These days we don’t know what celebrity baby rumors to believe. Like, TMZ’s telling us that Brit & K-Fed’s new bundle of joy is not only not named Sutton, but is really a GIRL. So this news of Doherty/Moss offspring should be taken with a giant grain of salt. Or crack.

BUT, word from Doherty’s uncle is that the rehab habituals are prenuptually pregnant (and engaged). And the craziest part: Madonna’s already adopted it! We’ll leave the naming to the proud parents-to-be, but you’re invited to suggest baby nicknames. We’ll email the best reponse to Pete’s people. He’ll need reading material for his next court-ordered “vacation.”

Comments (8)
  1. “Rehab”

  2. raoul duke  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2006 0

    Drug Money

  3. Could you use a more vindictive and bitter tone next time you report on this subject, please?

  4. Beetlebum  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2006 0

    pete’s a good dude who got caught up in a bad life style and is trying to make a mends. i know a kid who got hooked on heroin fucker was going to far rockway to buy the stuff. he got it sorted and now its cool. i wish pete and my childhood crush kate moss the best of luck.

  5. joey  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2006 0

    James Frey

  6. chloe  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2006 0

    well, a baby makes everything better! yay!

  7. Laura  |   Posted on Oct 25th, 2006 0

    I’ve got the perfect one–Charlie! (boy or girl)

  8. The Zimzi  |   Posted on Oct 28th, 2006 0

    um…Fucked Up?

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