Pollsters reported an unexpectedly high turnout yesterday, but we at here at Stereogum know better than to underestimate the American public. After ample coverage on media outlets like CNN, MSNBC, and the AP, the electorate came out in droves and cast their votes. Did you? Either way, here are your results:
Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 96%
No 4%
Total Votes: 289,252
(Via TMZ)
Great work, y’all! We’ve been pulling for that change to Fed-Ex since early October.
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Rosie O’Donnel did basically the same joke on “The View” this morning.
96%! Poor Kev.
i like what you’re saying here.
I’m thinking Federline isn’t a voter.
Wonder if Britney still loves President Bush…
“Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that,” she said.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/britney.spears/
My vote is against the both of them, indivually, or collectively
Outside of the context of the unbelievably great single, ‘Toxic,’ I can’t really get behind old Britney. K-Fed is another story. The man actually uses the lyrics ‘I want to see your titties and your kitty too’ in a song that is (theoretically) intended to be taken serious by the general public. It’s a troublesome world, friends. Troublesome.
I could take K-Fed.