We actually sorta like what we’re hearing of Sweet Escape (’cause the rest of the album features approximately NO yodeling), but holy shit does it have nothing on our love for her promo shots.

Why so sad, Stefani? Care to venture a guess? Well if ya do, we’ve got a free copy of Sweet Escape for the best answer. We’ll even have a box of Kleenex® sent to her in your name! And remember, it’s a contest, so make it yer answers good. Let’s hear ‘em! We’ll pick a winner Friday 11/17 at 6PM EST (that’s tomorrow!). The album will ship to the lucky Harajuku Lover on 12/5.
UPDATE: Someone took away her lollipop?! (Thanks A IV.)
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Because one day she’ll be forty years old and driving a minivan.
Because Borat dissed her dumb blonde ass in favor of the phenomenal actress that is Pamela Anderson.
oh you did NOT just link to faded youth
Because she was born a hermaphrodite.
Our memories
Well, they can be inviting
But some are altogether
Mighty frightening
As we die, both you and I
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry
she’s just found out about kfed and britney. it reminds her of jennifer and brad too much.
Because the idea for a photoshoot has already been done better
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeah_Yeah_Yeahs_EP
http://wendylynchphotography.com/brokensocialpage.html
Because that idea for a photoshoot has already been done better
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeah_Yeah_Yeahs_EP
http://wendylynchphotography.com/emilyhainespage.html
because, hello, have you SEEN gavin’s new look?
http://dlisted.com/2006/11/07/gavin-rossdales-not-hot-makeover/
you’ve got it all wrong. they’re tears of joy because people are actually swallowing this yodelling shit! [and because she isn't being raked over the coals for that wretched nun outfit!]
she wasn’t picked up as main actress for alice in wonderland
she’ll be herself for the rest of her life
She is crying because she is crying tears of joy for finally living the life she has always wanted for a long time, which is being married and having a baby. That is why she is crying.
She is crying because she is crying tears of joy for finally living the life she has always wanted for a long time, which is being married and having a baby. That is why she is crying.
because the idea for the photoshoot has already been done better


because she posted the same thing twice.
lol @ no one special’s “because she posted the same thing twice.” 10 points!
FYI — we’re still looking over all the responses. May need to have one than one winner! Anyway, we’ll post the winner/winners this week. Thanks everybody.
Beacause the Harajuku girls escaped from their cages.
At that very moment, Gwen discovered the stark truth: she was one-upped by Robin Sparkles. And it hurts.
Beacause the fashion nazis said she isn’t allowed to wear anything she designed
Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have his baby…
and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?
Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…
and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?
Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…
and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?
Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…
and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?
Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…
and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?
AI LO VIY GWEN LO VIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY