US Weekly broke the least surprising news in Hollywood: Lindsay’s going to rehab. Guess those “water bottle” nights finally caught up with her. And just hours after the news was announced, Anya Marina, Tristan Prettyman, and Greg emailed us with a song they wrote about, well, the title says it. Why so low, Lohan?
Or maybe we shouldn’t be making fun of Lindsay Lohan. She’s getting help after all. Judges? Oh good, it’s OK to make fun. Well then: Like mother, like daughter.
(Pic via ONTD)
Lyrics after the jump.
“Lindsay Goes To Rehab”
lindsay
you better check yourself
check yourself
before you wreck yourself
lindsay
you got to drink the coke
drink the coke
but don’t you snort the coke
why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!
lindsay
you got a watter bottle
that aint no water bottle
that be a vodka bottle
lindsay
wilmer’s no good for you
harry morton too
jared leto wont do
why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!
lindsay
you know we’re stoked for you
oh we’re so proud of you
we know you’ll make it through
why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!
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Leave her alone. I’m sick of hearing about her.
hopefully she sets herself on fire next.
Anyone who dates Joe Francis deserves whatever they get.
The “Greg” in this equation is Greg Laswell. An important component you seem to have left out.
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I’d still totally bone her. The drunk slut.
coke and vodka haven’t made her less hot
And now for the understatement of 2007: Lindsay is a loser. She should add another 50 pounds to her frame while she’s at it.
BTW, Tristan, Greg, and Anya’s song is perfect.
yall can have lindsay – ill take tristan any day
*swoon*
Schadenfreude is like, so cool!
Remember, you’re not singers nobody’s heard of, you’re super-hip social satirists!
And don’t for a minute let anyone tell you you’re riding the coattails of someone much more famous than yourselves! You’re too clever for that!
“Or maybe we shouldn’t be making fun of Lindsay Lohan. She’s getting help after all. Judges? Oh good, it’s OK to make fun.”
that was kind of lame…
oh i thought i WAS reading US Weekly…asshat
Uh…Anya Marina could be the most beautiful woman in San Diego in the whole world. Ungkuay?
Tristan Prettyman and I are currently dating. She just hasn’t been informed yet. annie onymous, back the fuck off.
I’m all for making fun, but that song fucking sucks.
eric, dont make me forward you the personal emails that tristan and i used to write. seriously.
wannabe pase spank blank ppl hmmm…
Um… don’t people recognize humor anymore? That song is great– and funny. Besides, with the ridiculousness that IS celebrity, why shouldn’t we make fun?
BEST SONG EVER.
Anya Marina rocks.
i personally love the song. Lindsay does it for the attention. so it just looks like shes getting what she wanted. i don’t think she wanted this kind of attention though, but she deserves it. the cute Lindsay that we all used to know and love has turned into a drunken rampaging whore. she deserves to be made fun of.