….on that first night”

  10. he likes the warm feeling but he’s tired of all the dehydration/ most nights were crystal clear but tonight it’s like it’s stuck between stations/ on the radio

  11. She slept like she’d never been scared

  12. alex  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2006

    gonna walk around a drink some more

  13. brian  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2006

    “Hey hey providence / You gotta fall in love with whoever you can”

  14. Mark  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2006

    I feel Jesus in the clumsiness of young and awkward lovers.

  15. timpaniroll  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2006

    lost in fog and love and faithless fear
    i’ve had kisses that make judas seem sincere

  16. pAuL  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2006

    “we kissed in your car and we drank from your purse”

  17. “Lost in fog and love and faithless fear, I?ve had kisses that make Judas seem sincere.”–Citrus

  18. Doug  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2006

    you dont have to deal with the dealers, let your boyfriend deal with the dealers. it only gets kind of weird when you want to get high alone.

  19. Doug  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2006

    you dont have to deal with the dealers, let your boyfriend deal with the dealers. it only gets inconvenient when you want to get high alone.

  20. gogglerage  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2006

    “I was not involved up at the Northtown Mall
    As a matter of fact I didn’t even know that’s where it happened”

    I worked at the Northtown Mall for two years. Let me tell you Craig, the only thing that happened there were hillbilly fights about Nascar races.

    close second:
    “the lord takes away and the lord delivers
    washed it all off in the Mississippi River”

  21. So we walked across the grain belt bridge
    Into bright new Minneapolis.

  22. rageaholic  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    The first words from the album…

    “there are nights when i think that Sal Paradise was right
    boys and girls in america have such a sad time together
    sucking off each other at the demonstrations
    making sure their makeup’s straight
    crushing one another with colossal expectations
    dependent, undiciplined, sleeping late”

  23. Alan  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    the boys are feeling good about their liquor run,
    the girls are kind of flirting with the setting sun.

  24. Jeremy  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    “We started recreational
    it ended kinda medical
    It came on hot and soft
    and then it tightened up its tentacles.”

  25. elida  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    I’ve had kisses that make Judas seem sincere.

  26. paul  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2006

    ‘Everyone was funny, and everyone was pretty, and everyone was coming towards the centre of the city.
    The dance floor was crowded, the bathrooms were worse, we kissed in your car and we drank from your purse.

    I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close.
    We had some massive nights…’

  27. Karl  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2006

    it was his first day off in forever man. the festival seemed like a good plan, cruise some chicks and get a sun tan.

  28. John  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    “Gonna walk around and drink some more”

  29. chip  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    “I’ve been straight since the Cinco de Mayo, but before that I was blotto, I was blacked out, I was flacked out, I was caved in”

  30. campfirewood1980  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    “You don’t have to go to the right kind of schools
    Let your boyfriend come from the right kind of schools
    You can wear his old sweatshirt
    You can cover yourself like a bruise.” – You Can Make Him Like You

  31. Maria  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2006

    when they kiss they spit white noise

  32. high alone  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2006

    if you get tired of your football friends, there’s always other boys

  33. gideon  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2006

    they say you don’t have a problem until you start to do it alone

    they say you don’t have a problem until you start bringing it home

    they say you don’t have a problem until you start sleeping alone

  34. “She was a damn good dancer, but she really wasn’t all that great of a girlfriend.”

  35. “hey whisky, hey ginger i come to you with rigid fingers”

  36. If you get tired of your boyfriend’s scene, there’s always other scenes, there’s always other boyfriends.

  37. vickie  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    We drink
    We dry up
    Then we crumble into dust.

  38. vickie  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    We drink
    We dry up
    Then we crumble into dust.

  39. ohohohohohoho  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    How am I supposed to know that you’re high if you won’t let me touch you

  40. Scott  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    I feel Jesus in the clumsiness of young and awkward lovers.

  41. Scott  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    I feel Jesus in the clumsiness of young and awkward lovers.

  42. Scott  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    I feel Jesus in the clumsiness of young and awkward lovers.

  43. holly’s inconsolable
    unhinged and uncontrollable
    because we can’t get as high as we got.

  44. dan g  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    “ive had kisses that make judas seem sincere”

  45. So we walked across that Grain Belt bridge / in a brand new Minneapolis.

    TWO GRAIN BELT PREMIUM AT THE CC! FUCK YEAH!!!

    *(YUKON CLUB?! YOU KNOW YOU NEVER SET FOOT THERE CRAIG!)

  46. Dave  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2007

    “He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected”
    or “I’ve had kisses that made judas seem sincere”

    and if we’re judging live then the mass singalong of

    “We’ve had some massive nights, whoowowowowow”

    always gets me.

  47. Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden.
    katie fey

    Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?

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