Despite mixed reaction to Kevin Shields’s treatment of Bow Wow Wow, most of you agree that Sofia Coppola’s latest soundtrack lineup is up to snuff. All reports of the film say that, despite being shut out of that Top 40 list, Sofia continues to score her scenes with the perfectly-placed hipster tune. Coppola’s rendering of Antoinette as a Paris Hilton-type party girl may have been a little too simplified for the French audiences at Cannes, but securing Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, and an awesome film score is sure to get the kids in the seats. Who goes to the movies to learn, anyway? But for the history students out there, here’s a little known fact: Marie Antoinette played an Epiphone!

And of course, we’re giving it away. There will be ONE grand prize, but we’ll have THREE runners-up, each receiving a copy of the soundtrack (on CD), a poster, nail polish, and a quill (ink well not included). Winners of the Marie Antoinette Guitar Giveaway will be chosen at random on Monday 10/23 at 6PM EST. To enter, tell us the first song you’ll learn to play on Marie’s guit; if you already play, tell us your favorite song to rip to. Be honest, but know that if it’s a lame song, we’ll all laugh and point. Good luck!

Marie Antoinette is in theaters 10/20.

UPDATE: This guitar’s now been autographed by the MA stars. Click for details.

Comments (634)
  1. Alec  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    “Arthur” by the Kinks!

  2. Peter  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Neil Young – Heart of Gold

  3. Peter  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    (I realize this song is not meant for an electric but it’s the only song I know how to play on guitar, so I would jazz it up and make it work.)

  4. Nick  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Pearl Jam – Alive

  5. Ace C  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Muse- Hyper Music

  6. Some shitty song by an even shittier screaming metal band.

    Solely so I can smash the motherfucking guitar once I’m done. It’ll be so pimp.

  7. Popozao, fo sho

  8. A. Diggity  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Whenever I first try I guitar, I play “Smoke on the Water” on it because it’s the easiest fucking thing ever. There was even a Kids in the Halls sketch about it.

    -a.

  9. A. Diggity  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Whenever I first try I guitar, I play “Smoke on the Water” on it because it’s the easiest fucking thing ever. There was even a Kids in the Halls sketch about it.

    -a.

  10. Love Willl Tear Us Apart by Joy Division… pretty original, uhhhg, haha!

  11. Alexa  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Seven Nation Army

  12. Taste In Men – Placebo

  13. Evan  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Chris Bell – I Am The Cosmos(just the solo)

  14. “Soon” – My Bloody Valentine

  15. maggie  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Something Against You by Pixies, seeing as everyone in France had something against Marie Antoinette and her dear incompetent husband Louis XVI.

  16. kyle  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    this one’s easy:

    iron maiden – hallowed be thy name

  17. Skatelip  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    First thing that jumped to mind was “Ca plane por moi” but, honestly, I’d like to struggle through the Jeff Buckley rendering of “Hallelujah.”

  18. bryan  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    the promise ring – stop playing guitar

  19. bryan  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    the promise ring – stop playing guitar

  20. raoul duke  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Only Shallow-MBV
    How Soon Is Now-The Smiths

  21. Jennifer  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    ball and biscuit- the white stripes

  22. patrick  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    paint in black

    of course!

  23. Aidan  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    (She’s Sexy) + 17, by the Stray Cats. You know you want it too.

  24. laura  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    I would learn to play the guitar part on The Hold Steady’s “Same Kooks”. Saw them play it last night, and I am intrigued!!

  25. Chau  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    oasis – wonderwall

  26. squee  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Wolf Eyes – Stabbed in the Face

  27. Webbie  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    Anything by the Orb !

    Wooooh !
    Big fish/little fish/cardboard box.

  28. “There is a Light That Never Goes Out” – The Smiths

  29. Mike  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    A Summer Song – Chad & Jeremy

  30. White Stripes version of “Good to Me” because I could make it mine.

    That said, I secretly like to ‘rip’ to “Moon River”.

  31. Brad  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    I will play Modern Love by David Bowie.

  32. Under the Hedge – Ted Leo/Rx

  33. Vaginasaurus  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    I don’t know how to play yet, but once I do, I’ll shred to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Freebird.

  34. janet  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Just Like Honey – Jesus and Mary Chain

  35. i will learn how to play wire’s “the 15th”

  36. zombiefraction  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    I’ll learn A Forest by The Cure.

  37. CHris  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    “Winona” by Drop Nineteens

  38. Zitoun  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    “Riders On The Storm”, since SG sounds just like the Doors after me…

  39. christina  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    wolfmother – love train

  40. Chuck  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Sloan – “Money City Maniacs”

    Why? Three easy fun chords, that’s all.

  41. Sugar Kane by Sonic Youth

  42. lightspeeder  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Showstopper by Danity Kane…
    or maybe Words of Love by Buddy Holly
    or maybe something by Depeche Mode…
    one of those ;)

  43. cakeater  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    my girl likes to party(all the time)
    by Eddie Murphy

  44. dude  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    CRAZY TRAIN

    yes, I am that generic.

  45. Andy  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    I would learn to play “kiss Them For Me”, by Siouxsie & The Banshees. I might be giving up a bit of my ‘guy-ness’, but this is Maire Antionette we’re talking about here, and why else do guys learn to play guitar other than to meet chicks!?!

  46. Andy  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    I would learn to play “kiss Them For Me”, by Siouxsie & The Banshees. I might be giving up a bit of my ‘guy-ness’, but this is Maire Antionette we’re talking about here, and why else do guys learn to play guitar other than to impress chicks!?!

  47. Lisa  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    So do those dudes who accidentally post a dozen times have a better chance of winning?

    The White Stripes – “Hypnotize”

  48. Howard  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    i’d wanna play all those raunchy guitar parts in Air’s “Don’t Be Light”. I dunno, the Virgin Suicides was killer and since you guys have a little french theme goin on ..

  49. Bribo  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Neil Young – “Cinnamon Girl”

    (Make sure you take out all these LOSERS duplicate entries. Nice try guys.)

  50. Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

  51. iron blimp  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Rumble – Link Wray

  52. Jason  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Hanson – Mmmmmmbop

  53. Stephen  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    Echo and the Bunnymen – Ocean Rain

  54. radiohead’s “anyone can play guitar” :) :) :)

  55. bullets- the editors. Amazing song, saw it live, really want to be able to do that

  56. Sarah  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2006

    The Cure- The Lovecats or Boys Don’t Cry

  57. Ramona  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    I think “Bonnie and Clyde” by Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot. They seem pretty Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunstish/Louis and Marie.

  58. Ramona  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    I think “Bonnie and Clyde” by Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot. They seem pretty Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunstish/Louis and Marie.

  59. Ramona  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    I think “Bonnie and Clyde” by Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot. They seem pretty Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunst/Louis and Marie.

  60. Ramona  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    I think “Bonnie and Clyde” by Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot. They seem pretty Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunst/Louis and Marie.

  61. Dahlia  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    I’d play “Animal Nitrate” by Suede.

  62. stephanie  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    “wonder wall” -oasis

  63. Chadwick  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    The Melody of the Fallen Tree ~ Windsor for the Derby

  64. I’d have to say Camarillo Brillo by Frank Zappa. Wouldn’t that impress a young tart like that?

  65. Stephanie  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    Science vs. Romance – Rilo Kiley

  66. HOW SOON IS NOW – THE SMITHS

  67. Hold on to your dreams
    I would rock out on this tune, my tune … :-)
    http://www.bilvox.com/mp3s/6_Hold_on_to_Your_Dreams.mp3

  68. Christian  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2006

    “Blankest Year” by Nada Surf

  69. Michael  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2006

    Bakerman by Laidback

  70. I’d learn to play the riff/song Disco 2000 by Pulp. Then I could also play Gloria by Laura Branigan.

  71. Alex  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2006

    “Semi-Charmed Life” is post-grunge band Third Eye Blind’s first single off their self-titled debut album, released in 1997. It was a major hit of the 90s reaching number four in the U.S., and the Top 40 in the UK. Further, it has had a pervasive cultural impact, getting featured on a wide variety of movie soundtracks. It is almost instantly recognized by the earlier members of Generation Y.

    Beneath a catchy upbeat melody, the song contains dark lyrics about a drug user’s descent into crystal meth addiction and his sexual activities. However, the single still became a major hit. There may have been a public effort to disguise the meaning of the song, as the words “crystal meth” are frequently censored on radio stations, or “blurred” out of recognition.

    The lyrics “I want something else” in the chorus, were originally “I want nothing else”, but this was changed at the last minute. When the band was asked why, they avoided answering. It is speculated that the replacement of “nothing” with “something” in this instance would make it seem as though the subject of the song wanted to stop using drugs, as opposed to “wanting nothing else” other than drugs.
    -Wikipedia

  72. Juliette  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2006

    well, seeing as i’m an indie rock and roll kinda girl, i would have to go with When You Were Young by The Killers. i really love that song, and it really gives me the young Paris vibe. plus, when you were young and marie antoinettes life seem to paralelle each other.

  73. Lauren  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2006

    Big Star’s “Ballad of El Goodo” because it’s my very favorite song. I’ll save the crazy insane guitar-god stuff for my second song.

  74. 2shoes  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2006

    “Deeper Than Beauty” by Sloan – b/c I can already sing the hell out of it, and the guitar part sounds like fffun. Plus, I’m female, so it’d make for a really hot genderbender.

  75. sarri  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    the cure – friday i’m in love

  76. Trev  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    Cause = Time- Broken Social Scene

  77. Sophia Coppola hey?

    Phoenix- Alphabetical

  78. Andrew  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    favorite song to rip to?

    the ramones – pet sematery

  79. Sarah  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    Make Yr Life – The Butchies

  80. John  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    Obviously it will be “Silent Lucidity” by Queensryche

  81. Josh  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2006

    Daitro – Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes

  82. I don’t know if it counts as “ripping” per se, but David Bowie, “Breaking Glass”.

  83. Maria  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2006

    perfect from now on – built to spill

  84. Definitely something by the Strokes. I’m going to say… “You Talk Way Too Much”, because I love Valensi’s weird, quasi-blues solo.

  85. Definitely something by the Strokes. I’m going to say… “You Talk Way Too Much”, because I love Valensi’s weird, quasi-blues solo.

  86. “God Save the Queen”

  87. all I have is an acoustic, so I do a lot of singer-songwriter strumming. But I feel like I’d have to learn the “Smells Like Teen Spirit” riff to truly do justice to an electric. Either that, or the Chili Peppers’ “Under the Bridge.”

  88. Alex  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2006

    Let them eat… RIFFS.

  89. I’ll Bring the Sun by Jason Collett….

    It’s FUN

  90. brian  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2006

    Would have to be ‘Dirty Deeds’ by AC/DC!

  91. foppa  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2006

    the darkness – growing on me

  92. Mark  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2006

    It would have to be “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly clarkson.

  93. Kelsey  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2006

    He War – Cat Power… Once I learn how to play it on my new gitbox I will master playing it and singing along while smoking a cigarrette. TrĂ©s bon!

  94. Karen  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    Natural’s Not In It – Gang Of Four

  95. since u been gone

  96. Jeremy  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    European Oils – Destroyer. That riff in at the end is burned into my brain.

  97. Jeremy  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    European Oils – Destroyer. That riff in at the end is burned into my brain.

  98. Jeremy  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    European Oils – Destroyer. That riff in at the end is burned into my brain.

  99. Jeremy  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    European Oils – Destroyer. That riff in at the end is burned into my brain.

  100. Jeremy  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    European Oils – Destroyer. That riff in at the end is burned into my brain.

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