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Those of you who feel Stereogum readers’ 2008 Best Album picks are too mainstream will not find consolation in our local daily’s Top 10 list. Not that you’d expect or want the New York Post to put Department Of Eagles on top, but calling Chinese Democracy the fifth best album of 2008 is sort of a slap in the face to 2008. The paper’s rationale for Partie Traumatic at #4 is that Black Kids “[lived] up to the hype as “the next big thing.” That’s a slap in the face to hype. Only in New York, kids…

10. Various Artists – Sounds Eclectic: The Next One
9. Toumani Diabate – The Mande Variations
8. Duffy – Rockferry
7. Wynton Marsalis & Willie Nelson – Two Men With The Blues
6. The Black Keys – Attack & Release
5. Guns N’ Roses – Chinese Democracy
4. Black Kids – Partie Traumatic
3. Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III
2. The Killers – Day and Age
1. Coldplay – Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends

Blurbs and honorable mentions at NYPost.com.

Comments (40)
  1. seth  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    bwaaahahaha!

  2. Black Jesus  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Why even post this?

    • WHY do people repeatedly, incessantly ask this question? When you write for Stereogum, you can decide what to post about.

  3. KevinV  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Wow! I actually thought The Killers released the worst album of the year.

  4. Andrew  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    I think I threw up a little

  5. pants  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Surprisingly, I thought the Killers album was really good. One of the best of the year actually.

  6. adam  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    I just got a chill reading that list.

  7. starD  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Okay, I thought the Coldplay had a decent album, and the Killers were pretty decent. But I would *not* have put them in the top ten, much less the top 25. Probably not even the top 50! That list makes me want to cry. For god’s sake, have none of them ever heard of Frightened Rabbits?! Nada Surf at least?!

    • You really expect people who read the post to listen to Frightened Rabbits?

    • Frightened Rabbits?  |   Posted on Dec 10th, 2008

      Really? Frightened Rabbits? I made the mistake of downloading their album, legally of course because I heard it was good, and then I realized they are a poor mans indie rock counting crows, and that’s bad. The counting crows are the worst fucking band ever, so where does that put them? Fucking americana wanna be bullshit Joni Mitchell inspired crap, like that horrible crows cover. seriously that shit sucks balls.

      • oh, come on  |   Posted on Dec 13th, 2008

        Really, three people in a row talking about Frightened Rabbit and not writing their name correctly? Including starD who considers them (along with Nada Surf, natch) the most glaring omission from this list.

        Also, I’m surprised not to see MGMT here.

  8. scott  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Credit for giving props to Toumani Diabate, though. Nice to see some acknowledgement that there’s great music outside of the Anglophone world.

  9. The Black Keys finally get some top 10 love at least?

  10. hell yes.

  11. Sounds Eclectic? That’s not even an album is it?

  12. Jason  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    I actually legitimately really liked the Black Kids album… it’s extremely hooky and fun. “Hit the Heartbrakes” is probably one of the best singles of the year.

  13. Get over yourself with the Chinese Democracy smears already. Stop being too hip for your own good! You hipsters don’t even really like the music on your top 10.

  14. Various Artists is so underrated. Good to see them on at least one list.

  15. Chris  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Best top 10 of the year that I have seen. Most of these are albums I would actually want to (and will continue to) listen to as opposed to albums I would prefer to talk about.

  16. Wow… just wow. That’s impressively bad. I think Weezy would be ashamed to see himself on this list.

  17. brian  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    barf

  18. Whoa, I had no idea Black Kids had any hype at all!

    The list is horrible as it could have been expected…

  19. grover  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    nothing but the most important, prestigious lists for you guys huh. when are you gonna put up people magazine’s top 10?

  20. ozzy  |   Posted on Dec 10th, 2008

    Do they even listen to real music???

  21. Incognito  |   Posted on Dec 11th, 2008

    Okay. Some of these year-end lists may have warranted the “Shit List” designation, but if any list deserves it, it’s this one.

  22. John Hall  |   Posted on Dec 11th, 2008

    Where’s TV On The Radio?

  23. I feel really bad for the Black Keys. Getting squeezed between Willie Nelson 2008 and Chinese Democracy…

    I imagine that’d be somewhat like throwing Richard Ford between Tom Clancy and Dan Brown.

  24. derek  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2008

    wow.

  25. oh, come on  |   Posted on Dec 13th, 2008

    really? all three of you are going to talk about frightened rabbit and give the wrong name for them? especially starD, who considers them good enough to be mentioned (along with Nada Surf, natch) as the most glaring omission from this list.

  26. Dave  |   Posted on Dec 15th, 2008

    Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy is an instant classic. By far the best record of 2008.

  27. jjazznola  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2008

    Chinese Democracy wouldn’t be bad except it is rediculously over produced. Didn’t these guys used to be a rock n roll band?

  28. rustymagoo  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2008

    the new york post knows how to please brandon flowers

  29. It is nice to see GNR back. It was too long time since “Use Your Illusion”. This album is not that good, but still shows that Axel is back on the track.

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