These days we don’t know what celebrity baby rumors to believe. Like, TMZ’s telling us that Brit & K-Fed’s new bundle of joy is not only not named Sutton, but is really a GIRL. So this news of Doherty/Moss offspring should be taken with a giant grain of salt. Or crack.
BUT, word from Doherty’s uncle is that the rehab habituals are prenuptually pregnant (and engaged). And the craziest part: Madonna’s already adopted it! We’ll leave the naming to the proud parents-to-be, but you’re invited to suggest baby nicknames. We’ll email the best reponse to Pete’s people. He’ll need reading material for his next court-ordered “vacation.”