Thanks to everyone who participated in our Good News For People Who Love Bald News Photoshopalooza. We all know why Britney Spears shaved her head (she was “really, really, really bored”, obvs). But we don’t yet know how she’s gonna accessorize it! Yes, we acknowledge we’re kicking her when she’s down (down = third rehab stint in a week), but let’s consider it punishment for inflicting Kevin Federline on the world.

Photoshop speaks louder than words, and tons of you answered our call to make art out of Britney 2.0. Many of you had the same ideas (we picked the one best executed). Many of you didn’t follow the guidelines or missed the deadline. One of you even entered this contest two years too late.

Out of all the eligible submissions, we painstakingly decided on the Top 20. View ‘em after the jump. Then help us pick the grand prize winner by identifying your favorite entry in the comments. Remember, there is an unopened Kevin Federline CD (future collector’s item) up for grabs here, so vote early and often! But not often, just once is fine.


1. Submitted By Kristin P.


2. Submitted By Norma J.


3. Submitted By Megan S.


4. Submitted By David H.


5. Submitted By Driver Eight


6. Submitted By Travis T.


7. Submitted By Max F.


8. Submitted By Brad K.


9. Submitted By Abigail B.


10. Submitted By Happy Toast


11. Submitted By Josh N.


12. Submitted By Jen


13. Submitted By Lucas R.


14. Submitted By Sean R.


15. Submitted By Steven B.


16. Submitted By Velocity Research


17. Submitted By Matt M.


18. Submitted By Chrissy H.


19. Submitted By Jennifer C.


20. Submitted By Bar Italia

Are you having a laugh? Anyone?

Comments (154)
  1. Jennifer  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    #1 was done the best, but #4 actually made me crack a smile.

  2. Katie  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    Definitely #9, hilarious!

  3. I like the Punkins.

  4. FlyerAsh  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    Is there really a question? 3 for sure.

  5. I vote for Blue Man group, twice

  6. jeff  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    I think the bowling one is hilarious. But what’s most funny about the smashing pumpkins one is the rest of the band.

  7. Nice One!
    LOL

  8. Sloth! If only she were concerned about her babies as much as she is about Baby Ruths…

  9. Matthew  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    #6 Is the BEST!

  10. Maggie  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    # 3!

  11. Surly  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    Blue Man Group

  12. Jenny  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    #9 fo sho. It made me laugh out loud. Blue man group is impressive, but I’ve gotta go with Sloth.

  13. Kate  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    First Place: #9 – because “I love chunk!”

    Second Place: #10 – Because “I am so smart. I am so smart. S.M.R.T… I mean S.M.A.R.T” “Duh!”

    Third Place: #1 – Brit-Brit could never be a member of Blue Man Group, they require musical talent…

  14. sunnydlita  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    Sloth or Xenu… okay, Sloth.

    And that Chunk quote is my favorite from the whole movie. “I never felt so bad in my entire life!”

  15. Hootchie Mama  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    Blue Man Group….by far.

  16. jessica  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    omg, thats so mean of whoever did that, you should take that off the site, give her a break
    !!! she is going through rough times!!

  17. bartap74  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    I can’t photoshop, but the angry Britney pics that came out beg for an Apocalypse Now treatment.

  18. Lori  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    #7 – They are all exceptional but how brilliant is that one of Paul?! Excellent – you made my day!!! Get better soon Brit, all kidding aside – we wish you well.

  19. Blue Man Group is excellent.

  20. smashing pumpkins one is hilarious.

  21. #9. for abstract Goonie referenceness

  22. Pumpkins.

  23. #9

    “Baby Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth?”

  24. Jennifer  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2007

    #9

  25. Homer. Hands down. D’oh!

  26. girlie  |   Posted on Feb 24th, 2007

    #9 cuz goonies never say die.

  27. vladislalalava  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2007

    blue man group is GREAT
    #7′s pretty good, too.

  28. blue man britney gets my vote. but all of these were AWESOME.

  29. avatar  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2007

    ~ The first that came to mind was G. Lucas’s futura sci-fi’ flick, “THX 1138″.
    Anyone?

  30. Maggie  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2007

    The Blue Man Group!! That’s the best!

  31. Blue Man Group! Awesome.

  32. Alex  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2007

    Someone needs to take her umbrella attack pics and photoshop her beating up her droogs, Clockwork Orange-style. ;)

  33. Alex  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2007

    Someone needs to take her umbrella attack pics and photoshop her beating up her droogs, Clockwork Orange-style. ;)

  34. Alex  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2007

    Someone needs to take the umbrella attack pics and photoshop her doing the old ultraviolence, Clockwork Orange-style. ;)

  35. lol this is great, can i use the pics for my site?

  36. JoziB  |   Posted on Mar 2nd, 2007

    love # 8

  37. javi  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2007

    this is very bad, because they are ed ***reflx mng of which it feels, perhaps do not realize of which to her this happening to him, please this collapsing on the inside and does this, note that does not have anything of brain

  38. Terri Lemoine  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2007

    The person who didn’t get their pic submitted on time at


    by far has the best concept. Britney Borg.

  39. Terri Lemoine  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2007

    ABOUT THE PICTURE AT:

    POOR THING WAS BEING CONTROLLED FOR SO LONG SHE PROBABLY felt LIKE A BORG.

  40. riss  |   Posted on Mar 7th, 2007

    #9 & #10 are by far the best.

  41. Laura  |   Posted on Mar 8th, 2007

    #9 is my favorite.

  42. Matt  |   Posted on Apr 2nd, 2007

    #11 HILARIOUS and well done :) .

    AHHHH, why so many votes for #9 though?
    Yeah Sloth is awesome, but #11′s got his
    whole image blending well, anywho.
    Its all just fun stuff, just wanted to
    point something out :)

  43. roxxy poirier/april poirier  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2007

    I don’t like it,
    because is not nise,
    for britney spears,
    she is my favorite singer
    of the world.
    And she is a good mother.

  44. nice pictures NoT

  45. cool!!! She is sooooo cute!! And I found more cool bald females in HTTP://WWW.EXTREMEHAIRCUT.COM Some of the felame look better bald than Britney!!!

  46. HHEEKKYY  |   Posted on Jun 6th, 2007

    O MY GOD THATS SOOOOOOOOO Mean! jez what is wrong with u!

  47. yaMUM  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2008

    basketball one is pure geniuos
    im sorry if i spelled tht wrong beacuse i have something wrong

  48. fernanda  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2008

    se pasaron con todas las images
    ella no se merece esto despues de ser una de las chavas mas hermosas
    ademas tendra sus razones y yo como su admiradora si la entiendo

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