Spoiler alert. Here’s what topped the Flav network’s 936-hour, totally rad talking head countdown, premiering Monday at 9PM EST.

5. “When Doves Cry” – Prince
4. “Billie Jean” – Michael Jackson
3. “Hungry Like The Wolf” – Duran Duran
2. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Def Leppard
1. “Livin’ On A Prayer” – Bon Jovi

Can’t wait to hear what Hal Sparks has to say about Dexy’s Midnight Runners! Those overalls! Oh my!

Don’t like the Top 5? In fairness, we must mention the results were decided by an online survey. But we all know how VH1′s producers are more than happy to swap #80 for #8 if someone’s manager starts complaining. Or did you not know that? Now you do!

Tell us YOUR top five ’80s songs. And don’t go all indie on us …. We know you love you some “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.”

Comments (128)
  1. Lizzie  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2008

    Why the hell is Thriller not number one?

  2. too bad def leppard didn’t take first. i like bon jovi though. that song kicks ass

  3. too bad def leppard didn’t take first. i like bon jovi though. that song kicks ass

  4. Simon  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2008

    #5 Walking in LA Missing Persons
    #4 Dance Hall Days Wang Chung
    #3 I wana be a Cowboy Boys dont cry
    #2 Dead Mans Party Ongo Boingo
    #1 Rescue Echo and the Bunnymen

  5. Simon  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2008

    #5 Walking in LA Missing Persons
    #4 Dance Hall Days Wang Chung
    #3 I wana be a Cowboy Boys dont cry
    #2 Dead Mans Party Ongo Boingo
    #1 Rescue Echo and the Bunnymen

  6. karen  |   Posted on Apr 26th, 2008

    i think ozzy should’ve been in the top 5

  7. karen  |   Posted on Apr 26th, 2008

    i think ozzy should’ve been in the top 5

  8. karen  |   Posted on Apr 26th, 2008

    i think ozzy should’ve been in the top 5

  9. Cade  |   Posted on Jul 3rd, 2008

    This amuses me, with all the people yelling at VH1 for the shitty list.. It was voted by people online, not by VH1..

  10. KodyBoy555  |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2008

    Here’s the top 5 I made:
    5.The Love So Far-David Rolfe
    4.Monkey-George Michael
    3.Do Anything-Scottie Ray
    2.There’s No Crime-Babyface
    1.Every Little Step-Bobby Brown

  11. Kody-the-Fox  |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2008

    And the last greatest song of the 80′s is…….
    [drumroll]
    Livin’ On A Prayer, performed by Bon Jovi!

  12. Kody-the-Fox  |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2008

    David Rolfe has taken over A Love Bizzare

  13. Ashh.  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2008

    These are REALLY the best 5 eighties songs!
    5. Tarzan Boy-Baltimora
    4.Living On A Prayer-Bon Jovi (Who ARE THE BEST!)
    3.The Edge Of Heaven-Wham!
    2.Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel
    1.Thriller-Michael Jackson

  14. Ashh.  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2008

    These are REALLY the best 5 eighties songs!
    5. Tarzan Boy-Baltimora
    4.Living On A Prayer-Bon Jovi (Who ARE THE BEST!)
    3.The Edge Of Heaven-Wham!
    2.Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel
    1.Thriller-Michael Jackson

  15. Silly rabbit  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2008

    my gawd – Vh1′s 100 lamest songs of the 80′s. Just a reflection on how clueless are the masses and unfortunately enforced the myth that the eighties sucked. At least the T-Heads and Cure made it. The truth is the 99 % of the eighties top 100 songs are by artists that 99% of the 80′s music listeners never heard of.

  16. Michael818  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    Dire Straits – Money For Nothing
    Don’t You Want Me? – Human League
    Men At Work – Down Under
    Tainted Love – Soft Cell
    Tears for Fears – Mad World

  17. kate  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2008

    the top five shouldn’t be like that. it should be
    1. U2- With or Without You
    2.Deadman’s Party- Ongo boingo
    3. Shadows of the Night- Pat Benatar
    4. Orange Crush- REM
    5. Tainted Love- Soft Cell

  18. Does anyone know who did a song in the 80′s in a reggae style? it was by these white guys and nobody could tell what the hell they were saying… fking awesome song, but I can’t remember anything else about it. I think it was on VH1′s list though. I NEED HELP!!??!!?!!!

  19. electrosphere  |   Posted on Dec 15th, 2008

    Gotta be kidding! Nobody mentioned these???

    1. Every Breath You Take – The Police
    2. Is it Love – Mr. Mister
    3. Hypnotize – Scritti Politti
    4. New Moon On Monday – Duran Duran
    5. The Politics Of Dancing – Re-Flex

    bonus list – 5 best 80s instrumentals:

    1. Zoolook – Jean-Michael Jarre
    2. Winter Games – David Foster
    3. Trilogy Suite Opus 5 – Yngwie Malmstein
    4. Miami Vice theme – Jan Hammer
    5. Chariots Of Fire – Vangelis

  20. Cathy  |   Posted on Dec 15th, 2008

    GN’R should have been further. top three at least, especially considering that the 80s were their prime.

    1. Gun N’ Roses- Welcome to the Jungle (or Sweet Child O’ Mine)
    2. Poison- Every Rose Has Its Thorn (it IS a classic, like it or not)
    3. The Police- Every Breath You Take
    4. Van Halen- Jump (since it was their biggest single…)
    5. Walk This Way- Run DMC and Aerosmith…. or Janie’s Got a Gun

  21. no respect for bon jovi. they are the greatest band. I am pretty sure Prince and Michael Jackson are gay! The top 3 is great. Duran Duran, Def Leopard and the greatest band in the world Bon Jovi. Jon Bon Jovi is the greatest.

  22. WHAT HAPPEND TO MICHAEL JACKSONS *THRILLER* BEING IN THIS!!!

  23. Luuk  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2009

    I’m really asking myself where Dire Straits is… one of the greatest bands ever.
    My top 5:

    1. Dire Straits – Brothers In Arms
    2. Dire Straits – Money For Nothing
    3. Dire Straits – Private Investigations
    4. Toto – Africa
    5. The Cure – A Forest

  24. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jul 31st, 2009

    Joy Division – Decades
    A Certain Ratio – Flight
    The Durutti Column – Sketch for Summer
    New Order – Blue Monday
    Happy Mondays – Wrote For Luck

    Bit of a Factory Records theme. . .

  25. joker  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2010

    guns n’ roses should be number 1 not bon jovi…

  26. Dude...  |   Posted on Jan 28th, 2010

    #1…………..Just Like Heaven.

  27. Sarah  |   Posted on Feb 20th, 2010

    MICHAEL JACKSON OWNS THE 80S!
    the 80s is my favourite decade and michael jackson is no doubt the artist who MADE the 80s what it is!
    my favourite all time songs are filled with michael jackson, as the top 80s should be! any mj song deserves the number one spot, hell they deserve all the top spots!

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