We actually sorta like what we’re hearing of Sweet Escape (’cause the rest of the album features approximately NO yodeling), but holy shit does it have nothing on our love for her promo shots.

Why so sad, Stefani? Care to venture a guess? Well if ya do, we’ve got a free copy of Sweet Escape for the best answer. We’ll even have a box of Kleenex® sent to her in your name! And remember, it’s a contest, so make it yer answers good. Let’s hear ‘em! We’ll pick a winner Friday 11/17 at 6PM EST (that’s tomorrow!). The album will ship to the lucky Harajuku Lover on 12/5.

UPDATE: Someone took away her lollipop?! (Thanks A IV.)

Comments (126)
  1. Biff Beta  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2006

    Because one day she’ll be forty years old and driving a minivan.

  2. Because Borat dissed her dumb blonde ass in favor of the phenomenal actress that is Pamela Anderson.

  3. oh you did NOT just link to faded youth :-(

  4. Jim the Furious  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    Because she was born a hermaphrodite.

  5. Brandon Bisig  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    Our memories
    Well, they can be inviting
    But some are altogether
    Mighty frightening
    As we die, both you and I
    With my head in my hands
    I sit and cry

  6. pearl  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    she’s just found out about kfed and britney. it reminds her of jennifer and brad too much.

  7. Morgan  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    because, hello, have you SEEN gavin’s new look?

    http://dlisted.com/2006/11/07/gavin-rossdales-not-hot-makeover/

  8. rebelbarbie  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    you’ve got it all wrong. they’re tears of joy because people are actually swallowing this yodelling shit! [and because she isn't being raked over the coals for that wretched nun outfit!]

  9. she wasn’t picked up as main actress for alice in wonderland
    she’ll be herself for the rest of her life

  10. Michelle  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    She is crying because she is crying tears of joy for finally living the life she has always wanted for a long time, which is being married and having a baby. That is why she is crying.

  11. Michelle  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    She is crying because she is crying tears of joy for finally living the life she has always wanted for a long time, which is being married and having a baby. That is why she is crying.

  12. because the idea for the photoshoot has already been done better


  13. no one special  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2006

    because she posted the same thing twice.

  14. PacificLight  |   Posted on Nov 18th, 2006

    lol @ no one special’s “because she posted the same thing twice.” 10 points!

  15. FYI — we’re still looking over all the responses. May need to have one than one winner! Anyway, we’ll post the winner/winners this week. Thanks everybody.

  16. Beacause the Harajuku girls escaped from their cages.

  17. At that very moment, Gwen discovered the stark truth: she was one-upped by Robin Sparkles. And it hurts.

  18. Shennen  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2006

    Beacause the fashion nazis said she isn’t allowed to wear anything she designed

  19. Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have his baby…

    and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?

  20. Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…

    and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?

  21. Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…

    and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?

  22. Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…

    and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?

  23. Gwen realised that due to being a hemaprodite (a person born with male AND female parts) she couldnt have gavins baby…

    and then she realised crying makes her banana colored make up smudge… that right? right?

  24. AI LO VIY GWEN LO VIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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