American Idol fans will be shown no Love this season, but this totally unsubstantiated report promises to bring even more crazy to the judges’ table. RealityTVMagazine.com has started a media-speculation frenzy with its report that “Several signs seem to be pointing to the possibility that Michael Jackson will be the focus of an upcoming American Idol theme week and might possible even appear to mentor the American Idol finalists.” Four reasons to believe it’s true:

1. All season long, Idol producers have hinted “about a big event show in the middle of the season that will blow America away.”

2. In addition to running up cell phone bills chatting with will.i.am, Jacko’s supposedly been having phone conversations with Simon Fuller about a career revival. Reports were centered on MJ taking Fuller’s help for his Las Vegas show, but with 650 billion Americans tuning into Idol each episode, this would be a perfect venue for him to moonwalk his way back into your heart. Well not yours, ’cause you don’t watch Idol.

3. Producer Nigel Lythgoe may have offered a hint during a recent media conference call when he said that contestants were prohibited from blogging (the horror!) because “We don?t want anything slipping out. If we?ve got major stars coming on that we want to do a big publicity thing with. ?Hey, Michael Jackson is coming to American Idol this week,? then I?ve got to leave that up to Fox publicity to put out there, not have it slip out with somebody telling their Mom that Michael Jackson is coming.?

4. And perhaps most importantly: Kids love Idol, MJ loves kids.

We’ll keep ya posted.

Comments (10)
  1. pearl  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007 0

    michael jackson reminds me a lot of v from v for vendetta in that picture.

  2. Alex  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007 0

    I hope all contestants are forced to try to moonwalk because all of you young’uns need to know how to do that or you’ll never make it in life!

  3. isaac  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2007 0

    why the fuck do should we care about american idol. quit perpetuating this trite stereogum!

  4. trina  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2007 0

    oh stfu isaac. i go to indie shows (i’m talking xiu xiu and fiery furnaces, none of this shins shit you probably listen to), and i watch american idol, and i think this story is fascinating. michael jackson, crazy as he is, is the shit. and watching him self destruct on television will be awesomely sad.

  5. Tom  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2007 0

    I think it’s more likely Jacko is seeking help from Simon Fuller, the guy behind American/Pop Idol and The Spice Girls.
    There are photos of them floating around and the press in the UK are speculating that they’re teaming up.

  6. dannygutters  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2007 0

    pearl, I was thinking that too.

  7. marsh  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2007 0

    lawdy lawdy i hope this is true

  8. whitney  |   Posted on Feb 19th, 2007 0

    OH MY GOSH! He really does look like V from Vendetta. Thanks alot Pearl, now I’ll never look at him the same again. Wait! That’s probably a good thing. Jacko is a wacko!

  9. margaret_haggerty2003  |   Posted on Apr 16th, 2007 0

    every body needs to leave michael jackson alone.he is humane just like all of us. please back off and let him get on with his life.

  10. margaret_haggerty2003  |   Posted on Apr 16th, 2007 0

    EVERYBODY NEEDS TO LEAVE MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE. HE IS HUMANE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE THEY NEEDTO LET HIM

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.

%s1 / %s2