Jigga’s Kingdom Come was just one of a few notable leaks this weekend, and it marks the end of the least-retired retirement in human history. Self-lauding is nothing new to the rap game, but in the case of Jay-Z, you can’t even argue, whether he’s talking skills, net worth, or reach; dude transcends the game. He’s on track to be hip-hop’s first billionaire, with some eyebrow raising moves to court the NASCAR crowd (buddying up with Dale Earnhardt, Jr.), as well as those who enjoy the champagne of beer: Budweiser Select (to the extent they’re distinct subsets of society). In fact, he’s gonna be co-brand director of said beverage. If you don’t know you should aks about him.

But it’s not just the blue collar crew’s money Sean Carter wants — he’s after the Star Wars fans, too! What better way than to enlist Mr. Paltrow to produce and lend his golden, multi-tracked falsetto to Kingdom Come’s album closer. For the sake of bandwith, here’s a SendSpace:

Jay-Z (Featuring Chris Martin) – “Beach Chair” (MP3) (SendSpace)

It’s the most earnest track on the record (hence the Coldplay), but the record is a sampling of all of dude’s moods …

“The Prelude” is a master class in lazy flow, “Oh My God” is the battle cry thesis, “Show Me What You Got” is a beer commercial jingle, etc. And he ain’t doing it alone! For a peek at the guests, guests, and more guests, check the tracklist:

01. “The Prelude” (Produced by B-Money)
02. “Oh My God” (Produced by Just Blaze)
03. “Kingdom Come” (Produced by Just Blaze)
04. “Show Me What You Got” (Produced By Just Blaze)
05. “Lost Ones” (Featuring Chrissette Michelle/Produced by Dr. Dre)
06. “Do U Wanna Ride” (Feat. John Legend/Produced by Kanye West)
07. “30 Something” (Produced Dr. Dre)
08. “I Made It” (Produced by DJ Khalil)
09. “Hollywood” (Featuring Beyoncé/Produced by Scyience)
10. “Trouble” (Produced by Dr. Dre)
11. “Dig A Holw” (Featuring Sterling Simms/Produced by Scyience)
12. “Minority Report” (Featuring Ne-Yo/Produced by Dr. Dre)
13. “Beach Chair” (Featuring Chris Paltrow/Produced by Chris Paltrow)

Kingdom Come is out 11/21 on Roc-A-Fella.

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Comments (28)
  1. Whoa whoa whoa whoa….Let’s not slander the real champagne of beers by associating it with Budweiser. Any true hipster knows that Miller High Life is the champagne of beers, not Budweiser Select. Aks somebody, indeed.

  2. Jizzle  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    Holla!@

  3. @Mat, true dat!

  4. hallelujah, mat!

  5. Joe B  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    New Jay-Z album is easily his 4th best, and coming from him that is quite complimentary. There are only two songs that are skippable (the Beyonce-assisted “Hollywood” and the one about his mama).

    What else leaked this weekend, though? Anybody know?

  6. i too, am just going to comment about beer. because this damn track download is taking to long for me to post anything poignant. thanks, though.

  7. bloc party leaked, too.

  8. Nyisha  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    I don’t know what Jay-Z was doin on this album. i am well was a huge Jay fan but this album is worse than Beyonce’s, I think that maybe they (in some weird way) made a bet to see who could make the worst album and because of Jays history he has won hands down. I am so disappointed in this garbage. I am one of the many people who couldn’t wait for the Jay-Z album so I downloaded it and it is atrocious. This has to be one of his worst. Man he should’ve stayed retired. And were the hell were the infamous Timabaland and Jay-Z songs, what was he thinking, my bad clearly he wasn’t. Jay now is not the time to experiment, go with what works, and it is not this album.

  9. does anybody believe that Jay-Z wants ta come out of retirement because of all of the attention on da south or fa the hell of it(jus ta give Def Jam the last album he owes them), if u ask me, i believe its the first one, cause no one is really focused on Hip-Hop from da East Coast right now unless it has a lil dance ta go with it, thats jus my opinion. he also said it ” New York we back”(show me what u got)

  10. Kyle  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    How’s the new Bloc Party? Anybody listen to it yet?

  11. Bubba  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    Just “one of a few notable leaks?” Bloc Party, Jay-Z, anything else?

  12. Zedd  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    Deerhoof got leaked as well.

  13. saysaysay  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    Umm is it me or is anybody else hearing the theme from “Rocky” on this track?

  14. Memememe  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    I cannot stomach Chris Paltrow.

  15. Man, that Kanye song sucks.

    Rest of the album’s hot, though.

  16. MooHammed god of cows  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2006

    Bud is the self proclaimed “King of Beers”, Bud Select is super watery diet beer for sorrority girls. Jay Z pimps the beer for white girls.
    Oh and his latest Album blows.

  17. deez  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2006

    The bloc party is hot to death.

  18. sabina  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2006

    its chris martin not parltrow

  19. sabina  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2006

    its chris martin not parltrow

  20. sabina  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2006

    its chris martin not parltrow

  21. sabina  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2006

    its chris martin not parltrow

  22. Ziggy  |   Posted on Nov 25th, 2006

    Clearly this is Jay-Z at his best, bringing Hip Hop to a level that no one has seen. Yeah some of you out there wanted him to spew out some old familar tracks, but that aint HOV. He takes you there and where is there you might say? It’s one step beyond. Face it he’s not idle, That’s why he really should be called the Ginger Bread Man! They’ll never catch him. He gave the game a head start and Damn they did nothing but weak attemps at making hits. You gotta have a strong back to last long!

    Peace

  23. Kicko Nutz 13  |   Posted on Nov 26th, 2006

    how dare ya’ll throw salt on Jay’s game this man is a LEGEND!! This man doesnt even write his songs, he freestyles them n still goes platinum. Ok maybe not every song on there is that good (i.e. Anything, Hollywood, Minority Report) but this is Jay’s best album to date….hands down.

  24. Yung CHASE  |   Posted on Dec 1st, 2006

    I think Jay-Z has a true gift from God, but he will never be what he was ment to be unless he submits himslf to Jesus Christ, and the same goes for u, Jesus Christ suufered a horrible death so we can have eternal life with God the Father the true J-Hova, how but trying Jesus, say this prayer…God I know I am a sinner, I desperately need your forgiveness, I believe you step down from Heaven to save me in the form of a man named Jesus, I accept u as my Lord and Savior and I recieve you in my heart and mind. I want to live for You Jesus, thank u for saving me….If u said that and ment it u need to find a good Bible based church and a Bible and began to live life the way God intended if u have any questions r u need to talk to someone call me at 985 215 1074 ask for Brad, God Bless U

  25. THa TROoF  |   Posted on Dec 26th, 2006

    yea the Rocky theme is in tha background .. its slowed down but if you listen closely then you can pick it up ..

  26. BIG TRIC3Y  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2007

    B3LI3V3 IT OR NOT, THIS IS ON3 OF MY FAVORIT3 JAY-Z SONGS. TH3 LYRICS AR3 SO R3AL, H3 DID HIS THING ON THIS SONG. MY FAVORIT3 PART IS

    “I’M NOT AFRAID OF DI3IN’, I’M AFFRAID OF NOT TRYIN’ 3V3RYDAY HIT 3V3RY WAV3 LIK3 I’M HAWAIIN”.

  27. cass  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2007

    heres the lyrics:

    [Verse One]
    Life is but a dream to me
    I don’t wanna wake up
    Thirty odd years without having my cake up
    So I’m about my paper
    24/7, 365,366 in a leap year
    I don’t know why we here
    Since we gotta be here
    Life is but a beach ch-ch-ch-chair
    Went from having shabby clothes
    Crossing over Abbey Road
    Hear my angels singing to me
    Are you happy HOV?
    I just hope im hearing right
    Karma’s got me fearing life
    Colleek are you praying for me?
    See I got deamons in my past
    So i got daughters on the way
    If the prophecy’s correct
    Then the child should have to pay,
    For the sins of a father
    So i barter my tommorows
    Against my yesterdays
    In hopes that she’ll be OK
    And when im no longer here
    To shade her face from the glare
    I’ll give her my share of Carol’s Daughter
    and a new beach chair

    [Chorus] Jay-Z: I hear my agents sing. Chris:Life is just a dream, let it go, it go. [Jay-Z: I hear my agents sing..]Life is just a dream, let it be.[I hear my agents sing...] Life is just a dream, let it go-it go.[I hear my agents sing...] Life is just a dream, let it be.

    [Verse Two]
    Life is but a dream to me
    Gun shots sing to these
    Other guys but lullabys
    Don’t mean a thing to me
    I’m not afraid of dying
    I’m afraid of not trying
    Everyday hit every wave
    Like im Hawaiian
    I don’t surf the net
    No i never been on myspace
    Too busy letting my voice vibrate
    Carving out myspace
    In this world of fly girls
    Cutthroats & diamond cut ropes I twirls
    Benzes round corners
    Where the sun don’t shine
    I let the wheels give a glimpse
    Of hope of one’s grind
    Some said HOV, how you get so fly
    I said from not being afraid to fall out the sky
    My physical’s a shell
    So when i say farewell
    My soul will find an even
    Higher plane to dwell
    So fly you shall
    So have no fear, just know that
    Life is but a beach ch-air, ch-, chair

    [Chorus] Jay-Z: I hear my agents sing. Chris:Life is just a dream, let it go, it go. [Jay-Z: I hear my agents sing..]Life is just a dream, let it be.[I hear my agents sing...] Life is just a dream, let it go-it go.[I hear my agents sing...] Life is just a dream, let it be.[Life is but a dream]

    [Verse Three]
    Life is but a dream Can’t mimic my life
    I’m the thinnest cut slice
    Innercut, the winner’s cup
    With winters rough enough
    To interrupt life
    That’s why I’m both
    saint & sinner
    Nice
    This is Jay everyday
    No compromise
    No compass comes with this life
    Just eyes
    So to map it out
    You must look inside
    Sure books can guide you
    But your heart defines you
    Chica
    You corason is what brought us home
    In great shape like Heidi Klum
    Maricon, I am on
    Permanent Vacay
    Life is but a beach chair
    This song is like a Hallmark card
    Until you reach here
    So till she’s here
    And she declared
    The heir
    I will prepare
    A blueprint for you to print
    A map for you to get back
    A guide for your eyes
    And so you won’t lose scent
    I’ll make a stink for you to think
    I ink these verses full of pro’s
    So you won’t get conned out of 2 cent
    My last will and testament I leave my heir
    My share of Roc-A-Fella Records and a shiny new beach chair

    [Chorus]Jay-Z: I hear my agents sing. Chris:Life is just a dream, let it go, it go. [Jay-Z: Life is but a dream]Life is just a dream, let it be.[I hear my agents sing...] Life is just a dream, let it go-it go.[I hear my agents sing...] Life is just a dream, let it be.[Life is but a dream]..[i hear my agents singin`x3]

  28. COOKIE, FROM B-MORE.  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2009

    BEACH CHAIR, IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE TRACK ON KINGDOM COME. A MASTERFUL FLOW, VERY HIPNOTIC. AND A LOVING SENTIMENT TO HIS FUTURE GENERATIONS. (POETRY) COOKIE, FROM B-MORE. A JAY-Z GIRL 4LIFE.

    9POETRY)

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